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sumkatz agen!
Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez |
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sumkatz agen!
On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat
wrote: *Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez I wil hewp yoo. I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees. Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre. Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door. Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me. Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez. MeOwy |
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sumkatz agen!
diz iz unaceptable... sorta like sumcats sneakz into owrz penthowzes anna
eatsa fancee feetz den soft aktz like me anna storrmmee eatz it so we nefur getz anee, chester, the starfin ingester "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez |
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sumkatz agen!
On Jan 18, 11:10*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On Jan 18, 5:21*pm, rafflescat wrote: *Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - *deys gettin a dayz starvin - *n disgustin fingz wike dat. |
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sumkatz agen!
On Jan 19, 2:46*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
diz iz unaceptable... sorta like sumcats sneakz into owrz penthowzes anna eatsa fancee feetz den soft aktz like me anna storrmmee eatz it so we nefur getz anee, chester, the starfin ingester"rafflescat" wrote in message Yus! dats egzaktlee it! Wees starfin tu. Dem sumkatz needs a biff-biff-biff! We needs tu organize a Sumkatz hunt in effury kitchie! Gordon Kittiez |
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sumkatz agen!
itz wunnerful akordinta chester anna storrmmee, i mineslf onleetsa
kibbles...Trudi wif mh and barbi noddin... I liksa fancee feetz butted ifin i eatsa beef i getsa hurke it up agin... butta chikum iz wunnerful, OEJ "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Jan 18, 11:10 pm, MeOwy wrote: On Jan 18, 5:21 pm, rafflescat wrote: Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez I wil hewp yoo. I awways leev wotz ob fud in da dish fur enny uffur kittees. Sew far dey hab gnot showed up to eet dere shayre. Meowmie tayks it tew da d*g neks door. Uffurwyze da pawpaw wil gnot by da fansee feest fur me. Yoo may eet mine weftofurs, Gordon Kittiez. MeOwy Awh fangu MeOwy. Dis is wen yu findz owt who yure furrendz awr. evil stare atta Meomie Wats Fancy Feest? Gordon Kittiez (who onny gets boring YewKay fud n arr fed up wiff it) |
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sumkatz agen!
i sure whuld likta figure owt how dey hidez in diz itti bitti kumpurtimint,
der iz hardlee aneewhere to hide and ursefl wuld think da hoominz wuld find dem when dey iz lukin fur uses, chester "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Jan 19, 2:46 am, "Storrmmee" wrote: diz iz unaceptable... sorta like sumcats sneakz into owrz penthowzes anna eatsa fancee feetz den soft aktz like me anna storrmmee eatz it so we nefur getz anee, chester, the starfin ingester"rafflescat" wrote in message Yus! dats egzaktlee it! Wees starfin tu. Dem sumkatz needs a biff-biff-biff! We needs tu organize a Sumkatz hunt in effury kitchie! Gordon Kittiez |
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sumkatz agen!
On 2011-01-18 5:51 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See?Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez Da sumkats iz a konstant purroblum. Hoomins iz alla tyme blamin innosent kats fur wat thu sumkats duz. Lyke hurkin onna karpit or kinda nokkin ovur thu salad (meomie kalls it flowrz) wile nibblin onnit. Az fur starvin kats, I blamez TEDs tu. Theyz alla tyme sayin katz is fat wen they iz jus fluffy or that they needz tu eet less wen they haz a normul helfy appitite. That sorta fing gives hoomins bad idees. -- Sam |
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sumkatz agen!
sumtimez i think da sumcatz wurkz fur da TEDZ, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message ... On 2011-01-18 5:51 PM, rafflescat wrote: Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See?Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez Da sumkats iz a konstant purroblum. Hoomins iz alla tyme blamin innosent kats fur wat thu sumkats duz. Lyke hurkin onna karpit or kinda nokkin ovur thu salad (meomie kalls it flowrz) wile nibblin onnit. Az fur starvin kats, I blamez TEDs tu. Theyz alla tyme sayin katz is fat wen they iz jus fluffy or that they needz tu eet less wen they haz a normul helfy appitite. That sorta fing gives hoomins bad idees. -- Sam |
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sumkatz agen!
On 2011-01-19 9:02 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
sumtimez i think da sumcatz wurkz fur da TEDZ, OEJ wrote in message ... On 2011-01-18 5:51 PM, rafflescat wrote: Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes! N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat. Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney cos dares no fud. See?Poses in front of pooter Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp! Gordon Kittiez Da sumkats iz a konstant purroblum. Hoomins iz alla tyme blamin innosent kats fur wat thu sumkats duz. Lyke hurkin onna karpit or kinda nokkin ovur thu salad (meomie kalls it flowrz) wile nibblin onnit. Az fur starvin kats, I blamez TEDs tu. Theyz alla tyme sayin katz is fat wen they iz jus fluffy or that they needz tu eet less wen they haz a normul helfy appitite. That sorta fing gives hoomins bad idees. -- Sam Thiz is furry lykely. It iz a konspirassy betwene thu sumkats anna TED tu make lifr hard fur reel kats!! -- Sam |
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