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#11
September 11th 09, 05:34 PM
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tv's story akordinta OEJ
no himz didunt eat ani wirez, himz liztened when furri kept warnin stormmee
bowt dowin dat... der will bez anofur pozt bwt whut zatli whut happined later on furm da soft, her handz iz notted happi today so her iz takin herown time bowt typin it, fangz fur think of tv, OEJ "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Bigbig siii ov reeleef! Duz TED ur Soft or Furry know wat wuz rong? Did tv eet sum live wyerz unner da dezk, maybe? -- Pitô.ônya "Stormmee" wrote in message ... I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. so efuri cat anna hoomin wuz inna lifinrum... da furri waz surfin da net. himz hadda putted onna bazeballz onna pooter fur da softa lizten to. da soft wuz layin onna futon anna dozin beclawz hersef haza stomach flu monzterz so her wuzint feelin gud ... barbi wuz unner da futon, Trudi wuz in herown black hole, Tiger wuz onna dinin rum table, Stormmee wuz onna wurk table where hersef kuld see da furri, MH wuz onna top of da pooter dezk, Me anna chester wuz onna fton wif da soft... TV wulda getted onna top of da dezk butted MH wuz der so him getted onna bottm shelf anna settled in fura nap... all wuz qweet anna efurithin wuz gowin fine until alla suddin mine brofur yelled reali lowd anna sayed sum badbad wurdz anna shooted owt furm unner da dezk anna den himz felled ofur on hizown side anna started breefin funny... himz tounge wuz owt of hizown mouwf anna him hadda big eyez, huge eyez in fakt. da furri waked uppa soft anna her crawled onna floor to tv so her wuldint skare hisef, den her sayed time for ted... so furry getted kitty jail while soft kalled reglur ted. reglur ted had leafed fur da day so den dey cided it was time fur mergenci ted. furry getted himz pocket stuff anna furri getted waters, soft putted on sweat pantz anna tryda get tv onna blankie to get himsef into karrier, TV wuldint stay onna blankie sso soft putted it into da karrier anna heped tv into da jail, i shulda knowed it wuz seriouz when himz juzt wented in wif no fitin, juzt more dirti wurdz... me anna chester kamed ofur when himz wuz gowin inna kittee jailz ta komfurt hizsef. furri putted stuffz inna metal monzter anna kamed anna taked soft anna tv away. dey wuz gone a longlong time anna when dey kamed bak tv wuznot wif demselvez, diz made me veri upsetted beclawz diz iz whut happined when orwz momcat wented away to da brige./ den da hoominz did da leazt wurk pozzible anna wented to bed anna getted up earliearli anna leafed agin, dey wuz gone mozt of da lite den dey bringed TV home... I wuz veri happi anna efin do himz smelled funni i wuz veri happi ta see hizsef agin anna i haz been sleepin veri kloze to hizsef... i mean, juzt beclawz himz iz mine brofur anna i wopz hiz earz regulur i still mizzed hisef anna i wuz veri happi when himz returned... but himz sure did smell funni, like lotsa strangerz anna tedz offorizes... I haznot wopped himz sinze himz haz been home... anna i didn't efin puzh hisef offa fudz buffett i juzt stepped ofur hisef beclawz soft sayed himz need ta be byda fudz so don't bofur hizsef, OEJ 
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#12
September 11th 09, 05:50 PM
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tv's story akordinta OEJ
On Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:42:05 -0500, Stormmee's
nimble, little paws typed: I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. Fangu fur reportink dis to da kommunity, and I iz purrink fur TV. Purrrrrrrr......................... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 9/11/2009 12:50:25 PM
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#13
September 11th 09, 06:01 PM
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tv's story akordinta OEJ
fang yoursef, OEJ
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:42:05 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. Fangu fur reportink dis to da kommunity, and I iz purrink fur TV. Purrrrrrrr......................... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 9/11/2009 12:50:25 PM
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#14
September 11th 09, 06:39 PM
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tv's story akordinta OEJ
Stormmee wrote:
I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. so efuri cat anna hoomin wuz inna lifinrum... da furri waz surfin da net. himz hadda putted onna bazeballz onna pooter fur da softa lizten to. da soft wuz layin onna futon anna dozin beclawz hersef haza stomach flu monzterz so her wuzint feelin gud ... barbi wuz unner da futon, Trudi wuz in herown black hole, Tiger wuz onna dinin rum table, Stormmee wuz onna wurk table where hersef kuld see da furri, MH wuz onna top of da pooter dezk, Me anna chester wuz onna fton wif da soft... TV wulda getted onna top of da dezk butted MH wuz der so him getted onna bottm shelf anna settled in fura nap... all wuz qweet anna efurithin wuz gowin fine until alla suddin mine brofur yelled reali lowd anna sayed sum badbad wurdz anna shooted owt furm unner da dezk anna den himz felled ofur on hizown side anna started breefin funny... himz tounge wuz owt of hizown mouwf anna him hadda big eyez, huge eyez in fakt. da furri waked uppa soft anna her crawled onna floor to tv so her wuldint skare hisef, den her sayed time for ted... so furry getted kitty jail while soft kalled reglur ted. reglur ted had leafed fur da day so den dey cided it was time fur mergenci ted. furry getted himz pocket stuff anna furri getted waters, soft putted on sweat pantz anna tryda get tv onna blankie to get himsef into karrier, TV wuldint stay onna blankie sso soft putted it into da karrier anna heped tv into da jail, i shulda knowed it wuz seriouz when himz juzt wented in wif no fitin, juzt more dirti wurdz... me anna chester kamed ofur when himz wuz gowin inna kittee jailz ta komfurt hizsef. furri putted stuffz inna metal monzter anna kamed anna taked soft anna tv away. dey wuz gone a longlong time anna when dey kamed bak tv wuznot wif demselvez, diz made me veri upsetted beclawz diz iz whut happined when orwz momcat wented away to da brige./ den da hoominz did da leazt wurk pozzible anna wented to bed anna getted up earliearli anna leafed agin, dey wuz gone mozt of da lite den dey bringed TV home... I wuz veri happi anna efin do himz smelled funni i wuz veri happi ta see hizsef agin anna i haz been sleepin veri kloze to hizsef... i mean, juzt beclawz himz iz mine brofur anna i wopz hiz earz regulur i still mizzed hisef anna i wuz veri happi when himz returned... but himz sure did smell funni, like lotsa strangerz anna tedz offorizes... I haznot wopped himz sinze himz haz been home... anna i didn't efin puzh hisef offa fudz buffett i juzt stepped ofur hisef beclawz soft sayed himz need ta be byda fudz so don't bofur hizsef, OEJ So scari! Yu b gud to TV noww. Tutu
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#15
September 11th 09, 07:22 PM
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tv's story akordinta OEJ
we wuz all skared, i iz realli tryinta be nize, butted itz harfura calico,
OEJ "MLB" wrote in message ... Stormmee wrote: I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. so efuri cat anna hoomin wuz inna lifinrum... da furri waz surfin da net. himz hadda putted onna bazeballz onna pooter fur da softa lizten to. da soft wuz layin onna futon anna dozin beclawz hersef haza stomach flu monzterz so her wuzint feelin gud ... barbi wuz unner da futon, Trudi wuz in herown black hole, Tiger wuz onna dinin rum table, Stormmee wuz onna wurk table where hersef kuld see da furri, MH wuz onna top of da pooter dezk, Me anna chester wuz onna fton wif da soft... TV wulda getted onna top of da dezk butted MH wuz der so him getted onna bottm shelf anna settled in fura nap... all wuz qweet anna efurithin wuz gowin fine until alla suddin mine brofur yelled reali lowd anna sayed sum badbad wurdz anna shooted owt furm unner da dezk anna den himz felled ofur on hizown side anna started breefin funny... himz tounge wuz owt of hizown mouwf anna him hadda big eyez, huge eyez in fakt. da furri waked uppa soft anna her crawled onna floor to tv so her wuldint skare hisef, den her sayed time for ted... so furry getted kitty jail while soft kalled reglur ted. reglur ted had leafed fur da day so den dey cided it was time fur mergenci ted. furry getted himz pocket stuff anna furri getted waters, soft putted on sweat pantz anna tryda get tv onna blankie to get himsef into karrier, TV wuldint stay onna blankie sso soft putted it into da karrier anna heped tv into da jail, i shulda knowed it wuz seriouz when himz juzt wented in wif no fitin, juzt more dirti wurdz... me anna chester kamed ofur when himz wuz gowin inna kittee jailz ta komfurt hizsef. furri putted stuffz inna metal monzter anna kamed anna taked soft anna tv away. dey wuz gone a longlong time anna when dey kamed bak tv wuznot wif demselvez, diz made me veri upsetted beclawz diz iz whut happined when orwz momcat wented away to da brige./ den da hoominz did da leazt wurk pozzible anna wented to bed anna getted up earliearli anna leafed agin, dey wuz gone mozt of da lite den dey bringed TV home... I wuz veri happi anna efin do himz smelled funni i wuz veri happi ta see hizsef agin anna i haz been sleepin veri kloze to hizsef... i mean, juzt beclawz himz iz mine brofur anna i wopz hiz earz regulur i still mizzed hisef anna i wuz veri happi when himz returned... but himz sure did smell funni, like lotsa strangerz anna tedz offorizes... I haznot wopped himz sinze himz haz been home... anna i didn't efin puzh hisef offa fudz buffett i juzt stepped ofur hisef beclawz soft sayed himz need ta be byda fudz so don't bofur hizsef, OEJ So scari! Yu b gud to TV noww. Tutu
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September 11th 09, 09:11 PM
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tv's story akordinta OEJ
On Sep 11, 12:22*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
we wuz all skared, i iz realli tryinta be nize, butted itz harfura calico, OEJ"MLB" wrote in message ... Stormmee wrote: I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. so efuri cat anna hoomin wuz inna lifinrum... da furri waz surfin da net. himz hadda putted onna bazeballz onna pooter fur da softa lizten to. *da soft wuz layin onna futon anna dozin beclawz hersef haza stomach flu monzterz so her wuzint feelin gud ... barbi wuz unner da futon, Trudi wuz in herown black hole, Tiger wuz onna dinin rum table, Stormmee wuz onna wurk table where hersef kuld see da furri, MH wuz onna top of da pooter dezk, Me anna chester wuz onna fton wif da soft... TV wulda getted onna top of da dezk butted MH wuz der so him getted onna bottm shelf anna settled in fura nap... all wuz qweet anna efurithin wuz gowin fine until alla suddin mine brofur yelled reali lowd anna sayed sum badbad wurdz anna shooted owt furm unner da dezk anna den himz felled ofur on hizown side anna started breefin funny... himz tounge wuz owt of hizown mouwf anna him hadda big eyez, huge eyez in fakt. da furri waked uppa soft anna her crawled onna floor to tv so her wuldint skare hisef, den her sayed time for ted... so furry getted kitty jail while soft kalled reglur ted. *reglur ted had leafed fur da day so den dey cided it was time fur mergenci ted. *furry getted himz pocket stuff anna furri getted waters, soft putted on sweat pantz anna tryda get tv onna blankie to get himsef into karrier, TV wuldint stay onna blankie sso soft putted it into da karrier anna heped tv into da jail, i shulda knowed it wuz seriouz when himz juzt wented in wif no fitin, juzt more dirti wurdz... me anna chester kamed ofur when himz wuz gowin inna kittee jailz ta komfurt hizsef. *furri putted stuffz inna metal monzter anna kamed anna taked soft anna tv away. dey wuz gone a longlong time anna when dey kamed bak tv wuznot wif demselvez, diz made me veri upsetted beclawz diz iz whut happined when orwz momcat wented away to da brige./ den da hoominz did da leazt wurk pozzible anna wented to bed anna getted up earliearli anna leafed agin, dey wuz gone mozt of da lite den dey bringed TV home... I wuz veri happi anna efin do himz smelled funni i wuz veri happi ta see hizsef agin anna i haz been sleepin veri kloze to hizsef... i mean, juzt beclawz himz iz mine brofur anna i wopz hiz earz regulur i still mizzed hisef anna i wuz veri happi when himz returned.... but himz sure did smell funni, like lotsa strangerz anna tedz offorizes... I haznot wopped himz sinze himz haz been home... anna i didn't efin puzh hisef offa fudz buffett i juzt stepped ofur hisef beclawz soft sayed himz need ta be byda fudz so don't bofur hizsef, OEJ So scari! *Yu b gud to TV noww. *Tutu- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Mine sewf sending mine kwiet purrs to TV. MeOwy {{{^-.-^}}}
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September 11th 09, 09:36 PM
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tv's story akordinta OEJ
Hihi OEJ
I reeded how yoo r twingh tew be nise tew TV n datz a gud fing. Yoo tayke sutch gud kare uff yer littermate TV, n fankk yoo for doin dat. Even Calicos kan be very karing n nise. Purrs and prayers frum me and mine meowmie for yoo awl n furry n soft. Luffs Mosey we wuz all skared, i iz realli tryinta be nize, butted itz harfura calico, OEJ "MLB" Stormmee wrote: I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. so efuri cat anna hoomin wuz inna lifinrum... da furri waz surfin da net. himz hadda putted onna bazeballz onna pooter fur da softa lizten to. da soft wuz layin onna futon anna dozin beclawz hersef haza stomach flu monzterz so her wuzint feelin gud ... barbi wuz unner da futon, Trudi wuz in herown black hole, Tiger wuz onna dinin rum table, Stormmee wuz onna wurk table where hersef kuld see da furri, MH wuz onna top of da pooter dezk, Me anna chester wuz onna fton wif da soft... TV wulda getted onna top of da dezk butted MH wuz der so him getted onna bottm shelf anna settled in fura nap... all wuz qweet anna efurithin wuz gowin fine until alla suddin mine brofur yelled reali lowd anna sayed sum badbad wurdz anna shooted owt furm unner da dezk anna den himz felled ofur on hizown side anna started breefin funny... himz tounge wuz owt of hizown mouwf anna him hadda big eyez, huge eyez in fakt. da furri waked uppa soft anna her crawled onna floor to tv so her wuldint skare hisef, den her sayed time for ted... so furry getted kitty jail while soft kalled reglur ted. reglur ted had leafed fur da day so den dey cided it was time fur mergenci ted. furry getted himz pocket stuff anna furri getted waters, soft putted on sweat pantz anna tryda get tv onna blankie to get himsef into karrier, TV wuldint stay onna blankie sso soft putted it into da karrier anna heped tv into da jail, i shulda knowed it wuz seriouz when himz juzt wented in wif no fitin, juzt more dirti wurdz... me anna chester kamed ofur when himz wuz gowin inna kittee jailz ta komfurt hizsef. furri putted stuffz inna metal monzter anna kamed anna taked soft anna tv away. dey wuz gone a longlong time anna when dey kamed bak tv wuznot wif demselvez, diz made me veri upsetted beclawz diz iz whut happined when orwz momcat wented away to da brige./ den da hoominz did da leazt wurk pozzible anna wented to bed anna getted up earliearli anna leafed agin, dey wuz gone mozt of da lite den dey bringed TV home... I wuz veri happi anna efin do himz smelled funni i wuz veri happi ta see hizsef agin anna i haz been sleepin veri kloze to hizsef... i mean, juzt beclawz himz iz mine brofur anna i wopz hiz earz regulur i still mizzed hisef anna i wuz veri happi when himz returned... but himz sure did smell funni, like lotsa strangerz anna tedz offorizes... I haznot wopped himz sinze himz haz been home... anna i didn't efin puzh hisef offa fudz buffett i juzt stepped ofur hisef beclawz soft sayed himz need ta be byda fudz so don't bofur hizsef, OEJ So scari! Yu b gud to TV noww. Tutu
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September 12th 09, 01:34 AM
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tv's story akordinta OEJ
Stormmee wrote:
we wuz all skared, i iz realli tryinta be nize, butted itz harfura calico, OEJ "MLB" wrote in message ... Stormmee wrote: I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. so efuri cat anna hoomin wuz inna lifinrum... da furri waz surfin da net. himz hadda putted onna bazeballz onna pooter fur da softa lizten to. da soft wuz layin onna futon anna dozin beclawz hersef haza stomach flu monzterz so her wuzint feelin gud ... barbi wuz unner da futon, Trudi wuz in herown black hole, Tiger wuz onna dinin rum table, Stormmee wuz onna wurk table where hersef kuld see da furri, MH wuz onna top of da pooter dezk, Me anna chester wuz onna fton wif da soft... TV wulda getted onna top of da dezk butted MH wuz der so him getted onna bottm shelf anna settled in fura nap... all wuz qweet anna efurithin wuz gowin fine until alla suddin mine brofur yelled reali lowd anna sayed sum badbad wurdz anna shooted owt furm unner da dezk anna den himz felled ofur on hizown side anna started breefin funny... himz tounge wuz owt of hizown mouwf anna him hadda big eyez, huge eyez in fakt. da furri waked uppa soft anna her crawled onna floor to tv so her wuldint skare hisef, den her sayed time for ted... so furry getted kitty jail while soft kalled reglur ted. reglur ted had leafed fur da day so den dey cided it was time fur mergenci ted. furry getted himz pocket stuff anna furri getted waters, soft putted on sweat pantz anna tryda get tv onna blankie to get himsef into karrier, TV wuldint stay onna blankie sso soft putted it into da karrier anna heped tv into da jail, i shulda knowed it wuz seriouz when himz juzt wented in wif no fitin, juzt more dirti wurdz... me anna chester kamed ofur when himz wuz gowin inna kittee jailz ta komfurt hizsef. furri putted stuffz inna metal monzter anna kamed anna taked soft anna tv away. dey wuz gone a longlong time anna when dey kamed bak tv wuznot wif demselvez, diz made me veri upsetted beclawz diz iz whut happined when orwz momcat wented away to da brige./ den da hoominz did da leazt wurk pozzible anna wented to bed anna getted up earliearli anna leafed agin, dey wuz gone mozt of da lite den dey bringed TV home... I wuz veri happi anna efin do himz smelled funni i wuz veri happi ta see hizsef agin anna i haz been sleepin veri kloze to hizsef... i mean, juzt beclawz himz iz mine brofur anna i wopz hiz earz regulur i still mizzed hisef anna i wuz veri happi when himz returned... but himz sure did smell funni, like lotsa strangerz anna tedz offorizes... I haznot wopped himz sinze himz haz been home... anna i didn't efin puzh hisef offa fudz buffett i juzt stepped ofur hisef beclawz soft sayed himz need ta be byda fudz so don't bofur hizsef, OEJ So scari! Yu b gud to TV noww. Tutu Hard fur a calco to b nic? Dat's n old wivs tale. Anibudy cn b nic if de tri. TuTu
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September 12th 09, 10:21 AM
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fang yoursef wee apurrceatez da purrz, OEJ
"MeOwy" wrote in message ... On Sep 11, 12:22 pm, "Stormmee" wrote: we wuz all skared, i iz realli tryinta be nize, butted itz harfura calico, OEJ"MLB" wrote in message ... Stormmee wrote: I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. so efuri cat anna hoomin wuz inna lifinrum... da furri waz surfin da net. himz hadda putted onna bazeballz onna pooter fur da softa lizten to. da soft wuz layin onna futon anna dozin beclawz hersef haza stomach flu monzterz so her wuzint feelin gud ... barbi wuz unner da futon, Trudi wuz in herown black hole, Tiger wuz onna dinin rum table, Stormmee wuz onna wurk table where hersef kuld see da furri, MH wuz onna top of da pooter dezk, Me anna chester wuz onna fton wif da soft... TV wulda getted onna top of da dezk butted MH wuz der so him getted onna bottm shelf anna settled in fura nap... all wuz qweet anna efurithin wuz gowin fine until alla suddin mine brofur yelled reali lowd anna sayed sum badbad wurdz anna shooted owt furm unner da dezk anna den himz felled ofur on hizown side anna started breefin funny... himz tounge wuz owt of hizown mouwf anna him hadda big eyez, huge eyez in fakt. da furri waked uppa soft anna her crawled onna floor to tv so her wuldint skare hisef, den her sayed time for ted... so furry getted kitty jail while soft kalled reglur ted. reglur ted had leafed fur da day so den dey cided it was time fur mergenci ted. furry getted himz pocket stuff anna furri getted waters, soft putted on sweat pantz anna tryda get tv onna blankie to get himsef into karrier, TV wuldint stay onna blankie sso soft putted it into da karrier anna heped tv into da jail, i shulda knowed it wuz seriouz when himz juzt wented in wif no fitin, juzt more dirti wurdz... me anna chester kamed ofur when himz wuz gowin inna kittee jailz ta komfurt hizsef. furri putted stuffz inna metal monzter anna kamed anna taked soft anna tv away. dey wuz gone a longlong time anna when dey kamed bak tv wuznot wif demselvez, diz made me veri upsetted beclawz diz iz whut happined when orwz momcat wented away to da brige./ den da hoominz did da leazt wurk pozzible anna wented to bed anna getted up earliearli anna leafed agin, dey wuz gone mozt of da lite den dey bringed TV home... I wuz veri happi anna efin do himz smelled funni i wuz veri happi ta see hizsef agin anna i haz been sleepin veri kloze to hizsef... i mean, juzt beclawz himz iz mine brofur anna i wopz hiz earz regulur i still mizzed hisef anna i wuz veri happi when himz returned... but himz sure did smell funni, like lotsa strangerz anna tedz offorizes... I haznot wopped himz sinze himz haz been home... anna i didn't efin puzh hisef offa fudz buffett i juzt stepped ofur hisef beclawz soft sayed himz need ta be byda fudz so don't bofur hizsef, OEJ So scari! Yu b gud to TV noww. Tutu- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Mine sewf sending mine kwiet purrs to TV. MeOwy {{{^-.-^}}}
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September 12th 09, 10:22 AM
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tv's story akordinta OEJ
so far iz bein nize, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Hihi OEJ I reeded how yoo r twingh tew be nise tew TV n datz a gud fing. Yoo tayke sutch gud kare uff yer littermate TV, n fankk yoo for doin dat. Even Calicos kan be very karing n nise. Purrs and prayers frum me and mine meowmie for yoo awl n furry n soft. Luffs Mosey we wuz all skared, i iz realli tryinta be nize, butted itz harfura calico, OEJ "MLB" Stormmee wrote: I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz purrday da eif of septmfur. so efuri cat anna hoomin wuz inna lifinrum... da furri waz surfin da net. himz hadda putted onna bazeballz onna pooter fur da softa lizten to. da soft wuz layin onna futon anna dozin beclawz hersef haza stomach flu monzterz so her wuzint feelin gud ... barbi wuz unner da futon, Trudi wuz in herown black hole, Tiger wuz onna dinin rum table, Stormmee wuz onna wurk table where hersef kuld see da furri, MH wuz onna top of da pooter dezk, Me anna chester wuz onna fton wif da soft... TV wulda getted onna top of da dezk butted MH wuz der so him getted onna bottm shelf anna settled in fura nap... all wuz qweet anna efurithin wuz gowin fine until alla suddin mine brofur yelled reali lowd anna sayed sum badbad wurdz anna shooted owt furm unner da dezk anna den himz felled ofur on hizown side anna started breefin funny... himz tounge wuz owt of hizown mouwf anna him hadda big eyez, huge eyez in fakt. da furri waked uppa soft anna her crawled onna floor to tv so her wuldint skare hisef, den her sayed time for ted... so furry getted kitty jail while soft kalled reglur ted. reglur ted had leafed fur da day so den dey cided it was time fur mergenci ted. furry getted himz pocket stuff anna furri getted waters, soft putted on sweat pantz anna tryda get tv onna blankie to get himsef into karrier, TV wuldint stay onna blankie sso soft putted it into da karrier anna heped tv into da jail, i shulda knowed it wuz seriouz when himz juzt wented in wif no fitin, juzt more dirti wurdz... me anna chester kamed ofur when himz wuz gowin inna kittee jailz ta komfurt hizsef. furri putted stuffz inna metal monzter anna kamed anna taked soft anna tv away. dey wuz gone a longlong time anna when dey kamed bak tv wuznot wif demselvez, diz made me veri upsetted beclawz diz iz whut happined when orwz momcat wented away to da brige./ den da hoominz did da leazt wurk pozzible anna wented to bed anna getted up earliearli anna leafed agin, dey wuz gone mozt of da lite den dey bringed TV home... I wuz veri happi anna efin do himz smelled funni i wuz veri happi ta see hizsef agin anna i haz been sleepin veri kloze to hizsef... i mean, juzt beclawz himz iz mine brofur anna i wopz hiz earz regulur i still mizzed hisef anna i wuz veri happi when himz returned... but himz sure did smell funni, like lotsa strangerz anna tedz offorizes... I haznot wopped himz sinze himz haz been home... anna i didn't efin puzh hisef offa fudz buffett i juzt stepped ofur hisef beclawz soft sayed himz need ta be byda fudz so don't bofur hizsef, OEJ So scari! Yu b gud to TV noww. Tutu
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