its dat time of year agin... der iza grey kittee whut iz tryinta mofe onto mine patio, I iz so veri tired of hafinta defind mine patio, Tiger, disgruntled,

i BET ITS GONNA BE A BIG DEAL WENNA WATER MONZTERZ GETZ IN DER, tRUDI
"Granby" wrote in message
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Da Gramby iz alwayz tryink to fatten up Willow, I finkz dat big bodddle
brush tail iz hollow, she heard Soft talkink bout sardeenz. She gotted
willow some and herself lovez dem. U shud see gramby feedink dem to her
and rinklink her noze at da same times. Piglet ROTF at the thought!

Hey Piglet, maybe diz is why Willow sleepz in da emptiee fish tank.
Gramby bout rocks and iz gonna startz fixink it togetfer. I kant wait til
da first time dere iz water and Willow jumps in dere. O T knowing he
shouldn't laugh but can't help it.


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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furri kan eatz dem, soft sayz her wuld hafta be realli realli hungri ta
eatz dem, butted we getted a wunnerful bargin kuz da wally wuz
diskuntinuin diz here size, so instead of .68 centz for a 4 oz kan furri
onli paid .16 centz for da kan, sinze we likez dem itz now our klaw
klippin day treet, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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I nebber hadd a sardine cuz meomie n pa dunt wike em.
Mosey
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none of uses getz gushi fudz onna reglur basis, owrz ted duzint wantz
OEJ ta hafit, anna Tiger wunt eatta wet CD, butted onna day owrz klawz
getz klipped we getz kanned sardinez,*whick by da way, Chester anna TV
iz wel onna way ta figurin owt howta pop da top* Tiger, hopeful
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Da noo dry fudz Pa gotted me dint make me hurk...anna I wike et. It
iz Friskies Indoor kibbles
I ulso wike Meow Mix Indoor kibbles anna I split 2 tins uf gooshy fuds
wif my brofer n sifterz effer day. One inna morning n one at nite.
It HAZ tew be da beef inna morning anna chickum at nite. I dint hurk
tewday..yaaaay.
Me n Pookie gotted inna big hissspit fite dis morning, wen Ma n Pa
were tryin tew sleep anna gnow weer umkay.
Mosey

OEJ iz missin sum fangz alzo butted i thinkz hersef hurkezta getted
diffurint fudz, sumtimez it wurkez... Hey LL iz OEJ a registered
memffur, ifin her izunt her shulld, be Tiger

Pa gotted me sum uther dwy fudz dat mite not mayke me hurk. Et
hurts mine froat wen I hurk cuz I dont got 3 uff mine fangz.
Mosey, lurning

itsa kule klub beclawz we kan diskuss howta torkure da hoominz wif
hurkin, Tiger, xpurrt
I harked up sum dry fudz ugin diz mornin...
Mosey
U memfur HKC?

Louise, Prez.

Gnot yet. I gess I qwalifye?
Mosey

U in!

L.

Fangu, I fink!