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The pirate dogs appear
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:50:46 -0800, Amelia T Cat's nimble, little paws
typed: [With that Sammy and Amelia fire both trebuchets. Dozens of rawhide bones, jingle balls, and pingpong balls fly toward the pirate ship. Those from Sammy's launcher pass low over the ship and fall into the water on the other side. Those from Amelia's launcher fall just a few feet short, just missing the nearest rail. The pirate dogs, seeing so many yummy and fun toys streaking past, can't help themselves; they begin leaping over the railing, into the water, chasing toys. In a matter of minutes, the water around the pirate ship is churning with playful dogs. A few of the older dogs tire quickly, swim to the shore, and fall asleep. [The Pirate captain, seeing his crew yapping and playing in the water begins to bark orders at them, which they ignore. The yapping, however awakens Mercurio, who is napping alone on the beach. He stretches and yawns...] Suddenly, the ship jostles, and bounces - seemingly for no reason at all, and the captain is thrown about five feet over the railing, landing unceremoniously in shallow water. He yaps at his crew who is still ignoring him, and climbs back on the ship where he yaps at the cabin-pup: "Boy, bring me a blanket and my pipe and pouch of 'baccy. I needs to sort this out over a smoke!" Back on shore, Chester walks over to Mercurio, to see if the lone kitty is OK, only to notice that many crabs are scampering up the side of the ship. (Chester thinks to himself: "Gee I didn't know dat crabbies cud do dat...") "Hihi Mr. Mercurio, is you OK offur heer?" "Ah, Chester, [headbutt], yes, I am fine, but a little hungry. Would you bring me a duzzen oysterz an a glass ov dat Belgian nip-ale, pleeze?" Chester now sees the crabs scampering about on the deck, and consider's Mercurio's request, thinking to himself: "Boy dis iz sertainly a strange day, awl kindz ov odd tings iz happenink, and now he wantz fuds while we is unner attak..." But being a well-behaved boy-cat, Chester turns to get food for Mercurio. He takes a few steps and hears howls; he turns and sees about a dozen crabs attached to the captain's ears and tail, with the captain jumping up and down... Mercurio catches Chester's eye: "Why don't you bring back a duzzen fur yourownself too; we can eat then here together while we watch..." Mercurio says with what seems to be a twinkle in his eye... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 2/26/2007 3:12:37 PM |
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The pirate dogs appear
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:50:46 -0800, Amelia T Cat wrote:
As they fight against the stubborn launcher, Amelia spots a couple of very large Rottweilers swim to shore, spot the launchers, and run as fast as they can towards the launchers. As Amelia meows a warning, the Rotties arrive - and jump onto the launchers, helping the kitties to get them reloaded. After the launchers are fired again, Amelia look curiously at the large dogs.] Hihi! I'z Ralphie, and dis is Freddie. We'z nice doggies - we like kitties. We saw dat you was fighting da Captain, so we figgered we ought to help. We din't want to become pirates - pirates isn't good guys, but we'z gudgud doggies. [The Inspector and Tiger move closer to Amelia and the other kitties - just in case] So zen, my canine friend, how deed it come to be zat you are working for a pirate? asks the Inspector... -- à bientôt, Jacques 2/26/2007 4:11:18 PM |
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The pirate dogs appear
[The Inspector and Tiger move closer to Amelia and the other kitties
- just in case] So zen, my canine friend, how deed it come to be zat you are working for a pirate? asks the Inspector... Well, see, we'z brofurs. We useded to lib wif sum hoomins dat kep us outside all da time. Da hoomins mofed last year an left usses behind, so wez ended up in da doggie pound. One night dis scraggly-looking doggie comed in affur da hoomins had all goned home, and letted us loose. He said dat we had to com wif him so we wouldn't get catched again. He took us to dat boat, and once we were at sea he tolded us dat we had to be pirate dogs. He said dat if we wazn't pirate dog we wouldn't get no doggy kibble! So we went along wif him since we din't haf any choice. When we getted to dis island he said dere was bunches of yummy food an funfun doggy toys in da big hotel, so wez all went an looked. But all dey had was catnip. He made us take it anyway. So anyfur, when we sawwed you kitties fightin back, wez decided it was time to be gudgud doggies again. All we efur wanted was a fambly of hoomins to lub us and take care of us and let us proteck dem... |
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The pirate dogs appear
Mozt of us cats unnerstand how diz mite happin, Tiger, looking to the
'spektur ta see what he thinkz,... The Pirate Dogs wrote in message news [The Inspector and Tiger move closer to Amelia and the other kitties - just in case] So zen, my canine friend, how deed it come to be zat you are working for a pirate? asks the Inspector... Well, see, we'z brofurs. We useded to lib wif sum hoomins dat kep us outside all da time. Da hoomins mofed last year an left usses behind, so wez ended up in da doggie pound. One night dis scraggly-looking doggie comed in affur da hoomins had all goned home, and letted us loose. He said dat we had to com wif him so we wouldn't get catched again. He took us to dat boat, and once we were at sea he tolded us dat we had to be pirate dogs. He said dat if we wazn't pirate dog we wouldn't get no doggy kibble! So we went along wif him since we din't haf any choice. When we getted to dis island he said dere was bunches of yummy food an funfun doggy toys in da big hotel, so wez all went an looked. But all dey had was catnip. He made us take it anyway. So anyfur, when we sawwed you kitties fightin back, wez decided it was time to be gudgud doggies again. All we efur wanted was a fambly of hoomins to lub us and take care of us and let us proteck dem... |
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The pirate dogs appear
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 13:58:00 -0800, The Pirate Dogs
wrote: [The Inspector and Tiger move closer to Amelia and the other kitties - just in case] So zen, my canine friend, how deed it come to be zat you are working for a pirate? asks the Inspector... Well, see, we'z brofurs. We useded to lib wif sum hoomins dat kep us outside all da time. Da hoomins mofed last year an left usses behind, so wez ended up in da doggie pound. One night dis scraggly-looking doggie comed in affur da hoomins had all goned home, and letted us loose. He said dat we had to com wif him so we wouldn't get catched again. He took us to dat boat, and once we were at sea he tolded us dat we had to be pirate dogs. He said dat if we wazn't pirate dog we wouldn't get no doggy kibble! So we went along wif him since we din't haf any choice. When we getted to dis island he said dere was bunches of yummy food an funfun doggy toys in da big hotel, so wez all went an looked. But all dey had was catnip. He made us take it anyway. Will you make sure the nip gets returned? I like nip! Cinder So anyfur, when we sawwed you kitties fightin back, wez decided it was time to be gudgud doggies again. All we efur wanted was a fambly of hoomins to lub us and take care of us and let us proteck dem... |
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The pirate dogs appear
Will you make sure the nip gets returned? I like nip!
Cinder We can do dat! As soon as da Captun Dog is catched, wez will go back to da boat an get all da nip and bring it back. |
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The pirate dogs appear
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:15:47 -0600, Stormmee's little, agile paws
typed: Mozt of us cats unnerstand how diz mite happin, Tiger, looking to the 'spektur ta see what he thinkz,... [The Inspector strokes his whiskers as he thinks...] Ummmm, yes, I can see how zat cud happen, I fink zat we can trust zese two d*ggiez.... [Turns to Cleo and Anaïs] But we still haff zee captain and zose doggiez on zee beech to worry abowt... -- à bientôt, Jacques |
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The pirate dogs appear
[The Inspector strokes his whiskers as he thinks...]
Ummmm, yes, I can see how zat cud happen, I fink zat we can trust zese two d*ggiez.... [Turns to Cleo and Anaïs] But we still haff zee captain and zose doggiez on zee beech to worry abowt... Well, all ub da offur doggiez we talked to were purty much in da same boat snicker as us. Dey din't really want to be pirates, dey just wanted a home and to get out of da Pound. I fink dat da doggiez iz gonna get all tired out den sleep on da beach. If dey was offered someplace to go, specially a place where dey could haf a fambly, they'd be realreal happy to do so. Not too sure bout da Captain, though. |
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The pirate dogs appear
[As the Community kitties watch the pirate dogs abandon ship to go chase
toys, they can see the Captain still on the ship, and obviously furious. He can be heard howling at all of the dogs to get back on the ship and stop playing. The Captain pauses briefly as the cabin pup brings the Captain's pipe and tobacco pouch. The pup quickly disappears again - he has no desire to be around the Captain when he's in such a foul mood.] "Aye, mayhaps a smoke will help me calm me thoughts and come up with a plan." [The Captain stuffs the bowl of his pipe with tobacco, not noticing the few gray cat hairs stuck to the pouch. He tamps the tobacco down, takes out a match, strikes it, and holds it to the bowl of the pipe. He takes a nice, deep draw on the pipe - which gives forth a huge, roaring puff of fire and smoke. It appears that the kitty seal team tampered with the Captain's tobacco! The Captain stands there with smoke rising from his fur, and his whiskers singed off.] "Arrrggggh, I'z been had! Say, that smoke smells mighty nice..." [The Captain inhales deeply of the dognip smoke, and becomes relaxed and content.] "Look at all them dogs playin on tha beach. That looks like it's right fun. I think I'll join them! Oh, and lots of cats, too - well, maybe those kitties would like to play with an old sea dog..." |
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The pirate dogs appear
On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:40:30 -0800, The Pirate Dogs's little, agile
paws typed: Well, all ub da offur doggiez we talked to were purty much in da same boat snicker as us. Dey din't really want to be pirates, dey just wanted a home and to get out of da Pound. I fink dat da doggiez iz gonna get all tired out den sleep on da beach. If dey was offered someplace to go, specially a place where dey could haf a fambly, they'd be realreal happy to do so. Not too sure bout da Captain, though. Indeed yes, he seemz to be hoppink mad. Een fakt, he eez aktually hoppink arownd. Are zoze crabbiez attached to hiz eerz and tayle? -- à bientôt, Jacques |
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