Mine Akwizition Day!

Hihi Kitteez!

Today I'z celebratin da furst annifursery uv mine akwizition - a furry
important day fur a kitty, becawz itz da day dat anykitty findz dere
onetroohome!

I'ze a Persian, an' was borned in a cattery, an' frum da time I wuz a
liddle, liddle kitty, I wuz groomed to be a showkitty. Pretty soon I'ze
became a Champion, and den was bewinked to Jack, a Grand Champion Persian
fella. Buttid wen I'ze giffink birf, one uv my kittens wuz stuck inside an'
it hurt a LOT, an' I hadz ta be rushed to a TED, at twee in da mornink, an'
TED hadta do 'mergincy surjury on myownself! Den I gottid a bad infektion,
an hadta stay in the TED hospital fur a longk, longk time, so I'ze neffur
effen gottid to nurse my fife hansum boy-kittinz snif,snif, wipez away a
liddle tear wif her paw. An affur dat, dey retired me from showz an
breedink, an I gottid ta be a howze-kat...

Den won day, I smelt dis hooman in da cattery who had cum to luk at my
cuzzinz, deze two liddle wite Persian boy-kittenz; an I liked hiz smell. So
I'ze wented and red hiz aplikation, and wen I saw dat he had no kidz or
udder kitteez, I wentid upstairz an' I groomed myownself, puttid on a dab
of perfoom, and wented to inspekt further. While my dum kitten cuzzinz were
ignorink him an playink wit dere toyz, I jumped in hiz lap, gaff him a
hedbutt, and den he gaff me a few skritches. We started to play wif eech
udder, and dat wuz it: it wuz luff attid furst site!

So he made arrangementz wit my meowmmie, and da nekst week, came to take
me bak to hiz compartment - an' dat wuz a yeer ago las Sunday da
seffenteentf! An we'ff been companions effur since, an now I'ze celebratin'
my first akwizition day!

Tonite, I puttid up a foto album uv my furst yeer, on my furry own web
site, an' if'n any uv yourownselves wanna see da pikshurez, itz at
http://cats.electric-ink.com

To celebrate mine akwizition day, I'z haffing a liddle pawti fur all uv my
furrendz frum dis noos groop, an yur awl infited! Itz at mineown pied Ã*
terre in Mew Yawk City, which iz da Penthouse attid One Fiff Avenoo in
Greenwich Filliage. Itz beink catered by Tabitha an' Amelia, who will be
settink up da buffet wif all kindza fuds. An' mineown prifate bar is
well-stocked wif nip-wines an nip-shampayne nottid to mention all uffer
kinds uv likorz an befferagez wif an' wifout nip! So puleeze join myownself
for a pawti wif a view of Washington Skware Park an da Mew Yawk City
skyline!

Fangu all furry much fur beink my frendz; dis yeer I'ze mettid so many
nice katz on dis noos groop!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/20/2004 8:28:07 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Egzpect me tu be dere, but juzt furr uh short tyme...
I hayte tu eet an run...glares at dum-meen-meowmee

Dyna, happy furr hur frend, an knowin heow it iz tu be retired.

"Mlle. Anaïs" wrote in message
...
Hihi Kitteez!

Today I'z celebratin da furst annifursery uv mine akwizition - a
furry
important day fur a kitty, becawz itz da day dat anykitty findz dere
onetroohome!

I'ze a Persian, an' was borned in a cattery, an' frum da time I wuz
a
liddle, liddle kitty, I wuz groomed to be a showkitty. Pretty soon
I'ze
became a Champion, and den was bewinked to Jack, a Grand Champion
Persian
fella. Buttid wen I'ze giffink birf, one uv my kittens wuz stuck
inside an'
it hurt a LOT, an' I hadz ta be rushed to a TED, at twee in da
mornink, an'
TED hadta do 'mergincy surjury on myownself! Den I gottid a bad
infektion,
an hadta stay in the TED hospital fur a longk, longk time, so I'ze
neffur
effen gottid to nurse my fife hansum boy-kittinz snif,snif, wipez
away a
liddle tear wif her paw. An affur dat, dey retired me from showz an
breedink, an I gottid ta be a howze-kat...

Den won day, I smelt dis hooman in da cattery who had cum to luk at
my
cuzzinz, deze two liddle wite Persian boy-kittenz; an I liked hiz
smell. So
I'ze wented and red hiz aplikation, and wen I saw dat he had no kidz
or
udder kitteez, I wentid upstairz an' I groomed myownself, puttid on
a dab
of perfoom, and wented to inspekt further. While my dum kitten
cuzzinz were
ignorink him an playink wit dere toyz, I jumped in hiz lap, gaff him
a
hedbutt, and den he gaff me a few skritches. We started to play wif
eech
udder, and dat wuz it: it wuz luff attid furst site!

So he made arrangementz wit my meowmmie, and da nekst week, came to
take
me bak to hiz compartment - an' dat wuz a yeer ago las Sunday da
seffenteentf! An we'ff been companions effur since, an now I'ze
celebratin'
my first akwizition day!

Tonite, I puttid up a foto album uv my furst yeer, on my furry own
web
site, an' if'n any uv yourownselves wanna see da pikshurez, itz at
http://cats.electric-ink.com

To celebrate mine akwizition day, I'z haffing a liddle pawti fur all
uv my
furrendz frum dis noos groop, an yur awl infited! Itz at mineown
pied Ã*
terre in Mew Yawk City, which iz da Penthouse attid One Fiff Avenoo
in
Greenwich Filliage. Itz beink catered by Tabitha an' Amelia, who
will be
settink up da buffet wif all kindza fuds. An' mineown prifate bar is
well-stocked wif nip-wines an nip-shampayne nottid to mention all
uffer
kinds uv likorz an befferagez wif an' wifout nip! So puleeze join
myownself
for a pawti wif a view of Washington Skware Park an da Mew Yawk City
skyline!

Fangu all furry much fur beink my frendz; dis yeer I'ze mettid so
many
nice katz on dis noos groop!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/20/2004 8:28:07 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Egzpect me tu be dere, but juzt furr uh short tyme...
I hayte tu eet an run...glares at dum-meen-meowmee

Dyna, happy furr hur frend, an knowin heow it iz tu be retired.

"Mlle. Anaïs" wrote in message
...
Hihi Kitteez!

Today I'z celebratin da furst annifursery uv mine akwizition - a
furry
important day fur a kitty, becawz itz da day dat anykitty findz dere
onetroohome!

I'ze a Persian, an' was borned in a cattery, an' frum da time I wuz
a
liddle, liddle kitty, I wuz groomed to be a showkitty. Pretty soon
I'ze
became a Champion, and den was bewinked to Jack, a Grand Champion
Persian
fella. Buttid wen I'ze giffink birf, one uv my kittens wuz stuck
inside an'
it hurt a LOT, an' I hadz ta be rushed to a TED, at twee in da
mornink, an'
TED hadta do 'mergincy surjury on myownself! Den I gottid a bad
infektion,
an hadta stay in the TED hospital fur a longk, longk time, so I'ze
neffur
effen gottid to nurse my fife hansum boy-kittinz snif,snif, wipez
away a
liddle tear wif her paw. An affur dat, dey retired me from showz an
breedink, an I gottid ta be a howze-kat...

Den won day, I smelt dis hooman in da cattery who had cum to luk at
my
cuzzinz, deze two liddle wite Persian boy-kittenz; an I liked hiz
smell. So
I'ze wented and red hiz aplikation, and wen I saw dat he had no kidz
or
udder kitteez, I wentid upstairz an' I groomed myownself, puttid on
a dab
of perfoom, and wented to inspekt further. While my dum kitten
cuzzinz were
ignorink him an playink wit dere toyz, I jumped in hiz lap, gaff him
a
hedbutt, and den he gaff me a few skritches. We started to play wif
eech
udder, and dat wuz it: it wuz luff attid furst site!

So he made arrangementz wit my meowmmie, and da nekst week, came to
take
me bak to hiz compartment - an' dat wuz a yeer ago las Sunday da
seffenteentf! An we'ff been companions effur since, an now I'ze
celebratin'
my first akwizition day!

Tonite, I puttid up a foto album uv my furst yeer, on my furry own
web
site, an' if'n any uv yourownselves wanna see da pikshurez, itz at
http://cats.electric-ink.com

To celebrate mine akwizition day, I'z haffing a liddle pawti fur all
uv my
furrendz frum dis noos groop, an yur awl infited! Itz at mineown
pied Ã*
terre in Mew Yawk City, which iz da Penthouse attid One Fiff Avenoo
in
Greenwich Filliage. Itz beink catered by Tabitha an' Amelia, who
will be
settink up da buffet wif all kindza fuds. An' mineown prifate bar is
well-stocked wif nip-wines an nip-shampayne nottid to mention all
uffer
kinds uv likorz an befferagez wif an' wifout nip! So puleeze join
myownself
for a pawti wif a view of Washington Skware Park an da Mew Yawk City
skyline!

Fangu all furry much fur beink my frendz; dis yeer I'ze mettid so
many
nice katz on dis noos groop!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/20/2004 8:28:07 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Fangu all furry much fur beink my frendz; dis yeer I'ze mettid so many
nice katz on dis noos groop!

Happy Akwizishun Day, Mlle Anais! Dat is indeed a furry important day. I
remember mine furry, furry well. As do all of mine sisfurs.

Bootiful Lilith wink-kitty, shall we?

Sammy Kitten

Fangu all furry much fur beink my frendz; dis yeer I'ze mettid so many
nice katz on dis noos groop!

Happy Akwizishun Day, Mlle Anais! Dat is indeed a furry important day. I
remember mine furry, furry well. As do all of mine sisfurs.

Bootiful Lilith wink-kitty, shall we?

Sammy Kitten

To celebrate mine akwizition day, I'z haffing a liddle pawti fur all uv my
furrendz frum dis noos groop, an yur awl infited! Itz at mineown pied Ã*
terre in Mew Yawk City, which iz da Penthouse attid One Fiff Avenoo in
Greenwich Filliage. Itz beink catered by Tabitha an' Amelia, who will be
settink up da buffet wif all kindza fuds. An' mineown prifate bar is
well-stocked wif nip-wines an nip-shampayne nottid to mention all uffer
kinds uv likorz an befferagez wif an' wifout nip! So puleeze join myownself
for a pawti wif a view of Washington Skware Park an da Mew Yawk City
skyline!

Fangu all furry much fur beink my frendz; dis yeer I'ze mettid so many
nice katz on dis noos groop!

Aren't the kitties in this group wonderful? I just don't know what I
would do without all these wonderful kitty friends.

Tabitha and Rebecca and I have all sorts of yummy goodies ready. Are you
ready for us to bring the goodies over?

Amelia

To celebrate mine akwizition day, I'z haffing a liddle pawti fur all uv my
furrendz frum dis noos groop, an yur awl infited! Itz at mineown pied Ã*
terre in Mew Yawk City, which iz da Penthouse attid One Fiff Avenoo in
Greenwich Filliage. Itz beink catered by Tabitha an' Amelia, who will be
settink up da buffet wif all kindza fuds. An' mineown prifate bar is
well-stocked wif nip-wines an nip-shampayne nottid to mention all uffer
kinds uv likorz an befferagez wif an' wifout nip! So puleeze join myownself
for a pawti wif a view of Washington Skware Park an da Mew Yawk City
skyline!

Fangu all furry much fur beink my frendz; dis yeer I'ze mettid so many
nice katz on dis noos groop!

Aren't the kitties in this group wonderful? I just don't know what I
would do without all these wonderful kitty friends.

Tabitha and Rebecca and I have all sorts of yummy goodies ready. Are you
ready for us to bring the goodies over?

Amelia

Tonite, I puttid up a foto album uv my furst yeer, on my furry own web
site, an' if'n any uv yourownselves wanna see da pikshurez, itz at
http://cats.electric-ink.com

Mlle Anais - you're a beautiful girlkitty! Us elegant long-haired
girlcats need to stick together. I wonder if there's a club for elegant
long-haired girlcats?

Cleopatra

Tonite, I puttid up a foto album uv my furst yeer, on my furry own web
site, an' if'n any uv yourownselves wanna see da pikshurez, itz at
http://cats.electric-ink.com

Mlle Anais - you're a beautiful girlkitty! Us elegant long-haired
girlcats need to stick together. I wonder if there's a club for elegant
long-haired girlcats?

Cleopatra

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 18:58:57 -0700, Amelia T Cat wrote:

Aren't the kitties in this group wonderful? I just don't know what I
would do without all these wonderful kitty friends.

Yes, dey all iz!

Tabitha and Rebecca and I have all sorts of yummy goodies ready. Are you
ready for us to bring the goodies over?

Fangu! Da twee uv you iz da best catererz dat a kitty cud want! Pleeze,
lettid da pawti begin!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
10/20/2004 11:36:43 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com