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#51
December 28th 03, 08:20 PM
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You iza gudgud dancer, Tiger, furry lite onna yer feets! gently guiding
Tiger to a kitty table by the snacks and drinks Les siddown anna you can tell me alla bout yourownself anna da kitteez inna your howze, OK? Shall we have sum more nip tea? Mlle. Anaïs, eeger ta heer bout ner new fren... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: Tiger blushes but holdz his partner close and guides her around the dancin kittens, unable to speak cause he isa fraid he willz notted say the right thing... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Anaïs and Tiger arrive a bit late - but well fed - to the party and walk out onto the dance floor, ducking the bouncing kittens, and begin a more graceful dance... Tiger, you iz such a good dancer! Anna like Miss Cleopatra sez: we is lucky to hab gudgud fud, fambily anna frenz dis holliday... Mlle. Anaïs, moving just the slightest bit closer to Tiger as they dance... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten wrote: All right! It'z party time! Let's get some good rock moosik playing on the CD player... little black kitten starts dancing wildly, bouncing all over the area, fluffy black tail waving 
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#52
December 28th 03, 10:53 PM
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Just then TV brings the platter over and sets it down in front of OEJ, Miss Violette and Sam. We isa done wif dis anna i figured you wuuld wantz it... TV Hey maybe we shuuld go ta dis here turkeybird place if itsa onna route 66, OEJ, dreamin Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: OEJ speaks up, TV had it earlier, I bet der is some left if he didn't gobble it all up, OEJ Oh, very gudgud. And if it iz all gon, I'z will bet dat I cud teleport to my hoomin-uncles place and get a big batch to bring back here. My hoomin-uncle grows turkeybirds. Sammy Kitten
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#53
December 28th 03, 10:53 PM
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Just then TV brings the platter over and sets it down in front of OEJ, Miss Violette and Sam. We isa done wif dis anna i figured you wuuld wantz it... TV Hey maybe we shuuld go ta dis here turkeybird place if itsa onna route 66, OEJ, dreamin Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: OEJ speaks up, TV had it earlier, I bet der is some left if he didn't gobble it all up, OEJ Oh, very gudgud. And if it iz all gon, I'z will bet dat I cud teleport to my hoomin-uncles place and get a big batch to bring back here. My hoomin-uncle grows turkeybirds. Sammy Kitten
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#54
December 28th 03, 11:28 PM
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Tiger pours da tea anna den says, What wuuld yourownsef likta know, der is
fife of uses dat lifs with ourz soft anna furry. We jus hadda foster kitten dat wented to his onetrue home who was reallyreally loud anna he made furry anna soft laugh lots annd den soft leaked watermosters fur dayz when he wented away. Hisa name wasa Toni anna now he lifes wif a hooman named bill anna his hooman kitten, a roommate anna too ofur kitties. I camed to life wif soft anna furry afta I had been inna out for a long time, I isa bout seven or so, butted I isa notted tellin , One day whilez furry anna soft wasa sittin onna porch dey seed a kitty dat hadda pink collar butted looked really skinny. dis here kitty wuuld takez snakz butted alla time wanted to notted be held. Den one day I was very hungry anna soft gived me two whle canz of kitty fud, anna her said, I see yourown collar isa gone anna you is too skinny anna itsa tootoo hot out here so you are gonna lif wif uses. so in I went. Den a few months later soft anna furry was onna porch agin anna furry saud a bad word anna sayed are you sure Tiger is inna house, soft sayed yes, furry saued that is damest thing, you know the kitty we was callin Tiger, well that one with the pink collar is goin across the back yard anna he is the tiger inna bedrooms twin. He nefur did come ta lif wif uses butted dat was four years or so ago anna he still crosees ourown yard sometimez. When I camed ta lif wif furry anna soft I onliest weighed bout seven pounds, anna now I isa big boycat of 14 pounds, and TED sayed I was right amount of weight cause her suspects I isa part MC kitty, I isa builede like one anna I talkz alot so efin do my furz isa notted like a MC TED sayed I was big enuf ta be. I like ta play paws unner da door, I talkz a bunch anna I eatz efury hour onna hour fur zactly7 minutes so dat I doez notted efur getted hungry agin, I likez ta be petted but I doez NOT likta be picked up or held, anna I getz reallyreally nerfus ifin I isa confined inna small space. Dat isa all der isa ta tell bout myownsef, I isa notted very citin butted I isa good kitty dat alla time uses myown box like I isa spozed ta and my main job inna ourz house ista try anna splain ta furry why we should be lowed outside anna I inspect soft's fud ta make sure it won't hurt her... Tiger hopin he didnot talk too much Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... You iza gudgud dancer, Tiger, furry lite onna yer feets! gently guiding Tiger to a kitty table by the snacks and drinks Les siddown anna you can tell me alla bout yourownself anna da kitteez inna your howze, OK? Shall we have sum more nip tea? Mlle. Anaïs, eeger ta heer bout ner new fren... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: Tiger blushes but holdz his partner close and guides her around the dancin kittens, unable to speak cause he isa fraid he willz notted say the right thing... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Anaïs and Tiger arrive a bit late - but well fed - to the party and walk out onto the dance floor, ducking the bouncing kittens, and begin a more graceful dance... Tiger, you iz such a good dancer! Anna like Miss Cleopatra sez: we is lucky to hab gudgud fud, fambily anna frenz dis holliday... Mlle. Anaïs, moving just the slightest bit closer to Tiger as they dance... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten wrote: All right! It'z party time! Let's get some good rock moosik playing on the CD player... little black kitten starts dancing wildly, bouncing all over the area, fluffy black tail waving
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#55
December 28th 03, 11:28 PM
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Tiger pours da tea anna den says, What wuuld yourownsef likta know, der is
fife of uses dat lifs with ourz soft anna furry. We jus hadda foster kitten dat wented to his onetrue home who was reallyreally loud anna he made furry anna soft laugh lots annd den soft leaked watermosters fur dayz when he wented away. Hisa name wasa Toni anna now he lifes wif a hooman named bill anna his hooman kitten, a roommate anna too ofur kitties. I camed to life wif soft anna furry afta I had been inna out for a long time, I isa bout seven or so, butted I isa notted tellin , One day whilez furry anna soft wasa sittin onna porch dey seed a kitty dat hadda pink collar butted looked really skinny. dis here kitty wuuld takez snakz butted alla time wanted to notted be held. Den one day I was very hungry anna soft gived me two whle canz of kitty fud, anna her said, I see yourown collar isa gone anna you is too skinny anna itsa tootoo hot out here so you are gonna lif wif uses. so in I went. Den a few months later soft anna furry was onna porch agin anna furry saud a bad word anna sayed are you sure Tiger is inna house, soft sayed yes, furry saued that is damest thing, you know the kitty we was callin Tiger, well that one with the pink collar is goin across the back yard anna he is the tiger inna bedrooms twin. He nefur did come ta lif wif uses butted dat was four years or so ago anna he still crosees ourown yard sometimez. When I camed ta lif wif furry anna soft I onliest weighed bout seven pounds, anna now I isa big boycat of 14 pounds, and TED sayed I was right amount of weight cause her suspects I isa part MC kitty, I isa builede like one anna I talkz alot so efin do my furz isa notted like a MC TED sayed I was big enuf ta be. I like ta play paws unner da door, I talkz a bunch anna I eatz efury hour onna hour fur zactly7 minutes so dat I doez notted efur getted hungry agin, I likez ta be petted but I doez NOT likta be picked up or held, anna I getz reallyreally nerfus ifin I isa confined inna small space. Dat isa all der isa ta tell bout myownsef, I isa notted very citin butted I isa good kitty dat alla time uses myown box like I isa spozed ta and my main job inna ourz house ista try anna splain ta furry why we should be lowed outside anna I inspect soft's fud ta make sure it won't hurt her... Tiger hopin he didnot talk too much Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... You iza gudgud dancer, Tiger, furry lite onna yer feets! gently guiding Tiger to a kitty table by the snacks and drinks Les siddown anna you can tell me alla bout yourownself anna da kitteez inna your howze, OK? Shall we have sum more nip tea? Mlle. Anaïs, eeger ta heer bout ner new fren... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Miss Violette wrote: Tiger blushes but holdz his partner close and guides her around the dancin kittens, unable to speak cause he isa fraid he willz notted say the right thing... Sonam Dasara wrote in message ... Anaïs and Tiger arrive a bit late - but well fed - to the party and walk out onto the dance floor, ducking the bouncing kittens, and begin a more graceful dance... Tiger, you iz such a good dancer! Anna like Miss Cleopatra sez: we is lucky to hab gudgud fud, fambily anna frenz dis holliday... Mlle. Anaïs, moving just the slightest bit closer to Tiger as they dance... -- Cordially, Sonam Dasara email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten wrote: All right! It'z party time! Let's get some good rock moosik playing on the CD player... little black kitten starts dancing wildly, bouncing all over the area, fluffy black tail waving
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#56
December 29th 03, 12:45 AM
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Miss Violette wrote:
Just then TV brings the platter over and sets it down in front of OEJ, Miss Violette and Sam. We isa done wif dis anna i figured you wuuld wantz it... TV Hey maybe we shuuld go ta dis here turkeybird place if itsa onna route 66, OEJ, dreamin Fangu, TV - dat's furry nice of you! And OEJ, it just so happens that mineown hoomin uncle libs just a few miles from route 66! And he haz a kitty named Samantha (she's a old Siamese kitty) and a Springer Spaniel doggy named Maggy. Sammy Kitten
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#57
December 29th 03, 12:45 AM
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Miss Violette wrote:
Just then TV brings the platter over and sets it down in front of OEJ, Miss Violette and Sam. We isa done wif dis anna i figured you wuuld wantz it... TV Hey maybe we shuuld go ta dis here turkeybird place if itsa onna route 66, OEJ, dreamin Fangu, TV - dat's furry nice of you! And OEJ, it just so happens that mineown hoomin uncle libs just a few miles from route 66! And he haz a kitty named Samantha (she's a old Siamese kitty) and a Springer Spaniel doggy named Maggy. Sammy Kitten
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#58
December 29th 03, 03:53 AM
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win dis here holiday parti isa done we hasta member ta ask yourown sisfur if her willz drive uses der, OEJ gettin cited now Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Just then TV brings the platter over and sets it down in front of OEJ, Miss Violette and Sam. We isa done wif dis anna i figured you wuuld wantz it... TV Hey maybe we shuuld go ta dis here turkeybird place if itsa onna route 66, OEJ, dreamin Fangu, TV - dat's furry nice of you! And OEJ, it just so happens that mineown hoomin uncle libs just a few miles from route 66! And he haz a kitty named Samantha (she's a old Siamese kitty) and a Springer Spaniel doggy named Maggy. Sammy Kitten
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#59
December 29th 03, 03:53 AM
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win dis here holiday parti isa done we hasta member ta ask yourown sisfur if her willz drive uses der, OEJ gettin cited now Samuel "Houdini" Kitten wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Just then TV brings the platter over and sets it down in front of OEJ, Miss Violette and Sam. We isa done wif dis anna i figured you wuuld wantz it... TV Hey maybe we shuuld go ta dis here turkeybird place if itsa onna route 66, OEJ, dreamin Fangu, TV - dat's furry nice of you! And OEJ, it just so happens that mineown hoomin uncle libs just a few miles from route 66! And he haz a kitty named Samantha (she's a old Siamese kitty) and a Springer Spaniel doggy named Maggy. Sammy Kitten
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#60
December 29th 03, 05:22 AM
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Miss Violette wrote:
win dis here holiday parti isa done we hasta member ta ask yourown sisfur if her willz drive uses der, OEJ gettin cited now Dat would be fun! I'z am positive dat if we we work togedder, we can convince Cleocatra to drive us to Unka Pat's place. Den we could see the live turkeybirds, and eat lots of roasted and deepfried and smoked turkeybird, and say hi to Samantha and Maggie. Sammy Kitten
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