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the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall
Hi everykitty. I was really horrified to hear about the pet food
recall, especially since it was mostly cats who had died. When I heard about it, knew I had to do something about it. So I talked to Purrsident Clarence and he has approved my plan to work on new laws for the humans to follow when they make our food. I have a partial list of the new laws ready and I'd like your feedback on them. This part of the list is for pet food and animal feed manufacturers: 1. No products from China are to be used in pet food or animal feed. 2. No grains or products derived from grains are to be used in cat food. A lot of cats seem to be allergic to grains and hurk their food because of it. 3. All contaminated pet food is to be destroyed. 4. All food animals who have been given contaminated food are to be isolated from the rest of the herd and tattooed so that they won't be slaughtered for food for animals or humans. They will be allowed to live out their lives. This part of the list is for our humans: 1. The best food to feed a cat is a live mouse that we can hunt and capture. Unless we are living in a place where breeding mice isn't allowed, our humans should buy mice and start breeding them for us. 2. Our humans need to let us out so we can go hunting for mice, squirrels, chipmunks and other small animals. 3. The next best food that I really love is raw chicken. If our humans can't breed mice for us and can't or won't let us out to go hunting, they will need to find a source of chicken that's safe for us to eat raw. They can also do this with other small animals that they can buy for their own food. They should find a good recipe for raw food that has everything in it that we need to be healthy. 4. If our humans refuse to feed us raw food or if the cat doesn't like raw food, the humans should cook for us. They can make good food for us from all kinds of meat and they can find recipes for us. 5. If the humans can't cook for us or if the cats don't like food that the humans cook for us, they should buy high quality pet food, preferably a wet food that tastes good and doesn't have any of the ingredients that make cats sick. What do all of you kitties think of my new laws? Clarence said that if most kitties like them that he'll sign them into law. Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica |
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the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall
Doze ar gudgud roolz an lawz.
Az furr numbur twu.... 2. Our humans need to let us out so we can go hunting for mice, squirrels, chipmunks and other small animals. Purleeze enklood fisheez an burdeez an inzektz. -- Pitô.ônya ClowderCat wrote: Hi everykitty. I was really horrified to hear about the pet food recall, especially since it was mostly cats who had died. When I heard about it, knew I had to do something about it. So I talked to Purrsident Clarence and he has approved my plan to work on new laws for the humans to follow when they make our food. I have a partial list of the new laws ready and I'd like your feedback on them. This part of the list is for pet food and animal feed manufacturers: 1. No products from China are to be used in pet food or animal feed. 2. No grains or products derived from grains are to be used in cat food. A lot of cats seem to be allergic to grains and hurk their food because of it. 3. All contaminated pet food is to be destroyed. 4. All food animals who have been given contaminated food are to be isolated from the rest of the herd and tattooed so that they won't be slaughtered for food for animals or humans. They will be allowed to live out their lives. This part of the list is for our humans: 1. The best food to feed a cat is a live mouse that we can hunt and capture. Unless we are living in a place where breeding mice isn't allowed, our humans should buy mice and start breeding them for us. 2. Our humans need to let us out so we can go hunting for mice, squirrels, chipmunks and other small animals. 3. The next best food that I really love is raw chicken. If our humans can't breed mice for us and can't or won't let us out to go hunting, they will need to find a source of chicken that's safe for us to eat raw. They can also do this with other small animals that they can buy for their own food. They should find a good recipe for raw food that has everything in it that we need to be healthy. 4. If our humans refuse to feed us raw food or if the cat doesn't like raw food, the humans should cook for us. They can make good food for us from all kinds of meat and they can find recipes for us. 5. If the humans can't cook for us or if the cats don't like food that the humans cook for us, they should buy high quality pet food, preferably a wet food that tastes good and doesn't have any of the ingredients that make cats sick. What do all of you kitties think of my new laws? Clarence said that if most kitties like them that he'll sign them into law. Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica |
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the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall
What do all of you kitties think of my new laws? Clarence said that
if most kitties like them that he'll sign them into law. Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica All of the kitties in my house like those. Cleo |
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the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall
free eyes frum did house in favor of dese lawz.
Snowflake, Booker and Chappy ClowderCat wrote: Hi everykitty. I was really horrified to hear about the pet food recall, especially since it was mostly cats who had died. When I heard about it, knew I had to do something about it. So I talked to Purrsident Clarence and he has approved my plan to work on new laws for the humans to follow when they make our food. I have a partial list of the new laws ready and I'd like your feedback on them. This part of the list is for pet food and animal feed manufacturers: 1. No products from China are to be used in pet food or animal feed. 2. No grains or products derived from grains are to be used in cat food. A lot of cats seem to be allergic to grains and hurk their food because of it. 3. All contaminated pet food is to be destroyed. 4. All food animals who have been given contaminated food are to be isolated from the rest of the herd and tattooed so that they won't be slaughtered for food for animals or humans. They will be allowed to live out their lives. This part of the list is for our humans: 1. The best food to feed a cat is a live mouse that we can hunt and capture. Unless we are living in a place where breeding mice isn't allowed, our humans should buy mice and start breeding them for us. 2. Our humans need to let us out so we can go hunting for mice, squirrels, chipmunks and other small animals. 3. The next best food that I really love is raw chicken. If our humans can't breed mice for us and can't or won't let us out to go hunting, they will need to find a source of chicken that's safe for us to eat raw. They can also do this with other small animals that they can buy for their own food. They should find a good recipe for raw food that has everything in it that we need to be healthy. 4. If our humans refuse to feed us raw food or if the cat doesn't like raw food, the humans should cook for us. They can make good food for us from all kinds of meat and they can find recipes for us. 5. If the humans can't cook for us or if the cats don't like food that the humans cook for us, they should buy high quality pet food, preferably a wet food that tastes good and doesn't have any of the ingredients that make cats sick. What do all of you kitties think of my new laws? Clarence said that if most kitties like them that he'll sign them into law. Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica |
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the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall
"Me" wrote in message ... free eyes frum did house in favor of dese lawz. Snowflake, Booker and Chappy ClowderCat wrote: Hi everykitty. I was really horrified to hear about the pet food recall, especially since it was mostly cats who had died. When I heard about it, knew I had to do something about it. So I talked to Purrsident Clarence and he has approved my plan to work on new laws for the humans to follow when they make our food. I have a partial list of the new laws ready and I'd like your feedback on them. This part of the list is for pet food and animal feed manufacturers: 1. No products from China are to be used in pet food or animal feed. 2. No grains or products derived from grains are to be used in cat food. A lot of cats seem to be allergic to grains and hurk their food because of it. 3. All contaminated pet food is to be destroyed. 4. All food animals who have been given contaminated food are to be isolated from the rest of the herd and tattooed so that they won't be slaughtered for food for animals or humans. They will be allowed to live out their lives. This part of the list is for our humans: 1. The best food to feed a cat is a live mouse that we can hunt and capture. Unless we are living in a place where breeding mice isn't allowed, our humans should buy mice and start breeding them for us. 2. Our humans need to let us out so we can go hunting for mice, squirrels, chipmunks and other small animals. 3. The next best food that I really love is raw chicken. If our humans can't breed mice for us and can't or won't let us out to go hunting, they will need to find a source of chicken that's safe for us to eat raw. They can also do this with other small animals that they can buy for their own food. They should find a good recipe for raw food that has everything in it that we need to be healthy. 4. If our humans refuse to feed us raw food or if the cat doesn't like raw food, the humans should cook for us. They can make good food for us from all kinds of meat and they can find recipes for us. 5. If the humans can't cook for us or if the cats don't like food that the humans cook for us, they should buy high quality pet food, preferably a wet food that tastes good and doesn't have any of the ingredients that make cats sick. What do all of you kitties think of my new laws? Clarence said that if most kitties like them that he'll sign them into law. Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica |
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the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall
Pleeezzze don make us all have ta go in da out!! I knowz I dozent like da
out! Piglett remembers when she ran out las t summer and trying to hide under the bed. "Granby" wrote in message ... "Me" wrote in message ... free eyes frum did house in favor of dese lawz. Snowflake, Booker and Chappy ClowderCat wrote: Hi everykitty. I was really horrified to hear about the pet food recall, especially since it was mostly cats who had died. When I heard about it, knew I had to do something about it. So I talked to Purrsident Clarence and he has approved my plan to work on new laws for the humans to follow when they make our food. I have a partial list of the new laws ready and I'd like your feedback on them. This part of the list is for pet food and animal feed manufacturers: 1. No products from China are to be used in pet food or animal feed. 2. No grains or products derived from grains are to be used in cat food. A lot of cats seem to be allergic to grains and hurk their food because of it. 3. All contaminated pet food is to be destroyed. 4. All food animals who have been given contaminated food are to be isolated from the rest of the herd and tattooed so that they won't be slaughtered for food for animals or humans. They will be allowed to live out their lives. This part of the list is for our humans: 1. The best food to feed a cat is a live mouse that we can hunt and capture. Unless we are living in a place where breeding mice isn't allowed, our humans should buy mice and start breeding them for us. 2. Our humans need to let us out so we can go hunting for mice, squirrels, chipmunks and other small animals. 3. The next best food that I really love is raw chicken. If our humans can't breed mice for us and can't or won't let us out to go hunting, they will need to find a source of chicken that's safe for us to eat raw. They can also do this with other small animals that they can buy for their own food. They should find a good recipe for raw food that has everything in it that we need to be healthy. 4. If our humans refuse to feed us raw food or if the cat doesn't like raw food, the humans should cook for us. They can make good food for us from all kinds of meat and they can find recipes for us. 5. If the humans can't cook for us or if the cats don't like food that the humans cook for us, they should buy high quality pet food, preferably a wet food that tastes good and doesn't have any of the ingredients that make cats sick. What do all of you kitties think of my new laws? Clarence said that if most kitties like them that he'll sign them into law. Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica |
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On Wed, 02 May 2007 15:20:31 -0500, Granby wrote:
Pleeezzze don make us all have ta go in da out!! I knowz I dozent like da out! Piglett remembers when she ran out las t summer and trying to hide under the bed. There shouldn't be a need to go in the Out. The hoomins would be required to bring the meowsies and buggies inside to us, if I read the proposal correctly. Cleo |
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the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall
On May 2, 2:36 am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote: Doze ar gudgud roolz an lawz. Az furr numbur twu.... 2. Our humans need to let us out so we can go hunting for mice, squirrels, chipmunks and other small animals. Purleeze enklood fisheez an burdeez an inzektz. -- Pitô.ônya Of course. Anything you want to hunt and eat is acceptable! And if you want to go out to hunt, you should be allowed to. Chester |
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the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall
On May 2, 9:11 am, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat
wrote: What do all of you kitties think of my new laws? Clarence said that if most kitties like them that he'll sign them into law. Chester, Chief Justicat of Catmerica All of the kitties in my house like those. Cleo Thanks. All of us like them too. Nathan doesn't like raw food but I do and so does Clarence. Chester |
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the chief justicat's response to the pet food recall
On May 2, 9:26 am, Me wrote:
free eyes frum did house in favor of dese lawz. Snowflake, Booker and Chappy Thanks. The more kitties who like this the better. Chester |
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