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TRUDER KITTY IN THE TRASH!!!



 
 
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Old April 10th 07, 03:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default TRUDER KITTY IN THE TRASH!!!

soft got owta zoom groom thiz mornin... hersef haz onliezt brushed 3 of uses
anna hersef sayed dat der iz enuf hair inna trash ta make a Truder KITTY!!!
ifin diz iz why hersef iz brushin uses hersef better juzt stop rite now, we
duzint want animore kitteez, OEJ... furget dat... we wantsa rid of goopy
petramalt on owr paws GONE letta new kitty haf dat alzo!!! Tiger anna
TV... NO Noizes are heard furm Trudi, Stormmee or Chester who are hiding
furm soft at diz time


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Old April 10th 07, 04:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_2_]
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Default TRUDER KITTY IN THE TRASH!!!

On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:57:40 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

soft got owta zoom groom thiz mornin... hersef haz onliezt brushed 3 of uses
anna hersef sayed dat der iz enuf hair inna trash ta make a Truder KITTY!!!
ifin diz iz why hersef iz brushin uses hersef better juzt stop rite now, we
duzint want animore kitteez, OEJ... furget dat... we wantsa rid of goopy
petramalt on owr paws GONE letta new kitty haf dat alzo!!! Tiger anna
TV... NO Noizes are heard furm Trudi, Stormmee or Chester who are hiding
furm soft at diz time


Awww, youze gize iz lucky - it feelz gudgud to get groomed! My hooman
combs me efurry day so day my long, lufly furz luk perfik - I likes da
attention!

Tye eetink da Petramalt off of da hoomanz fingerz - datz whut I do!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/10/2007 11:11:44 AM
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Old April 10th 07, 04:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default TRUDER KITTY IN THE TRASH!!!

me anna stormmee eatsa gooopy stuffz offa herown fingerz kuz den it duzint
get on owrown bootiful furz... we sometimez likezit but not uzuali, we haf
sort furz so we duzint unnerstand why her duzin apurrciate when we dekoartez
wifit onna furnishures... but den who knowz bowt hoomanz... Tiger, who
alreadi haz furgifed soft, but OEJ and TV iz still sulkin
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:57:40 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

soft got owta zoom groom thiz mornin... hersef haz onliezt brushed 3 of

uses
anna hersef sayed dat der iz enuf hair inna trash ta make a Truder

KITTY!!!
ifin diz iz why hersef iz brushin uses hersef better juzt stop rite now,

we
duzint want animore kitteez, OEJ... furget dat... we wantsa rid of goopy
petramalt on owr paws GONE letta new kitty haf dat alzo!!! Tiger anna
TV... NO Noizes are heard furm Trudi, Stormmee or Chester who are hiding
furm soft at diz time


Awww, youze gize iz lucky - it feelz gudgud to get groomed! My hooman
combs me efurry day so day my long, lufly furz luk perfik - I likes da
attention!

Tye eetink da Petramalt off of da hoomanz fingerz - datz whut I do!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/10/2007 11:11:44 AM



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Old April 11th 07, 01:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka
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Default TRUDER KITTY IN THE TRASH!!!

Stormmee, dearest, do you need me to protect you from the Trooder Kitty In
The Trash?

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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soft got owta zoom groom thiz mornin... hersef haz onliezt brushed 3 of
uses
anna hersef sayed dat der iz enuf hair inna trash ta make a Truder
KITTY!!!
ifin diz iz why hersef iz brushin uses hersef better juzt stop rite now,
we
duzint want animore kitteez, OEJ... furget dat... we wantsa rid of goopy
petramalt on owr paws GONE letta new kitty haf dat alzo!!! Tiger anna
TV... NO Noizes are heard furm Trudi, Stormmee or Chester who are hiding
furm soft at diz time




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Old April 11th 07, 05:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default TRUDER KITTY IN THE TRASH!!!

Duz yoo spoze dat if soft putted petromalt on da trooder kitty, it wud lik
it off and disappear itsownself?

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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soft got owta zoom groom thiz mornin... hersef haz onliezt brushed 3 of
uses
anna hersef sayed dat der iz enuf hair inna trash ta make a Truder
KITTY!!!
ifin diz iz why hersef iz brushin uses hersef better juzt stop rite now,
we
duzint want animore kitteez, OEJ... furget dat... we wantsa rid of goopy
petramalt on owr paws GONE letta new kitty haf dat alzo!!! Tiger anna
TV... NO Noizes are heard furm Trudi, Stormmee or Chester who are hiding
furm soft at diz time




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Old April 11th 07, 10:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default TRUDER KITTY IN THE TRASH!!!

thank yourown big strong tomly self, soft bruzhed da rezt of uses anna so
fur nocatelse haz kamed owt of da trazh... I wuuldint mind beclawz i likez
ofur kitteez, it wuuld mean anofur kittee ta playplayplay... but i wishes
hersef wuuldint brushes uses... i duzint like dat purrt butta goopy stuffz
iz toona flafurred so i eatz it offa herown fingerz like MM A sayz,
Stormmee, thrilledta hafa purrtektur
Debby Hanoka wrote in message
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Stormmee, dearest, do you need me to protect you from the Trooder Kitty In
The Trash?

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
soft got owta zoom groom thiz mornin... hersef haz onliezt brushed 3 of
uses
anna hersef sayed dat der iz enuf hair inna trash ta make a Truder
KITTY!!!
ifin diz iz why hersef iz brushin uses hersef better juzt stop rite now,
we
duzint want animore kitteez, OEJ... furget dat... we wantsa rid of goopy
petramalt on owr paws GONE letta new kitty haf dat alzo!!! Tiger anna
TV... NO Noizes are heard furm Trudi, Stormmee or Chester who are hiding
furm soft at diz time






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Old April 11th 07, 10:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default TRUDER KITTY IN THE TRASH!!!

we hopes dat iz whut happinz, OEJ
Sundance wrote in message
t...
Duz yoo spoze dat if soft putted petromalt on da trooder kitty, it wud lik
it off and disappear itsownself?

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
soft got owta zoom groom thiz mornin... hersef haz onliezt brushed 3 of
uses
anna hersef sayed dat der iz enuf hair inna trash ta make a Truder
KITTY!!!
ifin diz iz why hersef iz brushin uses hersef better juzt stop rite now,
we
duzint want animore kitteez, OEJ... furget dat... we wantsa rid of goopy
petramalt on owr paws GONE letta new kitty haf dat alzo!!! Tiger anna
TV... NO Noizes are heard furm Trudi, Stormmee or Chester who are hiding
furm soft at diz time






 




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