OT Need a smile

If this offends any of you I should apologize.



Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were
flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You
know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of
the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,
"Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and
make 156 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the Pilot!

"Granby" wrote in message
...
If this offends any of you I should apologize.



Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain
were
flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You
know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out
of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,
"Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window
and make 156 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the Pilot!

ROTFLMAOWTIME! Ain't that gawd's own truth! ;

Hugs,

CatNipped

Granby wrote:
If this offends any of you I should apologize.



Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were
flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You
know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of
the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,
"Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and
make 156 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the Pilot!

I'm inclined to agree with you! There WAS a time when a presidential
candidate was selected at his party's convention, not a year or more
beforehand! (Back then, pre-convention campaigning didn't require so
much money that only the very wealthy or those who've already sold-out
to special interests can reach the "finals" to receive the actual
nomination.)

I would even go back up if I could see that, Lee
Granby wrote in message
...
If this offends any of you I should apologize.



Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain
were
flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You
know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out
of
the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,
"Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window
and
make 156 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the Pilot!

In this life, you don't have to "see" everything. There is comfort in the
"knowing".
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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I would even go back up if I could see that, Lee
Granby wrote in message
...
If this offends any of you I should apologize.



Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain
were
flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You
know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out
of
the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
copilot,
"Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window
and
make 156 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the Pilot!

See Kyla, I messed up too. I just thought it was cute guess I need to read
the rules again. Not that I will remember them for very long!!!
"hopitus" wrote in message
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On May 12, 8:44 pm, "Granby" wrote:
If this offends any of you I should apologize.

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain
were
flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You
know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out
of
the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot,
"Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window
and
make 156 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the Pilot!

I loved this joke....heard it about a month ago~ For those of you who
think the
hopitus has no manners.....or values the FACs of rpca...I didn't post
it. No
religion, no politics...Hopitus complies. However....no reason
everybody else
should, LOL.

Hey no problem.
"hopitus" wrote in message
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On May 17, 3:45 pm, "Granby" wrote:
See Kyla, I messed up too. I just thought it was cute guess I need to read
the rules again. Not that I will remember them for very long!!!"hopitus"
wrote in message

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On May 12, 8:44 pm, "Granby" wrote:





If this offends any of you I should apologize.

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain
were
flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You
know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make
somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100
bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out
of
the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
copilot,
"Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window
and
make 156 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the Pilot!

I loved this joke....heard it about a month ago~ For those of you who
think the
hopitus has no manners.....or values the FACs of rpca...I didn't post
it. No
religion, no politics...Hopitus complies. However....no reason
everybody else
should, LOL.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey, Granby - they're not "rules"! Just guidelines, that's all. I was
just
trying to point out that I do behave now and then...not diss you. The
Net is full of political jokes these days, and tv too, late at night.

hopitus wrote in
:



Hey, Granby - they're not "rules"! Just guidelines, that's all. I was
just
trying to point out that I do behave now and then...not diss you. The
Net is full of political jokes these days, and tv too, late at night.



Making fun of _all_ the candidates is not very political.

hopitus wrote:
On May 17, 3:45 pm, "Granby" wrote:
See Kyla, I messed up too. I just thought it was cute guess I need
to read
the rules again. Not that I will remember them for very
long!!!"hopitus" wrote in message

...
On May 12, 8:44 pm, "Granby" wrote:





If this offends any of you I should apologize.

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John
McCain were
flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said,
"You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now
and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100
bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of
the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
copilot, "Such
big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the
window and
make 156 million people very happy."

I'm voting for the Pilot!

I loved this joke....heard it about a month ago~ For those of you who
think the
hopitus has no manners.....or values the FACs of rpca...I didn't post
it. No
religion, no politics...Hopitus complies. However....no reason
everybody else
should, LOL.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Hey, Granby - they're not "rules"! Just guidelines, that's all. I was
just
trying to point out that I do behave now and then...not diss you. The
Net is full of political jokes these days, and tv too, late at night.

It's not just the net that's full of political jokes, our government's are
too. ;-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy, Bagheera & Shadow)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk

"Adrian" wrote in

It's not just the net that's full of political jokes, our government's
are too. ;-)


Ha! That deserves a rim-shot but I don't know how to spell one.