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Old August 13th 04, 10:00 PM
Boogie's Mom
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Default Attenshun all Floriduh Kittiez

Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen hurry-cane in Floriduh, Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to Bawlamore, tho I'ze not sayin dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin heer, eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin like crazy dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur furriez nor hoomins.

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Old August 13th 04, 11:16 PM
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Oh mine darling Boogie! [SMOOOOOCH, PurrPurrPurr, whisker
rub] We is in Boca Raton, south of where Hiss-spit Charley is
supposed to hit. We are far west enough to not have to
evacuate. But can I teleport over anyway? I'ze needs you to
protect mineownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen hurry-cane in

Floriduh, Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to Bawlamore, tho

I'ze not sayin dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin heer, eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin like crazy

dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur furriez nor

hoomins.

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  #3  
Old August 14th 04, 05:29 AM
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Juss dont let Charlie git in da teleporter!!!
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Rebecca, not sure if it could anyway

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen hurry-cane in Floriduh,

Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to Bawlamore, tho I'ze not sayin

dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin heer, eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin like crazy dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur furriez nor hoomins.

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Old August 14th 04, 03:50 PM
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we are in IL but we think it is very sweet to think of those cats, Miss
Violette, whose house is purring that thing goes away
Boogie's Mom wrote in message
...
Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen hurry-cane in Floriduh,

Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to Bawlamore, tho I'ze not sayin

dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin heer, eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin like crazy dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur furriez nor hoomins.

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  #5  
Old August 14th 04, 04:12 PM
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Come on, den Kitty, dear. We can sleep on Meowmiez airbed (no clawz
allowed) anna watch da new betta fish dat she botted me swim around in hiz
bettatank.

Enny ofur kittiez needs to hangout inna Bawlamore? We'ze can also watch da
oriol birdy bazeball teem (so meowmie preferz da Cubbiez).

Boogie
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
hlink.net...
Oh mine darling Boogie! [SMOOOOOCH, PurrPurrPurr, whisker
rub] We is in Boca Raton, south of where Hiss-spit Charley is
supposed to hit. We are far west enough to not have to
evacuate. But can I teleport over anyway? I'ze needs you to
protect mineownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen hurry-cane in

Floriduh, Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to Bawlamore, tho

I'ze not sayin dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin heer, eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin like crazy

dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur furriez nor

hoomins.

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  #6  
Old August 14th 04, 10:39 PM
ChildFree23
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I don't have front claws, only backs, so I guess I'm allowed
on the bed. What's a betta fish? Is it edible?

The Cubs were supposed to be playing the Dodgers this
afternoon. Anykitty know the score?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence


"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Come on, den Kitty, dear. We can sleep on Meowmiez airbed

(no clawz
allowed) anna watch da new betta fish dat she botted me swim

around in hiz
bettatank.

Enny ofur kittiez needs to hangout inna Bawlamore? We'ze

can also watch da
oriol birdy bazeball teem (so meowmie preferz da Cubbiez).

Boogie
"ChildFree23" wrote in message

hlink.net...
Oh mine darling Boogie! [SMOOOOOCH, PurrPurrPurr, whisker
rub] We is in Boca Raton, south of where Hiss-spit

Charley is
supposed to hit. We are far west enough to not have to
evacuate. But can I teleport over anyway? I'ze needs you

to
protect mineownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in

message
...
Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen hurry-cane

in
Floriduh, Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to Bawlamore,

tho
I'ze not sayin dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin heer,

eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin like

crazy
dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur furriez

nor
hoomins.

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  #7  
Old August 15th 04, 04:42 AM
Boogie's Mom
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Da bettafishiez name is Gainsborough becuz he iz sapphire blue anna he'z a
boy. He'z also called a Siamese Fighting Fish. He's nice fur watchin, but
he'z not fur eetin. He haz pretty, graceful, "drippy" fins dat he swirls
and flares anna waves around. He'z furry relaxin to watch. (he'z also
pretty small, hardly a biteworthy snack)

Duz you like cheeze? Meowmiez got sum rilly nice Irish cheddar dat she'll
share anna we can snuzzle onna airbed or hewlp her work onna embroidery
picture.

Boogie, da HarpurrCat in Bawlamore, where efun da rayne haz stopped anna who
knows dat da Cubbiez beated da Dodgers 2/0 today and dat Michael Phelps
[frum Bawlamore] wonded hiz furst gowld medal inna 400m IM)

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
hlink.net...
I don't have front claws, only backs, so I guess I'm allowed
on the bed. What's a betta fish? Is it edible?

The Cubs were supposed to be playing the Dodgers this
afternoon. Anykitty know the score?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence


"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Come on, den Kitty, dear. We can sleep on Meowmiez airbed

(no clawz
allowed) anna watch da new betta fish dat she botted me swim

around in hiz
bettatank.

Enny ofur kittiez needs to hangout inna Bawlamore? We'ze

can also watch da
oriol birdy bazeball teem (so meowmie preferz da Cubbiez).

Boogie
"ChildFree23" wrote in message

hlink.net...
Oh mine darling Boogie! [SMOOOOOCH, PurrPurrPurr, whisker
rub] We is in Boca Raton, south of where Hiss-spit

Charley is
supposed to hit. We are far west enough to not have to
evacuate. But can I teleport over anyway? I'ze needs you

to
protect mineownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in

message
...
Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen hurry-cane

in
Floriduh, Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to Bawlamore,

tho
I'ze not sayin dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin heer,

eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin like

crazy
dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur furriez

nor
hoomins.

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  #8  
Old August 15th 04, 04:43 PM
ChildFree23
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Okay, I won't try to eat him then.

Sure I likes cheese! Can I hurk it up later?

Fangu for the score. Meowmie Debby is furry happy that the
Cubs won, but sad that WGN didn't carry the game.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Da bettafishiez name is Gainsborough becuz he iz sapphire

blue anna he'z a
boy. He'z also called a Siamese Fighting Fish. He's nice

fur watchin, but
he'z not fur eetin. He haz pretty, graceful, "drippy" fins

dat he swirls
and flares anna waves around. He'z furry relaxin to watch.

(he'z also
pretty small, hardly a biteworthy snack)

Duz you like cheeze? Meowmiez got sum rilly nice Irish

cheddar dat she'll
share anna we can snuzzle onna airbed or hewlp her work onna

embroidery
picture.

Boogie, da HarpurrCat in Bawlamore, where efun da rayne haz

stopped anna who
knows dat da Cubbiez beated da Dodgers 2/0 today and dat

Michael Phelps
[frum Bawlamore] wonded hiz furst gowld medal inna 400m IM)

"ChildFree23" wrote in message

hlink.net...
I don't have front claws, only backs, so I guess I'm

allowed
on the bed. What's a betta fish? Is it edible?

The Cubs were supposed to be playing the Dodgers this
afternoon. Anykitty know the score?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence


"Boogie's Mom" wrote in

message
...
Come on, den Kitty, dear. We can sleep on Meowmiez

airbed
(no clawz
allowed) anna watch da new betta fish dat she botted me

swim
around in hiz
bettatank.

Enny ofur kittiez needs to hangout inna Bawlamore?

We'ze
can also watch da
oriol birdy bazeball teem (so meowmie preferz da

Cubbiez).

Boogie
"ChildFree23" wrote in message


hlink.net...
Oh mine darling Boogie! [SMOOOOOCH, PurrPurrPurr,

whisker
rub] We is in Boca Raton, south of where Hiss-spit

Charley is
supposed to hit. We are far west enough to not have

to
evacuate. But can I teleport over anyway? I'ze needs

you
to
protect mineownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in

message
...
Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen

hurry-cane
in
Floriduh, Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to

Bawlamore,
tho
I'ze not sayin dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin

heer,
eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin

like
crazy
dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur

furriez
nor
hoomins.

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  #9  
Old August 15th 04, 04:58 PM
Boogie's Mom
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Sure, you'ze can hurk it up later, tho, I'm trying to keep the hurk to the
daily newspapers (only the sections meowmie wud reed, of course) cuz
Meowmie'z really bizzy anna stressed out wif her job rite now, and she just
doesn't have time to properly appreciate the artistry associated wif hurk
and hairballs.

Boogie, in not rainin Bawlamore

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
hlink.net...
Okay, I won't try to eat him then.

Sure I likes cheese! Can I hurk it up later?

Fangu for the score. Meowmie Debby is furry happy that the
Cubs won, but sad that WGN didn't carry the game.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Da bettafishiez name is Gainsborough becuz he iz sapphire

blue anna he'z a
boy. He'z also called a Siamese Fighting Fish. He's nice

fur watchin, but
he'z not fur eetin. He haz pretty, graceful, "drippy" fins

dat he swirls
and flares anna waves around. He'z furry relaxin to watch.

(he'z also
pretty small, hardly a biteworthy snack)

Duz you like cheeze? Meowmiez got sum rilly nice Irish

cheddar dat she'll
share anna we can snuzzle onna airbed or hewlp her work onna

embroidery
picture.

Boogie, da HarpurrCat in Bawlamore, where efun da rayne haz

stopped anna who
knows dat da Cubbiez beated da Dodgers 2/0 today and dat

Michael Phelps
[frum Bawlamore] wonded hiz furst gowld medal inna 400m IM)

"ChildFree23" wrote in message

hlink.net...
I don't have front claws, only backs, so I guess I'm

allowed
on the bed. What's a betta fish? Is it edible?

The Cubs were supposed to be playing the Dodgers this
afternoon. Anykitty know the score?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence


"Boogie's Mom" wrote in

message
...
Come on, den Kitty, dear. We can sleep on Meowmiez

airbed
(no clawz
allowed) anna watch da new betta fish dat she botted me

swim
around in hiz
bettatank.

Enny ofur kittiez needs to hangout inna Bawlamore?

We'ze
can also watch da
oriol birdy bazeball teem (so meowmie preferz da

Cubbiez).

Boogie
"ChildFree23" wrote in message


hlink.net...
Oh mine darling Boogie! [SMOOOOOCH, PurrPurrPurr,

whisker
rub] We is in Boca Raton, south of where Hiss-spit
Charley is
supposed to hit. We are far west enough to not have

to
evacuate. But can I teleport over anyway? I'ze needs

you
to
protect mineownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in
message
...
Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen

hurry-cane
in
Floriduh, Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to

Bawlamore,
tho
I'ze not sayin dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin

heer,
eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin

like
crazy
dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur

furriez
nor
hoomins.

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  #10  
Old August 15th 04, 05:09 PM
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We would have been keeping up with ball but NOOOOO the hoomanz took the
hooman kitten to the state fair instead!!!, Miss Violette, NOT happy with
the hoomanz being out of the house
ChildFree23 wrote in message
hlink.net...
I don't have front claws, only backs, so I guess I'm allowed
on the bed. What's a betta fish? Is it edible?

The Cubs were supposed to be playing the Dodgers this
afternoon. Anykitty know the score?

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence


"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Come on, den Kitty, dear. We can sleep on Meowmiez airbed

(no clawz
allowed) anna watch da new betta fish dat she botted me swim

around in hiz
bettatank.

Enny ofur kittiez needs to hangout inna Bawlamore? We'ze

can also watch da
oriol birdy bazeball teem (so meowmie preferz da Cubbiez).

Boogie
"ChildFree23" wrote in message

hlink.net...
Oh mine darling Boogie! [SMOOOOOCH, PurrPurrPurr, whisker
rub] We is in Boca Raton, south of where Hiss-spit

Charley is
supposed to hit. We are far west enough to not have to
evacuate. But can I teleport over anyway? I'ze needs you

to
protect mineownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
VC In Training
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty, Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in

message
...
Enny of you dat hazta evacuate frum dat meen hurry-cane

in
Floriduh, Charlie
iz welkum to teleport yerownselves heer to Bawlamore,

tho
I'ze not sayin dat
derez no possibility dat Charlie wont be commin heer,

eefur.

Yer formerly frum Floriduh hizzonwself frend,
Boogie da HarpurrCat, now in Bawlamore and purrin like

crazy
dat meen
Charlie storm duzzent harm no kittiez nor ofur furriez

nor
hoomins.

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