tv's story akordinta OEJ

shhh don't tellza hoominz, OEJ
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Stormmee wrote:
we wuz all skared, i iz realli tryinta be nize, butted itz harfura
calico, OEJ
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Stormmee wrote:
I iza sisfur anna litter mate to TV anna diz iz whut happined on owrz
purrday da eif of septmfur.

so efuri cat anna hoomin wuz inna lifinrum... da furri waz surfin da
net. himz hadda putted onna bazeballz onna pooter fur da softa lizten
to. da soft wuz layin onna futon anna dozin beclawz hersef haza
stomach flu monzterz so her wuzint feelin gud ... barbi wuz unner da
futon, Trudi wuz in herown black hole, Tiger wuz onna dinin rum table,
Stormmee wuz onna wurk table where hersef kuld see da furri, MH wuz
onna top of da pooter dezk, Me anna chester wuz onna fton wif da
soft... TV wulda getted onna top of da dezk butted MH wuz der so him
getted onna bottm shelf anna settled in fura nap... all wuz qweet anna
efurithin wuz gowin fine until alla suddin mine brofur yelled reali
lowd anna sayed sum badbad wurdz anna shooted owt furm unner da dezk
anna den himz felled ofur on hizown side anna started breefin funny...
himz tounge wuz owt of hizown mouwf anna him hadda big eyez, huge eyez
in fakt.

da furri waked uppa soft anna her crawled onna floor to tv so her
wuldint skare hisef, den her sayed time for ted... so furry getted
kitty jail while soft kalled reglur ted. reglur ted had leafed fur da
day so den dey cided it was time fur mergenci ted. furry getted himz
pocket stuff anna furri getted waters, soft putted on sweat pantz anna
tryda get tv onna blankie to get himsef into karrier, TV wuldint stay
onna blankie sso soft putted it into da karrier anna heped tv into da
jail, i shulda knowed it wuz seriouz when himz juzt wented in wif no
fitin, juzt more dirti wurdz...

me anna chester kamed ofur when himz wuz gowin inna kittee jailz ta
komfurt hizsef. furri putted stuffz inna metal monzter anna kamed anna
taked soft anna tv away.

dey wuz gone a longlong time anna when dey kamed bak tv wuznot wif
demselvez, diz made me veri upsetted beclawz diz iz whut happined when
orwz momcat wented away to da brige./
den da hoominz did da leazt wurk pozzible anna wented to bed anna
getted up earliearli anna leafed agin, dey wuz gone mozt of da lite den
dey bringed TV home... I wuz veri happi anna efin do himz smelled funni
i wuz veri happi ta see hizsef agin anna i haz been sleepin veri kloze
to hizsef... i mean, juzt beclawz himz iz mine brofur anna i wopz hiz
earz regulur i still mizzed hisef anna i wuz veri happi when himz
returned... but himz sure did smell funni, like lotsa strangerz anna
tedz offorizes...

I haznot wopped himz sinze himz haz been home... anna i didn't efin
puzh hisef offa fudz buffett i juzt stepped ofur hisef beclawz soft
sayed himz need ta be byda fudz so don't bofur hizsef,

OEJ
So scari! Yu b gud to TV noww. Tutu


Hard fur a calco to b nic? Dat's n old wivs tale. Anibudy cn b nic if de
tri. TuTu