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Cats can be poisonous
edward ohare wrote in message . ..
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A vet sent to inspect a strong stench coming from an uninhabited rural cottage in south-west Sweden collapsed, poisoned by fumes from the feces of some 20 cats locked inside for months, a newspaper reported Tuesday. The regional daily Goteborgs-Posten said the vet spent three days in hospital with hydrogen sulphide poisoning. Full story at http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../od_nm/cats_dc I think perhaps an immediate investigation should be started by the US. Obviously, cat feces gas is a previously unknown WMD. Perhaps Hussein likes cats? Uh, we're not sure if he liked cats, sir, but we are sure he liked *fumes,* having used poisonous fumes to kill about 6,000 Kurds and scores or Iranian soldiers. He also had a certain fondness for Industrial Strength Plastic Shredders, especially seeing as how he had many of his political enemies tossed into them feet first. Jesus Christ, why couldn't we have rounded up you and your clones around the world and shipped you all to Baghdad with special instructions to your hero, Hussein. Something like, "These Cats Go In Head First!" |
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edward ohare wrote in message . ..
STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A vet sent to inspect a strong stench coming from an uninhabited rural cottage in south-west Sweden collapsed, poisoned by fumes from the feces of some 20 cats locked inside for months, a newspaper reported Tuesday. The regional daily Goteborgs-Posten said the vet spent three days in hospital with hydrogen sulphide poisoning. Full story at http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../od_nm/cats_dc I think perhaps an immediate investigation should be started by the US. Obviously, cat feces gas is a previously unknown WMD. Perhaps Hussein likes cats? Uh, we're not sure if he liked cats, sir, but we are sure he liked *fumes,* having used poisonous fumes to kill about 6,000 Kurds and scores or Iranian soldiers. He also had a certain fondness for Industrial Strength Plastic Shredders, especially seeing as how he had many of his political enemies tossed into them feet first. Jesus Christ, why couldn't we have rounded up you and your clones around the world and shipped you all to Baghdad with special instructions to your hero, Hussein. Something like, "These Cats Go In Head First!" |
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edward ohare wrote:
I think perhaps an immediate investigation should be started by the US. Obviously, cat feces gas is a previously unknown WMD. Obviously, you don't share your home with one or more of a.t.'s official companion animal. Cat **** is probably the most volatile, nostril singeing, throat scalding, eye blistering stench on the planet. The average cat **** can wake you up out of a sound sleep, and a **** from an elderly feline with a dysfunctional digestive system could raise a gork from a coma or Jack Paar from the grave. All cat servants (you don't own a cat, it's more the other way around) are aware of the peculiar nature of the feline fecal fetor. Our main question is why no one has ever actually duplicated it for use in warfare. No doubt it has to do with inhuman tactics or something... ODP |
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edward ohare wrote:
I think perhaps an immediate investigation should be started by the US. Obviously, cat feces gas is a previously unknown WMD. Obviously, you don't share your home with one or more of a.t.'s official companion animal. Cat **** is probably the most volatile, nostril singeing, throat scalding, eye blistering stench on the planet. The average cat **** can wake you up out of a sound sleep, and a **** from an elderly feline with a dysfunctional digestive system could raise a gork from a coma or Jack Paar from the grave. All cat servants (you don't own a cat, it's more the other way around) are aware of the peculiar nature of the feline fecal fetor. Our main question is why no one has ever actually duplicated it for use in warfare. No doubt it has to do with inhuman tactics or something... ODP |
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