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Old March 18th 11, 08:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik, anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


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Old March 18th 11, 08:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Mar 18, 3:29*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat *let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, *alla winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik, anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* *he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.
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Old March 18th 11, 09:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.


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Old March 18th 11, 10:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 18, 4:39*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi"MeOwy" wrote in message

...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:





As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...


he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...


Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...


as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...


callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.


der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,


thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,


Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar
(poots it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is
mister odder a new kittee on da kruze..
(splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!!
Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber
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Old March 18th 11, 10:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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trudi thinkz... I wunner ifin himz purfurz da waterz... ifin himzef returnz
he will hafta tell minesef what kinda kollar himz needz...

trudi thinkz da mozt wunnerful thing bowt da catmunity iz da ''ceptanze of
efuree kreashure
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 4:39 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi"MeOwy" wrote in message

...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:





As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...


he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I
am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...


Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...


as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...


callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.


der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,


thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,


Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar
(poots it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is
mister odder a new kittee on da kruze..
(splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!!
Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber


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Old March 18th 11, 11:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia
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Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar (poots
it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is mister
odder a new kittee on da kruze.. (splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!! Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber


[Amelia walks over to the rail to watch.]

Mr. Odder, we have lots of abalone available at the snack buffet if you'd
like some.

Amelia
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Old March 19th 11, 10:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Mar 18, 6:37*pm, Amelia wrote:
Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. *Fangyu fur da collar (poots
it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is mister
odder a new kittee on da kruze.. (splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!! Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber


[Amelia walks over to the rail to watch.]

Mr. Odder, we have lots of abalone available at the snack buffet if you'd
like some.

Amelia


Mr Odder, wooky atted wut ai is danglink offur da railz, oysturz, mr
odder! Amelia pooted out wotz ob dem on da boofay.
Geddin da lyfsayver, mr odder, datz wite, holed on an ai wil cwank dis
fing up.

Gud jawb mr odder, sew gwad yoo sayf. Come to da mikser now an danse
an snak on oystyrs.

Fangyu Amelia. Dose oyzdurs sayfed dat poor catfoozed big kittee wif
da widdl eers.
Usses kitteez gotta wook outted fur eech offur.

MeOwy. Off to find her wink.
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Old March 21st 11, 09:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar (poots
it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is mister
odder a new kittee on da kruze.. (splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!! Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber


[Amelia walks over to the rail to watch.]

Mr. Odder, we have lots of abalone available at the snack buffet if you'd
like some.
Amelia


Amelia, meh finks hym wood wike sum uff dat abalone in da shell, dat hym
kan krak opun wiff his pawz wiff uh rok....see hym floating on hiz bak, n
waffin? Odderz r sew kyoot n funnee. yeUP
Mosey

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Old March 18th 11, 11:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am gwad
mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at awl
nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai ate uh
bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...

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Old March 19th 11, 03:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am gwad
mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at awl
nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai ate uh
bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...


Mosey komez bak intew da room n sez ai m feeling bedder tewdai, whew..dat
wuz a bad oyster, yuk , but ai gnow wunt tew danse n eet wif mai bootiful
wink MeOwy.
oh hai mr odder, et iz nise tew meet yew. MeOwy ai m sew gwad yew saved hym.
ai m proud uff yew yeUP

 




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