Dis is jus wrong

We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be
tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up
when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout
when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet,
Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats
sitting behind him nodding and glaring

Miss Violette wrote:
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be
tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up
when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout
when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet,
Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats
sitting behind him nodding and glaring


We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil eyou
iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is welcome to ride
wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd rather ride in da
Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da mewsgroup.

Sammy Kitten

Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of courze... one of
da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very indepindint anna kan takez
care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for his friend
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be
tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up
when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing
bout
when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science
diet,
Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats
sitting behind him nodding and glaring


We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil eyou
iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is welcome to ride
wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd rather ride in da
Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da mewsgroup.

Sammy Kitten

Awww, Tiger, I'zl miss you for a few dayz! You'll just hafta do sumfin
bout dose hoomans to keep dem in line!

Anna tanks, buttid I tink I'zl be able to take car of myownself.

Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big Harley as
it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and smoothly lets out the
clutch heading for the highway, where she goes up thru all of the gears and
down again, takes a few switchbacks, and returns to the picnic.

Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya tink, Cleo?
SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun again?
--

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



Miss Violette wrote:
Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of courze...
one of da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very indepindint
anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for his friend
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa
gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze
knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl,
which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig
fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to
be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind
him nodding and glaring


We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil
eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is
welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd
rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da
mewsgroup.

Sammy Kitten

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be
tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up
when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing
bout
when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science
diet,
Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats
sitting behind him nodding and glaring


Datz terrabobbul

Shal I kum offurr??? Kan we pardy???

Dyna,

Dem hooman sekratariez! Dere useless! An dey effen haff thumbs!

smurgle, smooch By Tiger, see yoo in a few daze!
--

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



Miss Violette wrote:
OOPS it waz me smurglin you notted TV, embarrased atta soft's lack
of skillz and sense
Miss Violette wrote in message
...
*tiger lookz on prowdly knowing he picked the right ladycat!!!* I
willz hurk when dey leafz anna TV willz purbly get somfin anna
putted it in one of da litterboxes dat dey would not like der, TV
smurglin his girl byebye Mlle. Anaïs
wrote in message ...
Awww, Tiger, I'zl miss you for a few dayz! You'll just hafta
do sumfin bout dose hoomans to keep dem in line!

Anna tanks, buttid I tink I'zl be able to take car of
myownself.

Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big
Harley as it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and
smoothly lets out the clutch heading for the highway, where she
goes up thru all of the gears and down again, takes a few
switchbacks, and returns to the picnic.

Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya
tink, Cleo? SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun
again? --

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



Miss Violette wrote:
Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of
courze... one of da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very
indepindint anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for
his friend
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa
gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze
knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl,
which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig
fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused
to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting
behind him nodding and glaring


We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais
whil eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you
is welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra
if you'd rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to
return to da mewsgroup.

Sammy Kitten

*tiger lookz on prowdly knowing he picked the right ladycat!!!* I willz
hurk when dey leafz anna TV willz purbly get somfin anna putted it in one of
da litterboxes dat dey would not like der, TV smurglin his girl byebye
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
...
Awww, Tiger, I'zl miss you for a few dayz! You'll just hafta do sumfin
bout dose hoomans to keep dem in line!

Anna tanks, buttid I tink I'zl be able to take car of myownself.

Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big Harley as
it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and smoothly lets out the
clutch heading for the highway, where she goes up thru all of the gears
and
down again, takes a few switchbacks, and returns to the picnic.

Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya tink,
Cleo?
SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun again?
--

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



Miss Violette wrote:
Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of courze...
one of da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very indepindint
anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for his friend
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa
gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze
knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl,
which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig
fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to
be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind
him nodding and glaring


We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil
eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is
welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd
rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da
mewsgroup.

Sammy Kitten

OOPS it waz me smurglin you notted TV, embarrased atta soft's lack of skillz
and sense
Miss Violette wrote in message
...
*tiger lookz on prowdly knowing he picked the right ladycat!!!* I willz
hurk when dey leafz anna TV willz purbly get somfin anna putted it in one
of
da litterboxes dat dey would not like der, TV smurglin his girl byebye
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
...
Awww, Tiger, I'zl miss you for a few dayz! You'll just hafta do
sumfin
bout dose hoomans to keep dem in line!

Anna tanks, buttid I tink I'zl be able to take car of myownself.

Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big Harley
as
it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and smoothly lets out the
clutch heading for the highway, where she goes up thru all of the gears
and
down again, takes a few switchbacks, and returns to the picnic.

Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya tink,
Cleo?
SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun again?
--

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



Miss Violette wrote:
Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of courze...
one of da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very indepindint
anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for his friend
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa
gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze
knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl,
which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig
fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused to
be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting behind
him nodding and glaring


We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais whil
eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you is
welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra if you'd
rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to return to da
mewsgroup.

Sammy Kitten

Aksullee, I yam awl hurkt owt furr uh wile.
Day tookt me bak tu TED furr him tu chek mine fang.
Az suun az I got in da motormonzturawto I hurkt, den I settled deow. It
tuuk TUU rankelizerz, an styll I hurkt!!
Wen I HISSED (biggg hisss, ya kno) wiff fangz showink, he lukt an wuz dun.
sigh
I yam reddy tu teer up TED, an myne howze, an yur heowze tuu!

Dyan, staggering intu da klozet porter

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
ifin you wantsa tear up da house anna hep uses hurke, Tiger
Sylvia M. wrote in message
...

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna
be
tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz
up
when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest
thing
bout
when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science
diet,
Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other
cats
sitting behind him nodding and glaring


Datz terrabobbul

Shal I kum offurr??? Kan we pardy???

Dyna,

ifin you wantsa tear up da house anna hep uses hurke, Tiger
Sylvia M. wrote in message
...

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be
tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up
when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing
bout
when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science
diet,
Tiger, NOT amused to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats
sitting behind him nodding and glaring


Datz terrabobbul

Shal I kum offurr??? Kan we pardy???

Dyna,