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Old December 27th 09, 10:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_2_]
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Default I Gotted Owt!!!

Gess wat?? I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand up
da stayers n stixed mine tunge at herownself, n her wuz furry fazt n gotted
meeeee by da hayer on mine nek.
Den, mine neffew Pookie n hiz wink Sqweex sayed sum badbad wurdz at meee
n I tryed tew tel dem n Meowmie were I wented but her wuz wurried n skoldded
meeeee.
Hrrrrrrrrrrumph. Gnow dey wont lett meeeeeee owt ugin.
Hoominz!!!
Mosey


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Old December 27th 09, 11:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Dec 27, 4:04*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Gess wat?? *I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. *Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. *Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand up
da stayers n stixed mine tunge at herownself, n her wuz furry fazt n gotted
meeeee by da hayer on mine nek.
Den, mine neffew Pookie n hiz wink Sqweex sayed sum badbad wurdz at meee
n I tryed tew tel dem n Meowmie were I wented but her wuz wurried n skoldded
meeeee.
Hrrrrrrrrrrumph. *Gnow dey wont lett meeeeeee owt ugin.


Mr. Mosey, if yoo wanna be a Out Kitty or a In/Out Kittee yoons gotta
be trayned by da sekrakitty ub da exTERior, da Wascal. An den yoons
gits a sertifikat. Butted yoor mommy kan keep youseff inside anyweigh.
Sew yoor chanses ar not gud.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

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Old December 27th 09, 11:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default I Gotted Owt!!!

dey getz veri 'cited when we juzt wants go fura walk duzint dey, tiger, wif
chester agreein

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Gess wat?? I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand
up da stayers n stixed mine tunge at herownself, n her wuz furry fazt n
gotted meeeee by da hayer on mine nek.
Den, mine neffew Pookie n hiz wink Sqweex sayed sum badbad wurdz at meee
n I tryed tew tel dem n Meowmie were I wented but her wuz wurried n
skoldded meeeee.
Hrrrrrrrrrrumph. Gnow dey wont lett meeeeeee owt ugin.
Hoominz!!!
Mosey



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Old December 27th 09, 11:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default I Gotted Owt!!!

dear pretty kitty,
please do not encourage the cats in this house to seek an out certificate...
they already grumble when we don't let them oujt, thank you soft

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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Dec 27, 4:04 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Gess wat?? I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand up
da stayers n stixed mine tunge at herownself, n her wuz furry fazt n
gotted
meeeee by da hayer on mine nek.
Den, mine neffew Pookie n hiz wink Sqweex sayed sum badbad wurdz at meee
n I tryed tew tel dem n Meowmie were I wented but her wuz wurried n
skoldded
meeeee.
Hrrrrrrrrrrumph. Gnow dey wont lett meeeeeee owt ugin.


Mr. Mosey, if yoo wanna be a Out Kitty or a In/Out Kittee yoons gotta
be trayned by da sekrakitty ub da exTERior, da Wascal. An den yoons
gits a sertifikat. Butted yoor mommy kan keep youseff inside anyweigh.
Sew yoor chanses ar not gud.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


  #5  
Old December 28th 09, 01:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default I Gotted Owt!!!

On Dec 27, 5:53*pm, "Stormmmee" wrote:
dear pretty kitty,
please do not encourage the cats in this house to seek an out certificate....
they already grumble when we don't let them oujt, thank you soft

In MOS' kases, da Wascal rekwires du Meomie's purrmishun befour he
giffs da outdoor Kittee korse an wards a certificat.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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Old December 28th 09, 02:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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i am sure that tiger chester and OEJ would pass, i just don't want to
encourage it because we have mean doggies and hidious small hoomins in our
out right now, soft

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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Dec 27, 5:53 pm, "Stormmmee" wrote:
dear pretty kitty,
please do not encourage the cats in this house to seek an out
certificate...
they already grumble when we don't let them oujt, thank you soft

In MOS' kases, da Wascal rekwires du Meomie's purrmishun befour he
giffs da outdoor Kittee korse an wards a certificat.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


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Old December 28th 09, 02:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Dec 27, 8:21*pm, "Stormmmee" wrote:
i am sure that tiger chester and OEJ would pass, i just don't want to
encourage it because we have mean doggies and hidious small hoomins in our
out right now, soft


Mine fren Heather da Airdale Terroris luvs to beated up da meen
doggies butted she is no aLOUD too eat chilrun. looks "offstage" to
ask a question/nods Daddy Bruce sez shee is gnot allowed to eat even
hidious chilren. He is furry strik.

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Wascal
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Old December 28th 09, 03:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default I Gotted Owt!!!

ifin her wuz lowed deze wuld purbli make her tummy hurt aniway, anna we kant
realli be to upsetted wif demz aza big hoominz in charge of dem iz purti
uselezz alzo, we keepz hopin dey mofez away, tiger

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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Dec 27, 8:21 pm, "Stormmmee" wrote:
i am sure that tiger chester and OEJ would pass, i just don't want to
encourage it because we have mean doggies and hidious small hoomins in our
out right now, soft


Mine fren Heather da Airdale Terroris luvs to beated up da meen
doggies butted she is no aLOUD too eat chilrun. looks "offstage" to
ask a question/nods Daddy Bruce sez shee is gnot allowed to eat even
hidious chilren. He is furry strik.

--
Wascal


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Old December 28th 09, 03:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default I Gotted Owt!!!

O T and Piglett try for the out from time to time. They both have
discovered it is not a place they want to be.
"Stormmmee" wrote in message
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dear pretty kitty,
please do not encourage the cats in this house to seek an out
certificate... they already grumble when we don't let them oujt, thank you
soft

--
Have a great day
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Dec 27, 4:04 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Gess wat?? I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand
up
da stayers n stixed mine tunge at herownself, n her wuz furry fazt n
gotted
meeeee by da hayer on mine nek.
Den, mine neffew Pookie n hiz wink Sqweex sayed sum badbad wurdz at meee
n I tryed tew tel dem n Meowmie were I wented but her wuz wurried n
skoldded
meeeee.
Hrrrrrrrrrrumph. Gnow dey wont lett meeeeeee owt ugin.


Mr. Mosey, if yoo wanna be a Out Kitty or a In/Out Kittee yoons gotta
be trayned by da sekrakitty ub da exTERior, da Wascal. An den yoons
gits a sertifikat. Butted yoor mommy kan keep youseff inside anyweigh.
Sew yoor chanses ar not gud.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun




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Old December 28th 09, 06:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Default I Gotted Owt!!!

On Dec 27, 4:04*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Gess wat?? *I gotted tew runn owt wast weak sumtyme. *Pa wuz tayking sum
stuff owt uff da karmonster, n i skooted owt da frunt doar n wuz inna Owt
fur a foo owrz n I gotted wotz uff frush ayer n bizited sum uff da uthur
qats in mine 'hood'. *Den I hurd Meowmie kallingH myown nayme sew I rand up
da stayers n stixed mine tunge at herownself, n her wuz furry fazt n gotted
meeeee by da hayer on mine nek.
Den, mine neffew Pookie n hiz wink Sqweex sayed sum badbad wurdz at meee
n I tryed tew tel dem n Meowmie were I wented but her wuz wurried n skoldded
meeeee.
Hrrrrrrrrrrumph. *Gnow dey wont lett meeeeeee owt ugin.
Hoominz!!!
Mosey


Mosey, do you need an official debriefing from the Catmerica Police
Department & Sheriff's Office, after returning home from your top
secret mission?

Respectfully meowed,
Rosco P. Catrane, Age 4
Sheriff Of Catmerica
 




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