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At the luau
What kind of vacation are you getting? Can I come?
Cousin Rosco "Stormmee" wrote in message ... no i hazn't aked furit yet, dey sayed i iz gettin a vakation anna i iz gettin fix whut izunt broked onna July 5, butted furry letz minesef haf efurthin i wantz, well alzmozt efurthin, Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... Have you asked Soft and Furry for shrimp yet? Will they give it to you? Rosco "Stormmee" wrote in message ... stormmee tastes a shrimpee, crunchcrunch, thank yourownsef, diz iz wonnerful, i wonner ifin furry wuuld get diz fur minesef ifin i azked, Stormmee eating with gusto now ChildFree23 wrote in message k.net... [Cousin Rosco grabs a few shrimpies in his mouth and places them on Stormmee's plate.] Ladies first. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... diz lukz relli gud, stormmee droolin a little unladylike ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... [Cousin Rosco mewfles and chortles an two orders of shrimp with nip dipping sauce.] "Stormmee" wrote in message ... yez purleze, Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message news I know what you mean. Kitty Schottland is old, and Lilith Kitten-Mahoney is cranky. Shall we go have some shrimpies? Gallantly, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence "Stormmee" wrote in message ... He iz owlde anna kranki anna owlde anna did i say kranki, juzt kuz i iz alla time tryinta play wif hizself, anna itself bakfired on hizself, kuz furri getted mineself a playmate so der!!! Stormee ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Why does Tiger insist you contain yourownself? Doesn't he know you're just a kitten? Cousin Rosco, defensively "Stormmee" wrote in message ... anna diz iz gonna be funfunfun... i lofez shrimpeez anna ani fisiez... Stormmee,...sees Tiger and makes a concerted effort to contain herownsef... is only partialli successzul... ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... [The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Stormmee, and her escort, Cousin Rosco.] We're here! And we bought cocktail sauce for the shrimp! Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence [As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant, suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange. Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by the high cliffs. As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs, wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet from the edge of the fire.] Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island. Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway. [Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters, crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added, then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.] Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes! Jocko |
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At the luau
dey sayed i iz stayin atta tedz ofurnite when i getz fixed whut izunt
broked, Duz you wanna go wif mineself to da tedz? Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... What kind of vacation are you getting? Can I come? Cousin Rosco "Stormmee" wrote in message ... no i hazn't aked furit yet, dey sayed i iz gettin a vakation anna i iz gettin fix whut izunt broked onna July 5, butted furry letz minesef haf efurthin i wantz, well alzmozt efurthin, Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... Have you asked Soft and Furry for shrimp yet? Will they give it to you? Rosco "Stormmee" wrote in message ... stormmee tastes a shrimpee, crunchcrunch, thank yourownsef, diz iz wonnerful, i wonner ifin furry wuuld get diz fur minesef ifin i azked, Stormmee eating with gusto now ChildFree23 wrote in message k.net... [Cousin Rosco grabs a few shrimpies in his mouth and places them on Stormmee's plate.] Ladies first. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... diz lukz relli gud, stormmee droolin a little unladylike ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... [Cousin Rosco mewfles and chortles an two orders of shrimp with nip dipping sauce.] "Stormmee" wrote in message ... yez purleze, Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message news I know what you mean. Kitty Schottland is old, and Lilith Kitten-Mahoney is cranky. Shall we go have some shrimpies? Gallantly, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence "Stormmee" wrote in message ... He iz owlde anna kranki anna owlde anna did i say kranki, juzt kuz i iz alla time tryinta play wif hizself, anna itself bakfired on hizself, kuz furri getted mineself a playmate so der!!! Stormee ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Why does Tiger insist you contain yourownself? Doesn't he know you're just a kitten? Cousin Rosco, defensively "Stormmee" wrote in message ... anna diz iz gonna be funfunfun... i lofez shrimpeez anna ani fisiez... Stormmee,...sees Tiger and makes a concerted effort to contain herownsef... is only partialli successzul... ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... [The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Stormmee, and her escort, Cousin Rosco.] We're here! And we bought cocktail sauce for the shrimp! Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence [As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant, suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange. Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by the high cliffs. As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs, wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet from the edge of the fire.] Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island. Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway. [Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters, crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added, then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.] Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes! Jocko |
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At the luau
It depends. Will TED try to trim my claws?
Rosco, worried "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sayed i iz stayin atta tedz ofurnite when i getz fixed whut izunt broked, Duz you wanna go wif mineself to da tedz? Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... What kind of vacation are you getting? Can I come? Cousin Rosco "Stormmee" wrote in message ... no i hazn't aked furit yet, dey sayed i iz gettin a vakation anna i iz gettin fix whut izunt broked onna July 5, butted furry letz minesef haf efurthin i wantz, well alzmozt efurthin, Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... Have you asked Soft and Furry for shrimp yet? Will they give it to you? Rosco "Stormmee" wrote in message ... stormmee tastes a shrimpee, crunchcrunch, thank yourownsef, diz iz wonnerful, i wonner ifin furry wuuld get diz fur minesef ifin i azked, Stormmee eating with gusto now ChildFree23 wrote in message k.net... [Cousin Rosco grabs a few shrimpies in his mouth and places them on Stormmee's plate.] Ladies first. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... diz lukz relli gud, stormmee droolin a little unladylike ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... [Cousin Rosco mewfles and chortles an two orders of shrimp with nip dipping sauce.] "Stormmee" wrote in message ... yez purleze, Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message news I know what you mean. Kitty Schottland is old, and Lilith Kitten-Mahoney is cranky. Shall we go have some shrimpies? Gallantly, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence "Stormmee" wrote in message ... He iz owlde anna kranki anna owlde anna did i say kranki, juzt kuz i iz alla time tryinta play wif hizself, anna itself bakfired on hizself, kuz furri getted mineself a playmate so der!!! Stormee ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Why does Tiger insist you contain yourownself? Doesn't he know you're just a kitten? Cousin Rosco, defensively "Stormmee" wrote in message ... anna diz iz gonna be funfunfun... i lofez shrimpeez anna ani fisiez... Stormmee,...sees Tiger and makes a concerted effort to contain herownsef... is only partialli successzul... ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... [The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Stormmee, and her escort, Cousin Rosco.] We're here! And we bought cocktail sauce for the shrimp! Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence [As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant, suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange. Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by the high cliffs. As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs, wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet from the edge of the fire.] Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island. Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway. [Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters, crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added, then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.] Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes! Jocko |
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At the luau
owr ted onli duz diz ifin you azk, her duzint do owrz kuz furri duzit, diz
izza onliezt time i getz cranki, diz anna makin minesef takez medizine iz da onliezt time furri izunt purrfekt, fur a hooman, dat iz, Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... It depends. Will TED try to trim my claws? Rosco, worried "Stormmee" wrote in message ... dey sayed i iz stayin atta tedz ofurnite when i getz fixed whut izunt broked, Duz you wanna go wif mineself to da tedz? Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... What kind of vacation are you getting? Can I come? Cousin Rosco "Stormmee" wrote in message ... no i hazn't aked furit yet, dey sayed i iz gettin a vakation anna i iz gettin fix whut izunt broked onna July 5, butted furry letz minesef haf efurthin i wantz, well alzmozt efurthin, Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... Have you asked Soft and Furry for shrimp yet? Will they give it to you? Rosco "Stormmee" wrote in message ... stormmee tastes a shrimpee, crunchcrunch, thank yourownsef, diz iz wonnerful, i wonner ifin furry wuuld get diz fur minesef ifin i azked, Stormmee eating with gusto now ChildFree23 wrote in message k.net... [Cousin Rosco grabs a few shrimpies in his mouth and places them on Stormmee's plate.] Ladies first. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... diz lukz relli gud, stormmee droolin a little unladylike ChildFree23 wrote in message nk.net... [Cousin Rosco mewfles and chortles an two orders of shrimp with nip dipping sauce.] "Stormmee" wrote in message ... yez purleze, Stormmee ChildFree23 wrote in message news I know what you mean. Kitty Schottland is old, and Lilith Kitten-Mahoney is cranky. Shall we go have some shrimpies? Gallantly, Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence "Stormmee" wrote in message ... He iz owlde anna kranki anna owlde anna did i say kranki, juzt kuz i iz alla time tryinta play wif hizself, anna itself bakfired on hizself, kuz furri getted mineself a playmate so der!!! Stormee ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... Why does Tiger insist you contain yourownself? Doesn't he know you're just a kitten? Cousin Rosco, defensively "Stormmee" wrote in message ... anna diz iz gonna be funfunfun... i lofez shrimpeez anna ani fisiez... Stormmee,...sees Tiger and makes a concerted effort to contain herownsef... is only partialli successzul... ChildFree23 wrote in message ink.net... [The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Stormmee, and her escort, Cousin Rosco.] We're here! And we bought cocktail sauce for the shrimp! Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1 Junior Tabby In Residence [As the kitties start to arrive, things start to get busy. Out on Pebbly Beach, near the southeast corner of the island, a large fire pit is full of wood burning high and crackling. The smoke is quite fragrant, suggesting that a good part of the burning wood is mesquite and orange. Sunset is approaching, with a beautiful orange/pink glow in the eastern sky. Kitties who walk a little bit to the south along the beach are easily able to see the glow, while the kitties near the fire pit are shaded by the high cliffs. As everyone mingles and meows, enjoying the nip tea, nip wine, and nip beer, a sound can be heard in the distance. It sounds like a series of explosions is drawing near! Kitties take shelter behind rocks and logs, wondering if a war is heading towards them. Moments later a aging golf cart, driven by a couple of scraggly kitties, is seen tooling down the beach towards the luau area. As the cart draws near, the drivercat slams on the brakes, locks the wheels, and spins out, finally stopping just feet from the edge of the fire.] Jocko: Hey, Gruf, welcome back! How was the fishing? Looks like you've got more goodies than usual there. Everykitty, this is my bud Gruf and his chick Lana. They've been fishing over on the other side of the island. Here, let's get unloaded and get things underway. [Jocko and Gruf fetch a couple large bushel baskets of wet seaweed from the cart. They throw a thick layer on top of the fire. They then return with a basket of clams and spread them on top of the seaweed. This is followed by another layer of seaweed, then a layer of lobsters, crabs, mussels, and scallops. Finally another layer of seaweed is added, then topped off with skewers of abalone steaks.] Ok, everykitty, we'll be ready to start eating in just a few minutes! Jocko |
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