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Old April 26th 09, 03:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
tanadashoes
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We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has been lazy and
ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff and type for me. They
need to make puters with larger keys. Especially lap tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail on May 1
this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder, adventure, and tuna.
If you want to join the crew, please let us know and tell us what posts you
are qualified for. Hermione will be joining us this year as a marine
trainee cabin kit and Tanada wishes to announce that this will be her last
year in charge of the care and discipline of the bitty cabin. We are
looking for a cat, or cats, willing to intern under her with interest in
taking over the bitty cabin next year. We also need more medical personnel
and additions to the diplomatic corps.

As you may recall, we left The Mouser last October with unexplained events
marring the harmony both above and below decks. It turned out that the
Ghost Growler had gone invisible and tried to take over the ship. The Ghost
Mouser came to our rescue and attacked the G. Growler, freeing us to
continue on our voyage. They have indicated that they are hunting for
chroniclers for their adventures. If any of you have your owners channeling
you and wish to tell us about it, we are always happy to share the band
width.

Yours in Fishes,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq


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Old April 26th 09, 10:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Apr 26, 3:20*am, "tanadashoes" wrote:
We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has been lazy and
ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff and type for me. *They
need to make puters with larger keys. *Especially lap tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail on May 1
this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder, adventure, and tuna..
If you want to join the crew, *please let us know and tell us what posts you
are qualified for. *Hermione will be joining us this year as a marine
trainee cabin kit and Tanada wishes to announce that this will be her last
year in charge of the care and discipline of the bitty cabin. *We are
looking for a cat, or cats, willing to intern under her with interest in
taking over the bitty cabin next year. *We also need more medical personnel
and additions to the diplomatic corps.


His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger Tiberius Maximus will take his usual
role as chief Diplocat and Head of the Furreign Affairs. Sgt Major
Miss Lily Whiskers will join Sgt Huey as British Armed Forces
Represntative for the Defence Corps. The Lady Pandora would like
Tanada to know that she's happy to take over kitty discipline but only
if she has help, because she'll concentrate on the nervous, feral
bitties.

Riley and Tara will join the hoolikitty class of 2008-2009. Riley
feels that he has the hoolikitten credentials after his pet chicken
killing incident and the fact that he then also dug the dead chicken
up, and Tara would like to start training with the medical corps as
she's a nurse cat in training. Robbie the Ginger Ninja is happy to
take on kitten defence training part time, but he also needs a lot of
sleep.

Helen M

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Old April 26th 09, 01:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
jmcquown[_2_]
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"tanadashoes" wrote in message
m...
We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has been lazy and
ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff and type for me. They
need to make puters with larger keys. Especially lap tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail on May 1
this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder, adventure, and tuna.
If you want to join the crew, please let us know and tell us what posts
you are qualified for. Hermione will be joining us this year as a marine
trainee cabin kit and Tanada wishes to announce that this will be her last
year in charge of the care and discipline of the bitty cabin. We are
looking for a cat, or cats, willing to intern under her with interest in
taking over the bitty cabin next year. We also need more medical
personnel and additions to the diplomatic corps.

As you may recall, we left The Mouser last October with unexplained events
marring the harmony both above and below decks. It turned out that the
Ghost Growler had gone invisible and tried to take over the ship. The
Ghost Mouser came to our rescue and attacked the G. Growler, freeing us to
continue on our voyage. They have indicated that they are hunting for
chroniclers for their adventures. If any of you have your owners
channeling you and wish to tell us about it, we are always happy to share
the band width.

Yours in Fishes,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq


Persia wants to sign up again as ship's cook! She's promising some
adventurous meals! But she does suggest laying in a lot of kibble just in
case... and I think she'd like us to also lay in a ham. Seems a lot of the
kits love ham. Or maybe Spam

Jill

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Old April 26th 09, 03:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kreisleriana[_2_]
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"tanadashoes" wrote in message
m...
We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has been lazy and
ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff and type for me. They
need to make puters with larger keys. Especially lap tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail on May 1
this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder, adventure, and tuna.
If you want to join the crew, please let us know and tell us what posts
you are qualified for. Hermione will be joining us this year as a marine
trainee cabin kit and Tanada wishes to announce that this will be her last
year in charge of the care and discipline of the bitty cabin. We are
looking for a cat, or cats, willing to intern under her with interest in
taking over the bitty cabin next year. We also need more medical
personnel and additions to the diplomatic corps.

As you may recall, we left The Mouser last October with unexplained events
marring the harmony both above and below decks. It turned out that the
Ghost Growler had gone invisible and tried to take over the ship. The
Ghost Mouser came to our rescue and attacked the G. Growler, freeing us to
continue on our voyage. They have indicated that they are hunting for
chroniclers for their adventures. If any of you have your owners
channeling you and wish to tell us about it, we are always happy to share
the band width.

Yours in Fishes,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq





Dante reporting for duty!


--
Theresa and Dante

Stinky Forever: http://pets.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

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Old April 26th 09, 04:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Granby
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Default Call to the annual Pirate Cat adventure of 2009

O T mahoney here. I can do anything on the deck but too fat, I mean fluffy
to work in the sails.
"Kreisleriana" drtATearthlink.net wrote in message
m...

"tanadashoes" wrote in message
m...
We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has been lazy
and ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff and type for me.
They need to make puters with larger keys. Especially lap tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail on May 1
this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder, adventure, and
tuna. If you want to join the crew, please let us know and tell us what
posts you are qualified for. Hermione will be joining us this year as a
marine trainee cabin kit and Tanada wishes to announce that this will be
her last year in charge of the care and discipline of the bitty cabin.
We are looking for a cat, or cats, willing to intern under her with
interest in taking over the bitty cabin next year. We also need more
medical personnel and additions to the diplomatic corps.

As you may recall, we left The Mouser last October with unexplained
events marring the harmony both above and below decks. It turned out
that the Ghost Growler had gone invisible and tried to take over the
ship. The Ghost Mouser came to our rescue and attacked the G. Growler,
freeing us to continue on our voyage. They have indicated that they are
hunting for chroniclers for their adventures. If any of you have your
owners channeling you and wish to tell us about it, we are always happy
to share the band width.

Yours in Fishes,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq





Dante reporting for duty!


--
Theresa and Dante

Stinky Forever: http://pets.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh



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Old April 26th 09, 05:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
MLB
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Default Call to the annual Pirate Cat adventure of 2009

Granby wrote:
O T mahoney here. I can do anything on the deck but too fat, I mean fluffy
to work in the sails.
"Kreisleriana" drtATearthlink.net wrote in message
m...
"tanadashoes" wrote in message
m...
We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has been lazy
and ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff and type for me.
They need to make puters with larger keys. Especially lap tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail on May 1
this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder, adventure, and
tuna. If you want to join the crew, please let us know and tell us what
posts you are qualified for. Hermione will be joining us this year as a
marine trainee cabin kit and Tanada wishes to announce that this will be
her last year in charge of the care and discipline of the bitty cabin.
We are looking for a cat, or cats, willing to intern under her with
interest in taking over the bitty cabin next year. We also need more
medical personnel and additions to the diplomatic corps.

As you may recall, we left The Mouser last October with unexplained
events marring the harmony both above and below decks. It turned out
that the Ghost Growler had gone invisible and tried to take over the
ship. The Ghost Mouser came to our rescue and attacked the G. Growler,
freeing us to continue on our voyage. They have indicated that they are
hunting for chroniclers for their adventures. If any of you have your
owners channeling you and wish to tell us about it, we are always happy
to share the band width.

Yours in Fishes,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq




Dante reporting for duty!


--
Theresa and Dante

Stinky Forever: http://pets.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh


???

Scoose me fur asking, but shudn't this be in rpcc an not andotes?) TuTu
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Old April 26th 09, 06:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
ChildFree23[_2_]
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Bottom-posting ...

We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has
been lazy and ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff
and type for me. They need to make puters with larger keys.
Especially lap tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail
on May 1 this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder,
adventure, and tuna. If you want to join the crew, please let
us know and tell us what posts you are qualified for. Hermione
will be joining us this year as a marine trainee cabin kit and
Tanada wishes to announce that this will be her last year in
charge of the care and discipline of the bitty cabin. We are
looking for a cat, or cats, willing to intern under her with
interest in taking over the bitty cabin next year. We also
need more medical personnel and additions to the diplomatic
corps.

As you may recall, we left The Mouser last October with
unexplained events marring the harmony both above and below
decks. It turned out that the Ghost Growler had gone invisible
and tried to take over the ship. The Ghost Mouser came to our
rescue and attacked the G. Growler, freeing us to continue on
our voyage. They have indicated that they are hunting for
chroniclers for their adventures. If any of you have your
owners channeling you and wish to tell us about it, we are
always happy to share the band width.

Yours in Fishes,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq


Nurse Lilith Kitten Gordon-Mahoney reporting for duty. I took
over for Kitty Schottland shortly before she went to the Bridge.

Lilith

Us too!

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane & Miss Tina Marie of the Maine Coon
Patrol

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Old April 26th 09, 07:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
jmcquown[_2_]
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"MLB" wrote in message
...
Granby wrote:
O T mahoney here. I can do anything on the deck but too fat, I mean
fluffy to work in the sails.
"Kreisleriana" drtATearthlink.net wrote in message
m...
"tanadashoes" wrote in message
m...
We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has been lazy
and ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff and type for me.
They need to make puters with larger keys. Especially lap tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail on May
1 this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder, adventure, and
tuna. If you want to join the crew, please let us know and tell us
what posts you are qualified for. Hermione will be joining us this
year as a marine trainee cabin kit and Tanada wishes to announce that
this will be her last year in charge of the care and discipline of the
bitty cabin. We are looking for a cat, or cats, willing to intern under
her with interest in taking over the bitty cabin next year. We also
need more medical personnel and additions to the diplomatic corps.

As you may recall, we left The Mouser last October with unexplained
events marring the harmony both above and below decks. It turned out
that the Ghost Growler had gone invisible and tried to take over the
ship. The Ghost Mouser came to our rescue and attacked the G. Growler,
freeing us to continue on our voyage. They have indicated that they
are hunting for chroniclers for their adventures. If any of you have
your owners channeling you and wish to tell us about it, we are always
happy to share the band width.

Yours in Fishes,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq



Dante reporting for duty!


--
Theresa and Dante

Stinky Forever: http://pets.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

???

Scoose me fur asking, but shudn't this be in rpcc an not andotes?) TuTu




No! The Mouser always sets sail from rpca

Jill

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Old April 26th 09, 08:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Jofirey
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"tanadashoes" wrote in message
m...
We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has been
lazy and ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff and type
for me. They need to make puters with larger keys. Especially lap
tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail on
May 1 this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder,
adventure, and tuna. If you want to join the crew, please let us
know and tell us what posts you are qualified for. Hermione will be
joining us this year as a marine trainee cabin kit and Tanada wishes
to announce that this will be her last year in charge of the care
and discipline of the bitty cabin. We are looking for a cat, or
cats, willing to intern under her with interest in taking over the
bitty cabin next year. We also need more medical personnel and
additions to the diplomatic corps.

As you may recall, we left The Mouser last October with unexplained
events marring the harmony both above and below decks. It turned
out that the Ghost Growler had gone invisible and tried to take over
the ship. The Ghost Mouser came to our rescue and attacked the G.
Growler, freeing us to continue on our voyage. They have indicated
that they are hunting for chroniclers for their adventures. If any
of you have your owners channeling you and wish to tell us about it,
we are always happy to share the band width.

Molly here would like to sign on for duty this year. Getting boring
at home. Perhaps for lookout duty in the crows nest? I've been
practicing on the roof at home.

Molly


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Old April 26th 09, 11:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Apr 25, 7:20*pm, "tanadashoes" wrote:
We're running late on this, mainly because the fat wench has been lazy and
ignoring my requests that she get on her fat duff and type for me. *They
need to make puters with larger keys. *Especially lap tops.

Yes, we're running late this year, but The Mouser will set sail on May 1
this year on its annual voyage of discovery, plunder, adventure, and tuna..
If you want to join the crew, *please let us know and tell us what posts you
are qualified for. *Hermione will be joining us this year as a marine
trainee cabin kit and Tanada wishes to announce that this will be her last
year in charge of the care and discipline of the bitty cabin. *We are
looking for a cat, or cats, willing to intern under her with interest in
taking over the bitty cabin next year. *We also need more medical personnel
and additions to the diplomatic corps.

As you may recall, we left The Mouser last October with unexplained events
marring the harmony both above and below decks. *It turned out that the
Ghost Growler had gone invisible and tried to take over the ship. *The Ghost
Mouser came to our rescue and attacked the G. Growler, freeing us to
continue on our voyage. *They have indicated that they are hunting for
chroniclers for their adventures. *If any of you have your owners channeling
you and wish to tell us about it, we are always happy to share the band
width.

Yours in Fishes,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq


The Three Troublemakers, Imp, Mischief and Mayhem reporting for duty!!

'Actually I'm not a trouble....OW'

'Shaddup Imp, or we'll hang ya from the yardarm!'
 




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