I gotz to road cat today!

"Samuel Redcat"
On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:28:33 -0700, Will in New Haven wrote:

Hey, cow-ladeez is furry gnise peepl. Da older kitteez in da barn wer
I useta wiv had fond memureez ub da cow-ladeez an wud tell storeez wen
wee wuz all restin. Da lass cow-lady in r barn wen too da big paschur
rite before I wuz bornd. Hur name wuz Annie an shee wuz furry, furry
old.

One time when mine hoomins went to Wiscatsin to bisit wif Aunt Ginny I
followed dem secretly and got to meet some of da barn cats. Da barn cats
introduced me to some ob da cow ladeez, and dey was furry nice. But when I
drinked some ub dere milk it din't zactly agree wif mineown system. I gotz
to not drink much cowmilk unless I wants to spend lots of time in da
lidderbox.

Sammy

Mmm, mabbee I shud drink sum cowmilk sew meowmie dunt hab tew gib mee dat
nazty stuff tew make me poo. TED gab et tew mee fur dat n i dunt wike et.
et says et tastes wike tunafishies, but i dunt wike tunafishies. blick.
Wen Meowmie makes tunafishies sammiches fur hur n paw, hur gibs mee sum n I
dunt wike et at awl.
I wike sammonfishies bedder. Ham iz da best meet.

Mosey

Mosey