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New Words for the Dictionary
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners a 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3 . Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, y our Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness. 8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 10 Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action. 12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literatu 16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War |
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New Words for the Dictionary
Heres more from http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...120101397.html Choice Words for Metro Riders By John Kelly Friday, December 2, 2005; Page C09 Metro paid an advertising agency to come up with its "Sniglets" campaign. I got you to do the work for free or, at most, for the slim chance that your name would be in the paper or you might snag a free lunch. Who, I wonder, paid too much? If you don't ride a Metro train or bus, you may not have seen the Sniglets, which are "wacky" words and definitions that are meant to improve behavior among us straphangers. For example: " Sumpnspicious : n . unattended package or odd, unusual behavior that is reported to a bus driver, train operator (via intercom at end of rail car), station manager or Metro Police at 202-962-2121." Leaving aside for a moment whether the cutesy-sounding "sumpnspicious" is an appropriate way to address a possible terrorist attack in the subway, I knew that you could do better. I asked for neologisms to describe certain annoying Metro experiences. Here are my favorites: The feeling you get when the Farecard machine repeatedly rejects every bill in your wallet: indollarable -- J amie S. billfuddled -- Peg B. unpresidented -- Joe G. billimic -- Kevin D. fareannoyed -- Howard W. The act of pretending to be asleep, with your briefcase on the seat beside you, so no one will sit next to you: SamsoNight -- Justin B. narcoklepsy -- Kevin D. usurpossuming -- Mary Kay A. bull-dozing -- Seth B.. (first among many others). Seth also added sleepbensraum, the free space you hope to achieve by bull-dozing. The smelly, scary and manifestly unpleasant person who sits next to you anyway: scummuter -- Stephen D. Metroll -- Sam H. A person who stands to the left on an escalator, blocking commuters behind him. escaloiter -- Jamie S. impedestrian -- Steve W. tourist -- Christine A. A bus rider who opens the window when you want it closed or closes it when you want it open: contrairian -- Sidney S. (first among many others) windowpain -- Steve F. And Now, a Few Words From You- I invited readers to submit their own words and definitions that get to the peculiar joys and sorrows of riding public transportation in Washington. My favorites: uncranny: the ability to stuff a large newspaper so far into the narrow slit between the window seat and the train car's wall that it is hardly visible. -- Sidney S. dingbrat: the annoying person who wedges him/herself into a Metro car at the very last minute, delaying everyone, long after the "Ding-DING . . . Doors closing" has sounded. -- Patricia A. L. metronumb: dazed by Metro's ding-dong chimes. -- Hank W. adenoying: sleeping on a train with your mouth wide open and snoring. Judith C. aisle-y cat: a standing passenger who resists herding to the center of a Metrorail car to relieve crowding in the doorway. -- Art S. iClods: headphone-wearing riders who seem unaware that their volume is turned up so loud others can identify the song. -- Justin B. touristerol: clumps of tourists that hinder circulation at train doors, on platforms and especially on the narrow arteries of escalators. -- Mike C. limbnast: a person who dashes onto the train using his arms or legs to force back the closing doors. -- Hazel E. W. Finally, Phil F. is my grand prize winner for his neologism describing the joy we feel in other's pain when the Metro train door closes on them: shutonfreude. On Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:06:28 -0500, Kreisleriana wrote: Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. |
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New Words for the Dictionary
Kreisleriana wrote:
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Suz once emailed me a similar list. The two lists mostly overlapped, but yours was missing my favorite one, which was: Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a redneck. |
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