Got this from my Scottish NG: Sam The Skull

Got this from my Scottish NG: Sam The Skull
Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
an ma name is Sam The Skull.
Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug,
Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
an eats the occasional dug.
You can hear them say doon Shettleston way,
"Here comes Sam The Skull."
He's got claws on his paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
He's no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug.
He's the kind of cat that malkies rats
and eats the occasional dug.
The polis station doon oor way,
has bars oan the windae sill.
It's no tae keep the prisoners in,
it's to keep oot Sam The Skull.
Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
an ma name is Sam The Skull.
Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug.
Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
an eats the occasional dug.
You can hear them say doon Shettleston way,
"By the way, whatever became of Sam the Skull?
He had claws on his paws like crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull."
Well you can tell them fae me
that ah'm still roamin free
an never a day is dull.
Ah know it micht soond a bit absurd
But ah'm living wi' a burd
in a singel end in Maryhill!
Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
an ma name is Sam The Skull.
Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug.
Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
an eats the occasional dug.
--
From the one-and-only Holy Moses®

Sam the Skull sounds like one tough ScotCat (from Glasgow?). He must have
had one of my distant, ship-building relatives for his slave, long ago.

"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message
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: Got this from my Scottish NG: Sam The Skull
: Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
: an ma name is Sam The Skull.
: Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
: an a heid like a fermer's bull.
: Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
: Or even by the fireside rug,
: Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
: an eats the occasional dug.
: You can hear them say doon Shettleston way,
: "Here comes Sam The Skull."
: He's got claws on his paws like a crocodile's jaws
: an a heid like a fermer's bull.
: He's no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
: Or even by the fireside rug.
: He's the kind of cat that malkies rats
: and eats the occasional dug.
: The polis station doon oor way,
: has bars oan the windae sill.
: It's no tae keep the prisoners in,
: it's to keep oot Sam The Skull.
: Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
: an ma name is Sam The Skull.
: Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
: an a heid like a fermer's bull.
: Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
: Or even by the fireside rug.
: Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
: an eats the occasional dug.
: You can hear them say doon Shettleston way,
: "By the way, whatever became of Sam the Skull?
: He had claws on his paws like crocodile's jaws
: an a heid like a fermer's bull."
: Well you can tell them fae me
: that ah'm still roamin free
: an never a day is dull.
: Ah know it micht soond a bit absurd
: But ah'm living wi' a burd
: in a singel end in Maryhill!
: Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
: an ma name is Sam The Skull.
: Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
: an a heid like a fermer's bull.
: Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
: Or even by the fireside rug.
: Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
: an eats the occasional dug.
: --
: From the one-and-only Holy Moses®
:
:

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Hopitus2 radiated into the WorldWideWait:

Sam the Skull sounds like one tough ScotCat (from Glasgow?). He
must have had one of my distant, ship-building relatives for his
slave, long ago.

Oh aye - Sam's a thoroughly typical Weegie.

"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message
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Got this from my Scottish NG: Sam The Skull
Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
an ma name is Sam The Skull.
Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug,
Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
an eats the occasional dug.
You can hear them say doon Shettleston way,
"Here comes Sam The Skull."
He's got claws on his paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
He's no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug.
He's the kind of cat that malkies rats
and eats the occasional dug.
The polis station doon oor way,
has bars oan the windae sill.
It's no tae keep the prisoners in,
it's to keep oot Sam The Skull.
Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
an ma name is Sam The Skull.
Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug.
Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
an eats the occasional dug.
You can hear them say doon Shettleston way,
"By the way, whatever became of Sam the Skull?
He had claws on his paws like crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull."
Well you can tell them fae me
that ah'm still roamin free
an never a day is dull.
Ah know it micht soond a bit absurd
But ah'm living wi' a burd
in a singel end in Maryhill!
Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
an ma name is Sam The Skull.
Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug.
Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
an eats the occasional dug.
--
From the one-and-only Holy Moses®

Love the poem! What Scottish NG? I'd love to take a look at it? :-) Liz


"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message
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Got this from my Scottish NG: Sam The Skull
Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
an ma name is Sam The Skull.
Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug,
Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
an eats the occasional dug.
You can hear them say doon Shettleston way,
"Here comes Sam The Skull."
He's got claws on his paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
He's no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug.
He's the kind of cat that malkies rats
and eats the occasional dug.
The polis station doon oor way,
has bars oan the windae sill.
It's no tae keep the prisoners in,
it's to keep oot Sam The Skull.
Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
an ma name is Sam The Skull.
Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug.
Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
an eats the occasional dug.
You can hear them say doon Shettleston way,
"By the way, whatever became of Sam the Skull?
He had claws on his paws like crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull."
Well you can tell them fae me
that ah'm still roamin free
an never a day is dull.
Ah know it micht soond a bit absurd
But ah'm living wi' a burd
in a singel end in Maryhill!
Ah'm a cat, ah'm a cat, ah'm a Glesca cat,
an ma name is Sam The Skull.
Ah've got claws on ma paws like a crocodile's jaws
an a heid like a fermer's bull.
Ah'm no the kind of cat that sat on the mat
Or even by the fireside rug.
Ah'm the kind of cat that malkies rats
an eats the occasional dug.
--
From the one-and-only Holy Moses®

In . com,
:-) Liz radiated into the WorldWideWait:

Love the poem! What Scottish NG? I'd love to take a look at it? :-)
Liz

alt.culture.scottish
We have a good time in there - almost everybody is pleasant and it is
easy to identify the ones (like Murchadh) who are in killfiles
everywhere.
Right now, we're establishing our very own Scottish village, fighting
over what the pub will be named and so forth.
There's also a scs gathering organized for next June in Stirling.
C'mon over - the only entry requirement is that you be connected with
Scotland somehow, even if it's just an interest.
--
From the one-and-only Holy Moses®

Is that where Stirling Bridge is? And if so...is it still there????? :-) Liz


"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message


There's also a scs gathering organized for next June in Stirling.
C'mon over - the only entry requirement is that you be connected with
Scotland somehow, even if it's just an interest.
--

Rats! It doesn't appear to be on my server!alt.culture.scottish....Wonder
how I can read it? :-) Liz


"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message
...
In . com,
:-) Liz radiated into the WorldWideWait:

Love the poem! What Scottish NG? I'd love to take a look at it? :-)
Liz

alt.culture.scottish
We have a good time in there - almost everybody is pleasant and it is
easy to identify the ones (like Murchadh) who are in killfiles
everywhere.
Right now, we're establishing our very own Scottish village, fighting
over what the pub will be named and so forth.
There's also a scs gathering organized for next June in Stirling.
C'mon over - the only entry requirement is that you be connected with
Scotland somehow, even if it's just an interest.
--
From the one-and-only Holy Moses®

In . com,
:-) Liz radiated into the WorldWideWait:
"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message


There's also a scs gathering organized for next June in Stirling.
C'mon over - the only entry requirement is that you be connected
with Scotland somehow, even if it's just an interest.

Not gonna tell ya. EG C'mon in and ask about it.
--
From the one-and-only Holy Moses®

In . com,
:-) Liz radiated into the WorldWideWait:

Rats! It doesn't appear to be on my
server!alt.culture.scottish....Wonder how I can read it? :-) Liz


"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message
...
In . com,
:-) Liz radiated into the WorldWideWait:

Love the poem! What Scottish NG? I'd love to take a look at it?
:-) Liz

alt.culture.scottish
We have a good time in there - almost everybody is pleasant and it
is easy to identify the ones (like Murchadh) who are in killfiles
everywhere.
Right now, we're establishing our very own Scottish village,
fighting over what the pub will be named and so forth.
There's also a scs gathering organized for next June in Stirling.
C'mon over - the only entry requirement is that you be connected
with Scotland somehow, even if it's just an interest.

TOTAL DERANGEMENT HAS ATTACKED ME!
Deepest grovelling apologies proffered.
Try SOC.culture.scottish...
--
From the one-and-only Holy Moses®

Double rats! SOC.culture.scottish... Isn't on my server either! Is this
just a evil plot to keep Merkins off Scottish News Groups..or perhaps, just
Texans, USA.....:-) Liz





"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message
...
In . com,
:-) Liz radiated into the WorldWideWait:

Rats! It doesn't appear to be on my
server!alt.culture.scottish....Wonder how I can read it? :-) Liz


"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message
...
In . com,
:-) Liz radiated into the WorldWideWait:

Love the poem! What Scottish NG? I'd love to take a look at it?
:-) Liz

alt.culture.scottish
We have a good time in there - almost everybody is pleasant and it
is easy to identify the ones (like Murchadh) who are in killfiles
everywhere.
Right now, we're establishing our very own Scottish village,
fighting over what the pub will be named and so forth.
There's also a scs gathering organized for next June in Stirling.
C'mon over - the only entry requirement is that you be connected
with Scotland somehow, even if it's just an interest.

TOTAL DERANGEMENT HAS ATTACKED ME!
Deepest grovelling apologies proffered.
Try SOC.culture.scottish...
--
From the one-and-only Holy Moses®