Duz dey sell klokz on eBay?

We needz to git owrown sekkaterry a noo klok. She wont feed ussez kuz da
klok sez it iznt time yet. Hoominz muss not be furry gud at makin klokz.

Sundance

On Nov 30, 7:30 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
We needz to git owrown sekkaterry a noo klok. She wont feed ussez kuz da
klok sez it iznt time yet. Hoominz muss not be furry gud at makin klokz.

Bear alweighs tells r Uncl Bill wen it iz tim to get up. He don' gneed
a klok. Den Bear take himself four a walk and den he feed usses and
Bear. In da effenin Bear go ruff ruff at meomie or Uncl Bill an dey
feedz efferybuddy.

You don' need a klok iff yoo gutted a dud d*ggy.

--
Maggy May

On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:30:09 -0800, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

We needz to git owrown sekkaterry a noo klok. She wont feed ussez kuz da
klok sez it iznt time yet. Hoominz muss not be furry gud at makin klokz.

Sundance

Y'kno, gize, dis mus be illegal in Catamerika! We kittiez don haff
cloks in owr tummiez, an we knows when we iz hungry.

Now Sundance, hold onta yur seat, kawze I'z gonna tell you dat mine
hooman keeps mine food bowl FULL awl ov da time! Itz neffur empty!

Od cawze I iz a furry petite (6 1/2 pownd) kitty, and eet delikately,
but still....

I finks you shud send da sheriff to tawk to yur hooman!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/30/2008 7:38:49 PM

Wen ower hoomin sayz dat, we alwayz sayz bakk dat it iz SUMWARE.

sssnikker

Sebastian anna Joolian

"Sundance" wrote in message
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We needz to git owrown sekkaterry a noo klok. She wont feed ussez kuz da
klok sez it iznt time yet. Hoominz muss not be furry gud at makin klokz.

Sundance

Hihi diz iz O T ann u iz rite, it iz alwayz suppertime showherez.
"Stacey Weinberger" wrote in message
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Wen ower hoomin sayz dat, we alwayz sayz bakk dat it iz SUMWARE.

sssnikker

Sebastian anna Joolian

"Sundance" wrote in message
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We needz to git owrown sekkaterry a noo klok. She wont feed ussez kuz da
klok sez it iznt time yet. Hoominz muss not be furry gud at makin klokz.

Sundance

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Y'kno, gize, dis mus be illegal in Catamerika! We kittiez don haff
cloks in owr tummiez, an we knows when we iz hungry.

Now Sundance, hold onta yur seat, kawze I'z gonna tell you dat mine
hooman keeps mine food bowl FULL awl ov da time! Itz neffur empty!

Od cawze I iz a furry petite (6 1/2 pownd) kitty, and eet delikately,
but still....

I finks you shud send da sheriff to tawk to yur hooman!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Now yoo haz went an did it, Anaïs! Duznt yoo rememfur da lastest time yoo
telled Sundance bowt dat? Now he iz faintid agin!

Rebecca

Den we won tell himselfz dat da kittens in diz houze and effen da D*G hav
fudz out all da timez. At firstz Sadie wud keep eatink and eatink but not
nowz.

Duz I need ta ask my couzin Lewi D. Cat to send hiz wifekitty, Kitty
Schottland who iz a nurze, duz I needz to haff her kum and luk at Sundance?
Piglet worring about her friend.
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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Y'kno, gize, dis mus be illegal in Catamerika! We kittiez don haff
cloks in owr tummiez, an we knows when we iz hungry.

Now Sundance, hold onta yur seat, kawze I'z gonna tell you dat mine
hooman keeps mine food bowl FULL awl ov da time! Itz neffur empty!

Od cawze I iz a furry petite (6 1/2 pownd) kitty, and eet delikately,
but still....

I finks you shud send da sheriff to tawk to yur hooman!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Now yoo haz went an did it, Anaïs! Duznt yoo rememfur da lastest time yoo
telled Sundance bowt dat? Now he iz faintid agin!

Rebecca

On Nov 30, 7:41 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:30:09 -0800, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

We needz to git owrown sekkaterry a noo klok. She wont feed ussez kuz da
klok sez it iznt time yet. Hoominz muss not be furry gud at makin klokz.

Sundance

Y'kno, gize, dis mus be illegal in Catamerika! We kittiez don haff
cloks in owr tummiez, an we knows when we iz hungry.

Now Sundance, hold onta yur seat, kawze I'z gonna tell you dat mine
hooman keeps mine food bowl FULL awl ov da time! Itz neffur empty!

Od cawze I iz a furry petite (6 1/2 pownd) kitty, and eet delikately,
but still....

R kibble-bole is allus s'POSED two be full. Uncl Bill fills it up in
da mornin and ever he or Mommy Micki fills it up anytime dey see it is
lo. Dey do a kitty gud job, if I do seigh so. Howsumever, BREKKUS is
yooshullly gushy-fuds or sumtimz, gnot offen enuff, peepl fudz like
turkey-bird. An dat is in da mornin. Alzo, wiff free ub usses eatin
togeffur, it is a hi poynt ub r social day. WooToo doo not com
downstares, aldo shee don' mind if wee eet a bite wile we bisit her in
her rume.

--
Maggy May
R house, iz a furry, furry fine house,
wif too hoomins in da yard
Dey allus workin hard
Two make fings furry gnice
An efferyfing is eesy cuz ub dem
Translated from "Our House" by da hoomin Graham Nash

On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:59:40 -0800, Rebecca's nimble, little paws
typed:


Now yoo haz went an did it, Anaïs! Duznt yoo rememfur da lastest time yoo
telled Sundance bowt dat? Now he iz faintid agin!

Rebecca

Ooooops! I'ze sowwy, Rebecca! [steps owt ov 'porter wif smellink
sawlt, and passes dem unner Sundance's noze. He begins to blink his
eyes] Sowwy 'bowt dat Sundance, buttid I wuz only ummmm er kidding!

Y'kno, yoo haff to be forgifink 'bowt dese hoomanz, dey just don
trooly unnerstand us kitties!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/1/2008 12:05:13 PM