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Right, d*gs is schtupid.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq. looking forward to meeting Dave G's d*gs this weekend So how are you going to terrorise them? Purrs, Waffles --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o* *l.c**$*$om$$ |
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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:
Right, d*gs is schtupid. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. looking forward to meeting Dave G's d*gs this weekend So how are you going to terrorise them? Purrs, Waffles I thought we'd start by singing to them. Then we'd surround them and sing some more. Then make faces at them and show them how to climb trees, fences, and their backs. We could scratch the daylights out of them, if necessary, but the fat wench says that they're supposed to be "nice d*ggies" snorts and we're not supposed to hurt them. I figure several dozen of us should be enough to give even the most placid d*g a nervous break down. You can lead the left flank if you wish. I'm putting Maya on right flank and I'm leading up the middle. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. arranging his navy of dastardly pirates |
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You can lead the left flank if you wish. I'm putting Maya on right
flank and I'm leading up the middle. Fine, I have sorted out a d*g before. I led Francis and Marble on an assault on a neighbour's Retriever (if you can call such a soppy mutt a d*g) and we had it cowering in seconds. Purrs, Waffles (mighty huntress) --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o* *l.c**$*$om$$ |
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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:
You can lead the left flank if you wish. I'm putting Maya on right flank and I'm leading up the middle. Fine, I have sorted out a d*g before. I led Francis and Marble on an assault on a neighbour's Retriever (if you can call such a soppy mutt a d*g) and we had it cowering in seconds. Purrs, Waffles (mighty huntress) Excellent! We'll have them "d*ggies" cowering in no time. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. |
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CATherine wrote:
Remember Puffy Kato and Puffy Mongo with their red eyes? Well, my buddies, Robin and Djoser, can give the dogs the Evil Eye! Usually they just do it to each other; but they will gang up on dogs. hehe Lord Amber There was also a Puffy Mongo? I must've missed that one. |
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D*gs eat poo.
They *are* poo! Purrs, Waffles (with an entirely objective p.o.v.) --This is an invalid email address to avoid spam-- to get correct one remove dependency on fame & fortune h*$el*$$e**nd***$o$ts***i*$*$m**m$$o*n**s@$*$a$$o* *l.c**$*$om$$ |
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Hash: SHA1 On 14 Nov 2003 00:27:49 GMT, CATherine wrote: On Thu, 13 Nov 2003 12:25:21 +1100, "Yowie" wrote: Tish invited Joel and I to meet her managerie. Your visit sounds wonderful. But my Shasta thinks you are maligning Fluffy and Bongo's brain power. Just because a dog is very friendly and wants to be petted doesn't mean she doesn't have any brains. Shasta loves people and she loves to be petted. But she wants you to know she also has brains. She rules our house (when Amber lets her) and protects all family menbers from all predators, like birds and greeblings and strange noises. ;-) My boss has two dogs, Clipper (a German Shepherd who stays mostly outdoors) and Dixie (a mostly-cocker-spaniel mutt who stays mostly indoors). You don't have to know them long to realize that Clipper is considerably smarter than Dixie. Dixie is a sweet-mannered dog, but is decidedly dim-witted. I think of her as the canine Edith Bunker. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGPfreeware 7.0.3 for non-commercial use http://www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBP7m2BjMYPge5L34aEQId8QCcD+8qQaip7f4Rklytlig8n8 5FQo8AnRMy It81UfV8hsTmG3v7AjPj262b =0w9M -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- John F. Eldredge -- PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria |
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