Dis is jus wrong

ok i Willz be back asoonas I kan, Dyna is comin ta hour houze ta hep uses
hurke. we kan do dat silently whlieze dey isa gone, Tiger smooch
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
...
Dem hooman sekratariez! Dere useless! An dey effen haff thumbs!

smurgle, smooch By Tiger, see yoo in a few daze!
--

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



Miss Violette wrote:
OOPS it waz me smurglin you notted TV, embarrased atta soft's lack
of skillz and sense
Miss Violette wrote in message
...
*tiger lookz on prowdly knowing he picked the right ladycat!!!* I
willz hurk when dey leafz anna TV willz purbly get somfin anna
putted it in one of da litterboxes dat dey would not like der, TV
smurglin his girl byebye Mlle. Anaïs
wrote in message ...
Awww, Tiger, I'zl miss you for a few dayz! You'll just hafta
do sumfin bout dose hoomans to keep dem in line!

Anna tanks, buttid I tink I'zl be able to take car of
myownself.

Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big
Harley as it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and
smoothly lets out the clutch heading for the highway, where she
goes up thru all of the gears and down again, takes a few
switchbacks, and returns to the picnic.

Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya
tink, Cleo? SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun
again? --

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com



Miss Violette wrote:
Thank yourownsef fur lookin afta her, itsa herown desin of
courze... one of da thingz I likez 'bout her is dat her isa very
indepindint anna kan takez care of herownsef, Tiger, glad for
his friend
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
Miss Violette wrote:
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa
gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze
knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl,
which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig
fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science diet, Tiger, NOT amused
to be away from his ladyfriend... With four other cats sitting
behind him nodding and glaring


We will miss you all, but I'z will keep an eye on Mlle Anais
whil eyou iz gone, to be sure dat she is safe. Mlle. Anais, you
is welcome to ride wif me and Lilith Kitten, or wif Cleocatra
if you'd rather ride in da Catillac. Until Tiger is able to
return to da mewsgroup.

Sammy Kitten

Petite Persian puts on a helmet and gloves, sits on the big Harley as
it rumbles to life. She snaps it iinto first, and smoothly lets out the
clutch heading for the highway, where she goes up thru all of the gears and
down again, takes a few switchbacks, and returns to the picnic.

Dat'll be OK, I'll go wit da rest uv da motorcycles! Whaddya tink, Cleo?
SHall we getz back onna da road to da Gran Canyun again?

My, you are quite the accomplished ladycat!

Yes, I think now would be a good time to resume our trip. We're really
close now - just another day's ride and we should arrive in Williams,
where we can arrange our transportation down to the canyon floor.

Ok, efurrykitty, are we ready to roll? Motorcycle kitties, are you ready
to ride? My handsome TV, and Trudi and Babykitty, are you ready to climb
into the Catillac? Amelia, Tabitha, Rebecca, and everyone else - are we
ready! Let's roll!

Cleopatra

"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat" wrote in
message ...
Ok, efurrykitty, are we ready to roll? Motorcycle kitties, are you ready
to ride? My handsome TV, and Trudi and Babykitty, are you ready to climb
into the Catillac? Amelia, Tabitha, Rebecca, and everyone else - are we
ready! Let's roll!

Cleopatra

If efurrykittee is troo eatin, we kan put away da cukin stufz and git goin.
Kan I try dribing da RV?
---
Rebecca

If efurrykittee is troo eatin, we kan put away da cukin stufz and git goin.
Kan I try dribing da RV?
---
Rebecca

That sounds like a plan! I believe Tabitha has most of the cooking stuff
stowed already, so we oughtto be about ready to go. The keys are in the
ignition, and I think most of the kitties are aboard. Any kitties who
are riding in the RV, come on aboard! We're ready to roll. Andif you're
still hungry, Tabitha has all of the leftover goodies in the fridge in
the RV.

Amelia

petite Persian starts a blue-and-white Harley

I'ze reddy to roll!
--

Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


Amelia T Cat wrote:
If efurrykittee is troo eatin, we kan put away da cukin stufz and
git goin. Kan I try dribing da RV?
---
Rebecca

That sounds like a plan! I believe Tabitha has most of the cooking
stuff stowed already, so we oughtto be about ready to go. The keys
are in the ignition, and I think most of the kitties are aboard. Any
kitties who are riding in the RV, come on aboard! We're ready to
roll. Andif you're still hungry, Tabitha has all of the leftover
goodies in the fridge in the RV.

Amelia

Mlle. Anaïs wrote:
petite Persian starts a blue-and-white Harley

I'ze reddy to roll!

Ok, is everyone ready? If any of the Catillac riders aren't in the car
now, please hop in now. Or teleport in when you're ready - I'll leave
this teleporter here under the bridge set for the coordinates of the
Catillac. Rebecca, have you got all of your RV riders? Just in case,
I'll leave an extra teleporter set to the coordinates of the RV.

Ok...

Kitties, start your engines!

Cleopatra

"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat" wrote in
message ...
Ok, is everyone ready? If any of the Catillac riders aren't in the car
now, please hop in now. Or teleport in when you're ready - I'll leave this
teleporter here under the bridge set for the coordinates of the Catillac.
Rebecca, have you got all of your RV riders? Just in case, I'll leave an
extra teleporter set to the coordinates of the RV.

Ok...

Kitties, start your engines!

Cleopatra

NOW HEER DIS! NOW HEER DIS! DA CONVOY IS GETTIN UNNERWAY! ENNEEKITTEE HOO
WANTZ TO RIDE IN DA RV NEEDZ TO GET IN RITE AWAY!

Boy, dat PA systim werks reely gud! OK, letz see...

[Rebecca turns the ignition key, and the RV's engine starts smoothly. She
checks the gas gauge -- there's plenty of gas left.]

OK, az soon az da Catillac an da motercicles get going, we'll follow.
---
Rebecca

"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat" wrote in
message ...
Ok, is everyone ready? If any of the Catillac riders aren't in the car
now, please hop in now. Or teleport in when you're ready - I'll leave
this
teleporter here under the bridge set for the coordinates of the
Catillac.
Rebecca, have you got all of your RV riders? Just in case, I'll leave an
extra teleporter set to the coordinates of the RV.

Ok...

Kitties, start your engines!

Cleopatra

NOW HEER DIS! NOW HEER DIS! DA CONVOY IS GETTIN UNNERWAY! ENNEEKITTEE
HOO
WANTZ TO RIDE IN DA RV NEEDZ TO GET IN RITE AWAY!

Boy, dat PA systim werks reely gud! OK, letz see...

[Rebecca turns the ignition key, and the RV's engine starts smoothly. She
checks the gas gauge -- there's plenty of gas left.]

OK, az soon az da Catillac an da motercicles get going, we'll follow.
---
Rebecca

Wait furr meeeee.....
Dyna hurls herself forward, gathers speeed, and like a panther /lioness
Leeeeeeppppzzzz onto the back of the RV

Wait furr meeeee.....
Dyna hurls herself forward, gathers speeed, and like a panther /lioness
Leeeeeeppppzzzz onto the back of the RV

Here ya go - I'z got da escape hatch on da back of da Are Vee open. Come
on inside where it'z more comfy.

Tabitha

NOW HEER DIS! NOW HEER DIS! DA CONVOY IS GETTIN UNNERWAY! ENNEEKITTEE HOO
WANTZ TO RIDE IN DA RV NEEDZ TO GET IN RITE AWAY!

Boy, dat PA systim werks reely gud! OK, letz see...

[Rebecca turns the ignition key, and the RV's engine starts smoothly. She
checks the gas gauge -- there's plenty of gas left.]

OK, az soon az da Catillac an da motercicles get going, we'll follow.
---
Rebecca

Miss OEJ, iz you ready? I'z will get da engine warming up...

climbs onto a big harley, gets the engine started

STTom