Iowna's Birthday!

On 7/1/2015 12:18 PM, Mosey=^..^= wrote:


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Mosey=^..*= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:




Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer
banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur
doggie!

Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna
specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest
carpets.

Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of
cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat
dere.

Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are
pets. We kin watch dem though!

Wana join us?

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Hi Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent,

Ooooo, this saowndz like a fun tyme tu selerbayt da respectable
Iowna's 14'th birthday.yeUP Fangu fur inviting usses ..smiles
Ai m 13 yeerz old sayz MoseyCat

Wat wood Iowna wike fur hur Birfday?
Innyfing speshul?

Lufs,
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps.

wer et iz 85 degreez at 4 pee em neer Seattyl

Ohh Mosey, She'd likes to hav help digging a small sized doggie sand
bed soz she kin lay inna da warm sand! Her paws got dat atheritis
monster ina all but one soz she has to stand onna the ouchy ones to
dig. Cash anna me gonna help. You help a bit too?

Sure, PookyKat n I wood luv to help dig Iowna doggie bed in da sand. We r
bof gud diggerz. yeUP

Meowmie just scored some fresh gud tuna anna shrimpies.

Ooooo, nommy, smiles n drools

I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber thingie that
floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether line so
iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound.

Ai fink ai kan git une uf doze, yeUP sez Mosey

Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants to try
dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let the water sway
you to snoozing.

Mosey wikes da idear uf a canoe.
Mayhaps Amelia wyl go fur uh ride wif meh?

Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer!
NOMMY
Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!

Lufz awl uraown

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps

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Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex arrive at Iowna's birthday party
They each brought assorted flavors of Greenies for the cats as dental
treats, and Greenies shaped like toothbrushes for the
doggies. We hope you all like our special treats,yeUP smiles all around.
Mosey and PookyKat, start digging in the sand so Iowna can rest her sore
paws.
Mosey also brought the sort of rubber thingie that floats so she kin go
swimming but be held nose up ana tether line so iffin Iowna get tired,
we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound.


Samwise & Lucy Lu help dig in the sand." Iowna we have a sun/wind shade
for you. It can be set up over a bed or places on the sand. If it gets
to windy or you get to hot in the sun it will block it from you."

Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer
banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur
doggie!

Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna
specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest
carpets.

Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of
cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat
dere.

Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are
pets. We kin watch dem though!

Wana join us?

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

We are here, and habing lotza fuhn. yeUP

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps (hoo hopez Ranger will beh here tew)

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Mosey=^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:



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Mosey=^..*= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:




Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer
banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur
doggie!

Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna
specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest
carpets.

Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of
cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat
dere.

Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey
are pets. We kin watch dem though!

Wana join us?

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Hi Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent,

Ooooo, this saowndz like a fun tyme tu selerbayt da respectable
Iowna's 14'th birthday.yeUP Fangu fur inviting usses ..smiles
Ai m 13 yeerz old sayz MoseyCat

Wat wood Iowna wike fur hur Birfday?
Innyfing speshul?

Lufs,
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps.

wer et iz 85 degreez at 4 pee em neer Seattyl

Ohh Mosey, She'd likes to hav help digging a small sized doggie sand
bed soz she kin lay inna da warm sand! Her paws got dat atheritis
monster ina all but one soz she has to stand onna the ouchy ones to
dig. Cash anna me gonna help. You help a bit too?

Sure, PookyKat n I wood luv to help dig Iowna doggie bed in da sand.
We r bof gud diggerz. yeUP

Meowmie just scored some fresh gud tuna anna shrimpies.

Ooooo, nommy, smiles n drools

I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber thingie
that floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether
line so iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound.

Ai fink ai kan git une uf doze, yeUP sez Mosey

Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants to
try dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let the
water sway you to snoozing.

Mosey wikes da idear uf a canoe.
Mayhaps Amelia wyl go fur uh ride wif meh?

Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer!
NOMMY
Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!

Lufz awl uraown

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps

Iowna wakes to a glorious sunny day. It's her birfday! Trotting over,
she licks Daisy-chan awake then finds Cash and does the same.

Happy little barkies wake the rest of her pack and they head off to the
outer banks for the cabin.

Arriving dey find friends already dere! Iowna sniffs all of her
friends then yawns. It's time fur her morning nap. She trotts down
the ramp and gets guided to a shady spot with a perfect sized sand hole
just fur her!

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On 7/2/2015 11:01 AM, cshenk wrote:
Mosey=^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:



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Mosey=^..*= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:




Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer
banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur
doggie!

Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna
specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest
carpets.

Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of
cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat
dere.

Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey
are pets. We kin watch dem though!

Wana join us?

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Hi Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent,

Ooooo, this saowndz like a fun tyme tu selerbayt da respectable
Iowna's 14'th birthday.yeUP Fangu fur inviting usses ..smiles
Ai m 13 yeerz old sayz MoseyCat

Wat wood Iowna wike fur hur Birfday?
Innyfing speshul?

Lufs,
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps.

wer et iz 85 degreez at 4 pee em neer Seattyl

Ohh Mosey, She'd likes to hav help digging a small sized doggie sand
bed soz she kin lay inna da warm sand! Her paws got dat atheritis
monster ina all but one soz she has to stand onna the ouchy ones to
dig. Cash anna me gonna help. You help a bit too?

Sure, PookyKat n I wood luv to help dig Iowna doggie bed in da sand.
We r bof gud diggerz. yeUP

Meowmie just scored some fresh gud tuna anna shrimpies.

Ooooo, nommy, smiles n drools

I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber thingie
that floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether
line so iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound.

Ai fink ai kan git une uf doze, yeUP sez Mosey

Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants to
try dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let the
water sway you to snoozing.

Mosey wikes da idear uf a canoe.
Mayhaps Amelia wyl go fur uh ride wif meh?

Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer!
NOMMY
Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!

Lufz awl uraown

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps

Iowna wakes to a glorious sunny day. It's her birfday! Trotting over,
she licks Daisy-chan awake then finds Cash and does the same.

Happy little barkies wake the rest of her pack and they head off to the
outer banks for the cabin.

Arriving dey find friends already dere! Iowna sniffs all of her
friends then yawns. It's time fur her morning nap. She trotts down
the ramp and gets guided to a shady spot with a perfect sized sand hole
just fur her!

Pitoonya lays a BIB bone with a bigh pink bow onnit in front of Iona's
nose,
and tippy toes away to watch the fish pets in da bowl.

Hmmmm I wonder if I can ...just...pet...the...pets???!

Pit2nya

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On 7/2/2015 11:01 AM, cshenk wrote:
Mosey=^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:



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Mosey=^..*= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:




Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the
outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very
respectable fur doggie!

Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps
anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna
da softest carpets.

Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of
cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can
loaf-cat dere.

Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause
dey are pets. We kin watch dem though!

Wana join us?

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Hi Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent,

Ooooo, this saowndz like a fun tyme tu selerbayt da respectable
Iowna's 14'th birthday.yeUP Fangu fur inviting usses ..smiles
Ai m 13 yeerz old sayz MoseyCat

Wat wood Iowna wike fur hur Birfday?
Innyfing speshul?

Lufs,
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps.

wer et iz 85 degreez at 4 pee em neer Seattyl

Ohh Mosey, She'd likes to hav help digging a small sized doggie
sand
bed soz she kin lay inna da warm sand! Her paws got dat atheritis
monster ina all but one soz she has to stand onna the ouchy ones
to
dig. Cash anna me gonna help. You help a bit too?

Sure, PookyKat n I wood luv to help dig Iowna doggie bed in da
sand. We r bof gud diggerz. yeUP

Meowmie just scored some fresh gud tuna anna shrimpies.

Ooooo, nommy, smiles n drools

I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber
thingie that floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up
ana tether line so iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back
in safe-n-sound.

Ai fink ai kan git une uf doze, yeUP sez Mosey

Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants
to try dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let
the water sway you to snoozing.

Mosey wikes da idear uf a canoe.
Mayhaps Amelia wyl go fur uh ride wif meh?

Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer!
NOMMY
Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!

Lufz awl uraown

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps

Iowna wakes to a glorious sunny day. It's her birfday! Trotting
over, she licks Daisy-chan awake then finds Cash and does the same.

Happy little barkies wake the rest of her pack and they head off to
the outer banks for the cabin.

Arriving dey find friends already dere! Iowna sniffs all of her
friends then yawns. It's time fur her morning nap. She trotts down
the ramp and gets guided to a shady spot with a perfect sized sand
hole just fur her!

Pitoonya lays a BIB bone with a bigh pink bow onnit in front of
Iona's nose, and tippy toes away to watch the fish pets in da bowl.

Hmmmm I wonder if I can ...just...pet...the...pets???!

Pit2nya

Iowna's nose starts twitching .... She sniffs a bone! A HUGE grin
starts slowly, just like a sunrise, it takes it's time to open over the
horizon. A tail starts wagging then she makes stretchies. Finally, an
eye opens as she snaggs a bone. She sniffs it and thanks Pit2nya!

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On 6/27/2015 6:26 PM, cshenk wrote:
Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer
banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur
doggie!

Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna
specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest
carpets.

Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of
cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat
dere.

Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are
pets. We kin watch dem though!

Wana join us?

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!


Samwise goes from group to group announcing the fire works will start
soon. "Anyone who would like to watch find a spot on the beach."

After everyone is ready Samwise stands in front of them." Most important
we are here to celebrate our friend Iowna's birthday. It is also the 4th
of July and I always do fireworks. I'm doing them a
little different this year. First the dog and cat shaped ones and then
the ones that look like flowers and stars. Just to remind you they do
not make noise.

ann791 wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On 6/27/2015 6:26 PM, cshenk wrote:
Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer
banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur
doggie!

Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna
specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest
carpets.

Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of
cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat
dere.

Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey
are pets. We kin watch dem though!

Wana join us?

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!


Samwise goes from group to group announcing the fire works will start
soon. "Anyone who would like to watch find a spot on the beach."

After everyone is ready Samwise stands in front of them." Most
important we are here to celebrate our friend Iowna's birthday. It is
also the 4th of July and I always do fireworks. I'm doing them a
little different this year. First the dog and cat shaped ones and
then the ones that look like flowers and stars. Just to remind you
they do not make noise.

Iowna, Cash, Mosy, Pit2nya and Daisy-chan snag some munchies off the
table and perch on a sand dune with the others to enjoy Samwise's
exibit!

One goes up and it looks like a cataport pod! Out steps a kittah who
grins at them then disappears into stars. Next, a nose pokes out of
the porter and sniffs, then is followed by what looks like a little
wolf puppy! Gleefully he jumps out and seems to land right on the
strip of stars making the milky way. He sniffs along then jumps after
the kittah with a wagging tail.

As the lights of the cataporter slowly fade, the ones on the beach
watching are clapping, meowing, yipping and generally having a great
time waiting for Samwise's next epic!



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Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer
banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur
doggie!

Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna
specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest
carpets.

Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of
cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat
dere.

Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey
are pets. We kin watch dem though!

Wana join us?

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!


Samwise goes from group to group announcing the fire works will start
soon. "Anyone who would like to watch find a spot on the beach."

After everyone is ready Samwise stands in front of them." Most
important we are here to celebrate our friend Iowna's birthday. It is
also the 4th of July and I always do fireworks. I'm doing them a
little different this year. First the dog and cat shaped ones and
then the ones that look like flowers and stars. Just to remind you
they do not make noise.

Iowna, Cash, Mosy, Pit2nya and Daisy-chan snag some munchies off the
table and perch on a sand dune with the others to enjoy Samwise's
exibit!

One goes up and it looks like a cataport pod! Out steps a kittah who
grins at them then disappears into stars. Next, a nose pokes out of
the porter and sniffs, then is followed by what looks like a little
wolf puppy! Gleefully he jumps out and seems to land right on the
strip of stars making the milky way. He sniffs along then jumps after
the kittah with a wagging tail.

As the lights of the cataporter slowly fade, the ones on the beach
watching are clapping, meowing, yipping and generally having a great
time waiting for Samwise's next epic!

Wow Samwise your fireworks display was awesome, yeUP,

Luffs n noseboops from Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex and Pipps

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Mosey=^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:







Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the
outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very
respectable fur doggie!
Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps
anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da
softest carpets.
Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of
cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat
dere.
Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause
dey are pets. We kin watch dem though!
Wana join us?
Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Samwise goes from group to group announcing the fire works will
start
soon. "Anyone who would like to watch find a spot on the beach."

After everyone is ready Samwise stands in front of them." Most
important we are here to celebrate our friend Iowna's birthday. It
is also the 4th of July and I always do fireworks. I'm doing them a
little different this year. First the dog and cat shaped ones and
then the ones that look like flowers and stars. Just to remind you
they do not make noise.

Iowna, Cash, Mosy, Pit2nya and Daisy-chan snag some munchies off the
table and perch on a sand dune with the others to enjoy Samwise's
exibit!

One goes up and it looks like a cataport pod! Out steps a kittah who
grins at them then disappears into stars. Next, a nose pokes out of
the porter and sniffs, then is followed by what looks like a little
wolf puppy! Gleefully he jumps out and seems to land right on the
strip of stars making the milky way. He sniffs along then jumps after
the kittah with a wagging tail.

As the lights of the cataporter slowly fade, the ones on the beach
watching are clapping, meowing, yipping and generally having a great
time waiting for Samwise's next epic!

Wow Samwise your fireworks display was awesome, yeUP,

Luffs n noseboops from Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex and Pipps

Iowna cheers with the best as she hears all about it!

Slowly, after the sun and fireworks has faded, a little evening cookout
with lots of blue crabs in pots develops.

Iowna laughs as her claws are too thick to open a blue crab. Mosey
comes over as she holds a small one down with her paws and rips it open
for her. Cash over on a soft bank of sand is being helped by Pit2nya.

Samwise comes down having done all the fireworks and deftly grabs a few
blue crabs and munchies out next to Daisy-chan. Together they get them
open and enjoy.

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Mosey wikes da idear uf a canoe.
Mayhaps Amelia wyl go fur uh ride wif meh?

I'm sorry Mosey, my bad bad secretary missed this message and didnt'
tell me about it. I'd love to go canoeing with you.

Amelia