the efinin mixer

eeze izza winked kittyz anna spekal furndz i haz in mine buk, ifin i
furgetted someone let minesef know,

trudi

Sundance, house of Stright andPitô.ônya AKA Sweetee, house of Molesko
Mosey, house of Waterman and MeOwy, house of Lombard
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, House of Hanoka andStorrmmee, House of Asher/Grass
Lilith Kitten, House of Hanoka and Samuel Redcat, House of Mahoney
Harri Roadcat, house of Mahoney, and O.T., house of Barnes
Chester the injester, house of Asher/Grass and Lucy, house of Porter
Rag n Tag, Howse of Gordon (fisheez)
Andy, House of Stacy and Honey, House of Porter
Sqweex House of Waterman and PookyKat House of Waterman
Rebecca, house of Stright and Hercule Lenoir, no house kuz he iz
hizownkittee
STTom, no howse cuz I lifs by mineownself and OEJ, house of Asher-Grass
MH house of Asher/Grass and Missy House of Coan


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
i haza lizt, anna chester iz ofur der watin onna lucy, da spekal furndz iz
alzo supozetda be here, so rebeka anna hercule culd come, storrmmee anna
rosco hada danze earleir i thinkz, mosey iz nappin wif meowie but i izsure
dey will be bak later, mh wenteede ta howld missy's paw while da bear wuz
gettin hizown operashun but i thinkz dey iz returnin purtee soon, ... i
hope sum more kittys come soon beclawz ofur wise i will hasta start callin
kittys onna catalite phone.

trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Sweedee, du yu gnotiz heow kwiet it iz in heer?
I wunner weer da uddur winkt kitteez ar?
Hoo has da lyzt ov winkt kitteez, I wunner?
DumMeowmee deeleetid it.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
8--- snippity snip snip---B

alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic
inna same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite
Trudi, kruze direkture

Wewll, heer we ar Sundance, at da Kuples Coctail Pardy.
I ordert yu a Skwirlee Tempil, an da moozik iz slow an warmy.
An day effin hab sum Or'durffz.
Heer kum Summa da udder Winkt Kupelz neow....
--
Pitô.ônya

Fangu, Sweetee! Da dringk an ordurfz will juss hit da spot!

Sundance

trudi hears and haza sumthin stone sent to her statrum,

she thinkz, i duzint know whut it iz butted when i took da lazt one owtta
softz purse anna sharpined mine clawz onit anna my fangz she sqweeled wif
delite,...
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Mar 24, 3:28 pm, Booker wrote:
Ize honored dat yu haf agreeed to danze wif mineself, Sukie.

Yu luk beeutiful diz eevenin, an yur furz ar so perfektly ranged. Wat
pretty nailz!

Ize bin prackticin mi dancin, so shall weze haf a spin? Den weze kin
check da buffet. I heer der ar sum reel delikaciez tonite.

Chappy, tryin to memfur all his mannerz.

On 3/23/2011 4:18 PM, rafflescat wrote:

Oh fangu! Dis is jist a owld fing me frew on! Myne nayles? Well dese
were curtesy of Trudi an the ...well sumfin.....dey ar wuffurlee doe,
I wike dat... well sumfin....I want wun!
Sukie twirls around Chappy and bats her eyelashes shamelessly




*Sukie does a time trip* No-one sees as she quickly polishes her nails
on the... well sumfin...... and streaks back through time into
Chappies arms....he never even noticed the time trip and takes Sukies
paw and admires her beautiful nayles. She
ppppppuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss!

On Mar 23, 1:01 am, wrote:
the gurls return the stone having used it for a quick manicure while
trudi
found booker... trudi slips iit back away for another time, , smiles
that
the two kuplez iz gonna danze and returns to her perch behind the
kollarz
wrote in message

...

Jest den Booker saunterz up wif Trudi and Chappy. Trudi makez da
troductions, and Booker askz Sukie and Tina if dey would like to
dance,
den haf some snakz frum da buffet afterwurdz.

Sukie, wud yu like to danze wif Chappy? Tina, wud yu danze wif me?

Booker, cited.

On 3/22/2011 2:33 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he
dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway)
Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and
Chappy to come back

On Mar 22, 12:35 pm, wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out
where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to
yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:

ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof
da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin
ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be
happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.

Booker

On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez
kollars...
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.

The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's
more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.

'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat
mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to
which
he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole
boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs
look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the
menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.

'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love
some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as
Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer
duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious
duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork.
Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then
he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as
she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle.
As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with
goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above,
Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.

The party builds.

"Ranger Greykitten"
Oh fank yew fur yew nise wurdz, n ai wud luff dew danse a waltx wif
yerownself
Pipps--blushing

[Ranger takes Pipps' paw, and they begin to dance. The float across the
floor - well, Pipps floats and Ranger sort of stomps - in time with the
music. Ranger manages to not step on Pipps' toes, and only trips a couple
of times.]

Ummm, I'z really betterer at da faster dancin. Specially zoomy dancin!

Ranger

Ummm, yoo iz doin fyne Ranger...I'z ulso bedder at da zoomy dancin tew but
diz iz fun.
Pipps


--
The Mighty Rangerman!

Mosey sez BobQat wood beh happee tew danse wiff Snowflake. Hur wuz en owr
winking, remembur? n hym iz uh gud danser.

Trudi,

Kin yu rekommend a nice boykittie fur Snowflake? Sheze sittin offur der
but Ize sure she'd like a dance or two an sumkittie to chat wif wile
weze entertainin Sukie an Tina Marie.

Fangu furry much.

Booker, lukin after his older, but shyer, sissyfur.

On 3/22/2011 5:51 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
i willz be here, when efur ursefz iz readee, Trudi
wrote in message
. ..
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like shez
bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu fur da
troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.

Booker

On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars...
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.

The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.

'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.

'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed
in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.

The party builds.

8--- snippity snip snip---B

alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna
same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite
Trudi, kruze direkture

Wewll, heer we ar Sundance, at da Kuples Coctail Pardy.
I ordert yu a Skwirlee Tempil, an da moozik iz slow an warmy.
An day effin hab sum Or'durffz.
Heer kum Summa da udder Winkt Kupelz neow....
--
Pitô.ônya

Fangu, Sweetee! Da dringk an ordurfz will juss hit da spot!

Sundance

Mosey and MeOwy wok en n see Sundance and Pitô.ônya and axt dem iffen dey
cud sit wiff dem n hab a cupple uff Skwirlee Tempilz n Or'durffz wiff yoo.

--
Pitô.ônya
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

8--- snippity snip snip---B

alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic
inna same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite
Trudi, kruze direkture

Wewll, heer we ar Sundance, at da Kuples Coctail Pardy.
I ordert yu a Skwirlee Tempil, an da moozik iz slow an warmy.
An day effin hab sum Or'durffz.
Heer kum Summa da udder Winkt Kupelz neow....
--
Pitô.ônya

Fangu, Sweetee! Da dringk an ordurfz will juss hit da spot!

Sundance

Mosey and MeOwy wok en n see Sundance and Pitô.ônya and axt dem iffen
dey cud sit wiff dem n hab a cupple uff Skwirlee Tempilz n Or'durffz
wiff yoo.

Shurr, kum djoyne uz. I yam havvin uh Pinya Catlada wiffa liddul
umbershoot.
Diz iz mine sekund wun. Wud yu lyke mine furzt umbershoot?
--
Pitô.ônya

8--- snippity snip snip---B

alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna
same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite
Trudi, kruze direkture

Wewll, heer we ar Sundance, at da Kuples Coctail Pardy.
I ordert yu a Skwirlee Tempil, an da moozik iz slow an warmy.
An day effin hab sum Or'durffz.
Heer kum Summa da udder Winkt Kupelz neow....
--
Pitô.ônya

Fangu, Sweetee! Da dringk an ordurfz will juss hit da spot!

Sundance

Mosey and MeOwy wok en n see Sundance and Pitô.ônya and axt dem iffen dey
cud sit wiff dem n hab a cupple uff Skwirlee Tempilz n Or'durffz wiff yoo.

Shurr, kum djoyne uz. I yam havvin uh Pinya Catlada wiffa liddul
umbershoot.
Diz iz mine sekund wun. Wud yu lyke mine furzt umbershoot?
--
Pitô.ônya


Mosey n MeOwy wook at eech uthur n Mosey sez, dat saowndz fyne, Fank
yerownsellfz vury mutch. Did yew boff gnow sat en Seeattl dey hab sew mutch
rayne dat dey hab uh umbershoot
fezible? waffs

Mosey n MeOwy ugree dat doze fishies r sew kool.

Sukie looks at her Sekattree who is rolling around the floor
laughing......Jack. Jack! JJJaaaccckkkk!!!!! Was wong wiffa Sekattree?
Was so funfunfunny???
Jack looks at the Sekattree and shrugs.....shees hoomin Sukie, hoomins
dus fings wike dat...ignore.
Hey wook atta fishies Harry! Dats kewl!
All the Gordon Kittiez wave to the fwoaty fishies and the fwoaty
fishies wave their fins back.Harry tickles them with his dew claw and
asks "Havvin a gudgud tyme guyz?" Both fishes leap straight up in the
air and wave madly at everyone.
Lukes like days bin atta oystur soss again Jack! Harry puts their
little light off, and hopes they don't jump clean out like they did
last time they found the oyster sauce...".tyme fur a wittle sweep
fishies, See yu inna mornin!"The cleverly contrived tank turns around
and sinks into a covered recess...."fang Bast fur dat! Harry sighs
with relief, his fishies will be safe til morning and the oyster sauce
will have worn off.(-;



On Mar 23, 1:38 pm, Amelia wrote:
[In another part of the yacht, down near the engineering spaces, sounds
of hammering and drilling and welding can be heard. Not much later the
doors to the ball room open wide and a compact forklift, modified to
carry a large fishtank, rolls into the room. All of the Gordon fish are
present.

Along the sides of the tank are smaller plexiglass containers, each large
enough for half a dozen fish. The smaller containers are linked to the
large tank in such a way that the smaller containers can be removed and
replaced without spilling any water. This any if any fishes want to leave
the tank to go with feline or canine friends, they can do so in safety.]

On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 19:52:11 -0400, Mme. Anaïs
Lachatte wrote:

Fangu, Trudi!

Oh my, datz a luffly color! She waves at Amelia
and Rebecca and walks over to the bar for a
cocktail.

Meow Mme Anaïs, says the barcat, the Rasta cats
brought lotf of rum. Would you like a Canton? Or
perhaps a Beachcomber?

[An elegantly dressed, sleek brown cat sits down
at the bar next to Anaïs and Trudi]

Ah bon soir, mesdomoiselles!

Ça va? [kisses both of their paws] May I seet wif
boff ob yourseffs while I am waitink fur Mlle.
Rebecca?

Ah, and awlso, may I suggest zee cocktail Between
zee Sheets? I see, M. Barcat zat zee Rasta Catz
haff brought zee Rhum Bartbancourt 5-star from
Haiti. Nopw az a French kitty, I mist say, zat
zees Rhuim, made frum zee cane-juice eez furry,
furry good! And zee Between zee Sheets eez made
wif zee cognac and zee rhum - a furyr, furry gud
combinashun!

Zo M. Le Barcat, pweeze shake up twee ob dese
cocktailz fur usses!

[The bar-cat bows slightly] Ahh, M. Hercule! yoo
are indded a connisieur ob de cocktail! [He shakes
them and with a flourish, pours three cocktail
glasses full]

[Hercule raises his glass] Well zen, let us drink
to M. Tiger, your clowder-mate, Mlle. Trudi, and
your wink, Mme. Anaïs!

[the three clink glasses] a votre santé!!!

Zo, are yoo ladies ready for Jamica? I
purrsonally luff it.

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir

Hey Jocko, ai m vury imprussed wiff yer scuba diving n wood yew wike tew
danse wif meh n hab sum dwimkz n snax BobWat kan fynd hisownself uh singul
gurlcat tew danse wiff.
Mimzy


hay barbi, cood wee eech hab uh singles kollar tew ware tew da the efinin
mixer?
Mimzy sez , mai fur iz black n BobQat is gray n white. ai wood wike tew
danse wiff Jack n BobQat wood wike tew danse wiff Sukie .
um, wee iz iz majikal Whimsy Qats n r ubaowt 3 yeers old sew sumpfing wiff
sparkles wood be nise iffen yoo hab inny uf dem. . Fank yew vury mutch

"rafflescat" wrote in message
...

Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture