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opera
Lord Chancellors were cheap as sprats
And Bishops in their shovel hats Were plentiful as tabby cats -- In point of fact too many. "The Gondoliers" She had furgotten bout the Gondoliers - how kin yu have tutu meny tabby cats??? Tutu meny Lord Chancellors annd Bishops, OK, but notted tutu meny tabby cats. Mandy (a tabby-tortie) 2 meni tabbies hir. Louise |
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opera
MMmmmmm....puuuuurrrrrrrrr.....siiiiyyyyy.... AKA Sweetee "Sundance" wrote in message . net... Corse I kan, Sweetee! [Sundance sits close to Pitoonya and starts grooming the top of her head.] Dere, duz dat hewp? Az soon az yoo feelz bedderer, I will go luk at dat uther thred bowt yur dentity. Sundance, soothingly "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Kin yu du dat an howld me klose at da sayme tyme??? Purrrleeez? an hewlp me pik owt uhn identity nayme in annuddur pozt, az wel? Pit2nya AKA Sweetee "Sundance" wrote in message m... Oh, gunness, datz horryble! Whut kan I do to hewp yoo kumpoze yurownself? Wud yoo like yur hed groomed? Sundance "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... NOOO00ooo, itz nottid attawl hokay! I yam awl shuuk up! Countess Katzenplatzen'z Josephine Brush haz bin stowllen! We wuz juzt gowin deown tu see it, an neow itz Gone!!!! Huu wud du sutsh uh ting? Pitoonya "Sundance" wrote in message et... [Sundance rushes in to see if Pitoonya is OK.] Toonya, iz yoo OK? I herd lotsa shoutin and skreemin an I didnt kno whut to fingk! Sundance, worried "Countess Katzenplatzen" wrote in message news On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:45:30 -0600, Stormmee wrote: [The Countess leans toward OEJ and whispers in her ear] That's ok, dear. I remember what it's like to be infatuated with a boy cat! [She stands from the table] Since we are between courses of zis eggzelent meal, why don't we run down to mine stateroom now? I need to brush my furz again anyway, and we can take a peek at the Josephine Brush again. [The Countess leads the small group of kitties to the stairway and down to the belowdeck area. She unlocks her stateroom door and allows the other kitties to enter ahead of her. A moment later the kitties eating dinner abovedecks and the kittens sleeping in their cabins are startled by a loud screech! Frantic meows and screeches echo down the hallway. A crowd of kitties dash for the hallway, led by Samuel Kitten with Cleo and TV close on his heels. They find the Countess standing in her cabin door, pointing at her cabinet - her *open* cabinet.] Mine brush - ze Josephine brush - it eez gone! [Sammy squeezes by the Countess and looks in the cabinet. He sees her leather bag, unzipped and standing open.] Sammy: Ok, we'll handle things! Mizz Cleo, would youz take da Countess to yourz cabin an start gettin herz statement? An youz offur kitties that came down with the Countess, would you gif your statements to da 'spector? [Sammy dashes down the hall to his cabin, then returns a moment later. He has a heavily laden backback, bulging with pawprint powders and brushes, an alternate light source, evidence collection bags, digital cameras, and magnifying lenses.n Just as he returns to the Countess' stateroom, the Inspector arrives breathlessly.] I'z wil infesticate da room and see what clues I can find. Inspector, Mizz Cleo has da Countess in her room. If it'z ok wif yourownself, I'z will start da infestication here. |
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opera
2 meni tabbies hir.
Louise How izzat possibul?? Iz yu a tabby? Mandy I tabby, Fatcat tabby. Dat 2 meny. Louise |
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alla deze owlse catz hizz at mine mozt cutezt self, Stormmee
Cheryl Perkins wrote in message ... Adam wrote: I tabby, Fatcat tabby. Dat 2 meny. Louise Ah, I thot thu same fing wen Meomie brot home a box wif Betsy inside uv it, butted evvenshually we gotten along a little beddur. Altho we will neffur be rilly gudgud frens lyke sumcats iz. Yu kant hint at anyfing wif Bets; it takes a gud hiss tu git hur attenshun we shes doin sumfing rong like sittin onna rong windosill. And lotsa times she hisses roodly at me wen Im doin nuffin rong. Mandy |
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opera
I juz duzint get why dey duzint 'dore minesef like da hoomanz duz, I thinkz
i haza smurt hoomanz, Stormmee Cheryl Perkins wrote in message ... Stormmee wrote: alla deze owlse catz hizz at mine mozt cutezt self, Stormmee Sumkats iz so intollurant anna meen! Mandy (neffur inna rong an furry cute, tu!) |
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opera
I tabby, Fatcat tabby. Dat 2 meny.
Louise Ah, I thot thu same fing wen Meomie brot home a box wif Betsy inside uv it, butted evvenshually we gotten along a little beddur. Altho we will neffur be rilly gudgud frens lyke sumcats iz. Yu kant hint at anyfing wif Bets; it takes a gud hiss tu git hur attenshun we shes doin sumfing rong like sittin onna rong windosill. And lotsa times she hisses roodly at me wen Im doin nuffin rong. Mandy Wen Fatcat in hows, no rum 4 ne1 else! Louise |
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