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wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: She sends a headbutt and a tentative nosekiss to Licky. One thing just occurs to me - are they (KFC and Licorice) going to break poor Boyfriend's heart? He's been trying so hard to win Kitty's affections, and then she goes and flirts with some Dapper Dan across the pond? So I'd like to say that Licky is not a possesive sort and is willing to share, should KFC ever decide that Boyfie is worth more than a bop on the head for all his trouble. Cats aren't as concerned about monogamy as many humans are... Oh, no, Boyfie will be fine about it. While you were away from the group he got himself a beautiful kind girlfriend called Mimi who lives with Magic Mood Jeep and crew in Bloomington. He gave up on Kitty quite a while ago in the romantic sense, she's too fierce for his gentle heart. He plays nice with her because she's old and crabby and they have to live together. He could easily hurt her if he wanted to as she's really tiny, she can't weigh more than 4lbs, if that. He's twice her size. He does occasionally swear at her if she is being particularly obnoxious to him but that's as far as it goes, and if he *does* have to swear at her (and goodness me, she really deserves it sometimes) he always goes off into the out immediately to cool off for an hour or two! Then he peers around the door when he comes back to test out his welcome. If Kitty is still offended and happens to be awake she will growl at him which causes him to reverse back out and find some important duties to perform in the garden for another couple of hours. This is a manoeuvre that my grandfather used to called "throwing my hat in first.." as my grandmother and grandfather had a very similar relationship to KFC & BF. My grandmother was small, fierce and easily offended. My grandfather used to say that if she would pick his hat up after he'd thrown it in after a disagreement it would be pretty safe for him to follow it inside. Otherwise he spent an awful lot of time in the greenhouse tending his plants. grin Tweed |
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On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 15:55:53 -0000, "Christina Websell"
yodeled: wrote in message .. . Christina Websell wrote: She sends a headbutt and a tentative nosekiss to Licky. One thing just occurs to me - are they (KFC and Licorice) going to break poor Boyfriend's heart? He's been trying so hard to win Kitty's affections, and then she goes and flirts with some Dapper Dan across the pond? So I'd like to say that Licky is not a possesive sort and is willing to share, should KFC ever decide that Boyfie is worth more than a bop on the head for all his trouble. Cats aren't as concerned about monogamy as many humans are... Oh, no, Boyfie will be fine about it. While you were away from the group he got himself a beautiful kind girlfriend called Mimi who lives with Magic Mood Jeep and crew in Bloomington. He gave up on Kitty quite a while ago in the romantic sense, she's too fierce for his gentle heart. He plays nice with her because she's old and crabby and they have to live together. He could easily hurt her if he wanted to as she's really tiny, she can't weigh more than 4lbs, if that. He's twice her size. He does occasionally swear at her if she is being particularly obnoxious to him but that's as far as it goes, and if he *does* have to swear at her (and goodness me, she really deserves it sometimes) he always goes off into the out immediately to cool off for an hour or two! Then he peers around the door when he comes back to test out his welcome. If Kitty is still offended and happens to be awake she will growl at him which causes him to reverse back out and find some important duties to perform in the garden for another couple of hours. This is a manoeuvre that my grandfather used to called "throwing my hat in first.." as my grandmother and grandfather had a very similar relationship to KFC & BF. My grandmother was small, fierce and easily offended. My grandfather used to say that if she would pick his hat up after he'd thrown it in after a disagreement it would be pretty safe for him to follow it inside. Otherwise he spent an awful lot of time in the greenhouse tending his plants. grin Tweed Your pair are such characters. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War |
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Christina Websell wrote:
Oh, no, Boyfie will be fine about it. While you were away from the group he got himself a beautiful kind girlfriend called Mimi who lives with Magic Mood Jeep and crew in Bloomington. Ah... OK, didn't know that. She's a lucky girl! This is a manoeuvre that my grandfather used to called "throwing my hat in first.." as my grandmother and grandfather had a very similar relationship to KFC & BF. My grandmother was small, fierce and easily offended. My grandfather used to say that if she would pick his hat up after he'd thrown it in after a disagreement it would be pretty safe for him to follow it inside. Otherwise he spent an awful lot of time in the greenhouse tending his plants. grin LOL! Smart man! Joyce |
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