COUP! (I take ofur)

On Jul 22, 3:06*pm, Cory wrote:
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Adam wrote:
We voated fur a sheriff who would keep our HOOMINS in line. Not a
leeder who wood try to make roolz fur cats! Dat is jus rong!

Lucy

I keep hoomins in line too. I beet dem up when needed!

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

I will joyn Anais' guerrilla moovment!!

Lucy

Yu gunna moof in wif gorillaz???!

Did yoo neffur see da Gorilla Koko. Her had a kitty nam "all ball" hoo
took car ub her. Wen da kitty wen too da Bridj pour Koko wuz sew sad.
She cryd wike a baby hoomin. It wuz sew sweet an sad.

--
Maggy May




Um, WY???!!

--- Onyx, catfoozed...

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"Life without liberty is like a body without spirit." --- Kahlil Gibran- Hide quoted text -

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On Jul 22, 12:28*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:31:09 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:



Maggy May: Der iz no gneed four violins.

* * * * Dis is sertenly troo!

Mme. Anais is da epitome ub
reesenublness, az wel az gud tast an elegunce. I fink wee shud hold a
meeeting an wurk out r differunces so dat no wun will be hurted. I
haff taken da libertee, an Uncl Billz credit card, an rented us a
sweet wiff a bigbig confurence rum in da Mew York Hiltun. Wee can haff
a gnice meeting an afterwords relax wiff treets. I will hold ontoo dis
credit card in case we gneed anyfing els. My assistant, WooToo iz
effun gnow setting up da rum wile r ruff an redy fren Wascal taks car
ub security, wiff hiz sidekik Heather, da Airdale terroris.

* * * * Fangu, Maggie May; you is a pillar ov dis kommunity!

Wy fank YOO. I iz soff an fluffy wike a piller. Annuver kittee hoo iz
my fren can seep wiff hur hed on myown tummy an I BE a piller. Butted
ennyway, da meeting rum iz set up an sum snax ar on da tablz. Da MAJR
snaks ar four after peece is acheeved. WooToo iz answerin da door an
Wascal, Missy and da Heather r keepin an eye on sekurity.

I hop dat da prinsiples in da dispyooot com to da confurence tabl in a
spirit of reezun.

All mine purrs

--
Maggy May



--
Purrs,

* * * * Mme. Anaïs

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 7/22/2008 12:27:18 PM

Harri Roadcat wrote:
Ok, I'z 'sperimenting wif dis in Cleocatra's workshop. Dis is looking
purrty good. I'z nefur tried paintin a tabby pattern before, but dis is
working purrty good. I'z painting my test pieces wif beige, den airbrushin
da grey tabby pattern over da top an it's lookin purrty darn good.

I'll be ready to try it on da caticopter a liddle bit later today.

Harri

Fangu! U r n artist.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Will in New Haven wrote:
I will joyn Anais' guerrilla moovment!!
Lucy
Gud fur yoo!
U want violent revolution 2 overthrow peeceful 1???

Maggy May: Der iz no gneed four violins.

Agree, I been peeceful all along.

Mme. Anais is da epitome ub reesenublness, az wel az gud tast an elegunce.

http://www.smurgle.net/anais/kitty_from_hell.html

Duz DAT luk peeceful 2 u? Not 2 me. Datz who want vilens.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

I iz reel skared. Yu cum too beet mee up an Heather will haff to stopp
yoo an I mite gnot be abl to mak her stop stoppin yoo. .

Wascal

U follow da rules, I not beet u up.

Wat roolz r u tawkingh bout Missy?
Mosey, hoo dont wike tew fite.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Chesters gonna byte yur tayle when he gits bak.

Lucy
He hazn't bin here 4 long tyme! Iz dat leedership???

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Not DAT Chester. MY Chester! The uther Chester.

Lucy

Sori 4 mixup. If he byte my tayle, I prepared 2 beet him up.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Why dew yew hafta beet usses up?
Why doo wee nead a leeder annyhoo?
We kan awl git alongh jest fine.
rite?
PEECE
Mosey

....
Cory wrote:
UB ~ Sounds like your "coup" has really gone over well with the masses,
Louise...

Do dey want "leeders" dat nefer show up? I not wanted 2 do dis, but I do
it fur da gud of Catmerica.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Catmerica sawndz jest fine by me..wifout a leeder.
Hoomin leederz mees fings up n wee dunt need dat heer, gnow dew wee?
PEECE n Wuvs
Mosey

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:22:30 -0400, Adam's nimble, little paws typed:


Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, get beet up.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Lissen, Grand pooh-Bear, stop dis. Ofurwize you WILL see mine own
darker side: http://www.smurgle.net/anais/kitty_from_hell.html

Ooooooo, skary pixture, but yew r still bootifil Mme

Yuff been warned!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I ugree wif Mme. Anaïs
Pweeze, lets NOT fite
PEECE n Purrs
Mosey

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/21/2008 8:25:45 PM

"Lucy"


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:22:30 -0400, Adam's nimble, little paws typed:

Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, get beet up.

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica

Lissen, Grand pooh-Bear, stop dis. Ofurwize you WILL see mine own
darker side: http://www.smurgle.net/anais/kitty_from_hell.html

Yuff been warned!

I em empressed!!

Lucy

Mee tew

Mosey
--hoo wikes peece n quiet

I dunt unndestand why wee need leederz..we kan awl git along jest fine.
Only stoopid hoomins need leeders n den dey pix bad uns sumtimez.
Usses kan awl git along wifout a leeder, kant wee?
We kan keep da peece wifout a leeder.
We dunt fite or make war, we jest kill mises.
Wuv
Mosey

Ummm don cats have demokracy and votez on fings. I figered Her Royal
Highness Cleo wud be da nexdt in line ta take ofver if we changed leaderz.
Willow trying to figger out how diz happened.

Piglet looks at willow and tells her BE kareful, BE veri kareful, Louise
will kum and beated u up for talkin like dat.
"Harri Roadcat" Yu not unnerstand. No more Purresident, VP,
Justicat, Sheriff.

I TAKEN OFUR! I LEADER OF CATMERICA NOW!!!

Ne1 object, I beet dem up.

"Lovable Louise"

Oh, Ok. So is you coming on road trip wif usses? I'z nefur decorated a
PooBah car or caticopter befur. Dat could be fun.

Den we could do like Onyx sujjested an after da Grand Canyum we could go
to Washintoona, DC. We could all land on da lawn of da White House, and
announce a state visit from da PooBah of Catmerica.

Harri