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Anybody need a store inspector kitty?
On Friday, May 15, 2020 at 6:09:26 PM UTC-7, cshenk wrote:
cshenk wrote: Pit2nya wrote: On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 9:42:28 PM UTC-7, Pit2nya wrote: On Thursday, May 14, 2020 at 6:21:49 PM UTC-7, cshenk wrote: Milton Meezercat wrote: Deze new hoomins I getted are turnin out to be ok. Da girl one, whose name appears to be Meowmie, maked me a walking jacket. The maole one, whose name appears to be Paw, takes me in da back yard in mine walking jacket and wif da hoomin-on-a-string. Since Paw seems to be purty well trained on da string, I letted dem take me to a kitty stuff store. I have dem trained to bring over a catty cart and put down a blanket for me so da wire doesn't hurt mine paws, den dey push me around da store to look at stuffz. Dey doesn't listen furry wellwhen I point out da treats an toys I want dem to buy, but we'z working on dat. Dey efen lets offur tiny hoomins admire mine Meezerness an pet mineownself. Dey was all wearing masks and keeping several kitty-lengths apart fur some reason, but I still getted to visit wif da mini-hoomin. Anyhow, if you all needs a inspector cat to check out yer local kitty supply store, just let Milton da Meezer 'Spector Cat fur help. Milton "Milton, did our Grand Poohba Pi2nta say ennyfing? I'z nudged meowmie iffin she needs to adjust our officers list anna she dont know. I'z trying to do sum of wut Daisy-chan did, even iffin mai bruddr anna I aren't dat great to be able to do all we hearz" sez Mona. Luko nods as he finds the file, copies it to a new name so the original is still there, then plays with entering it and sorting by excel. He has one ready to post, left for Meowmie. He looks at Milton, smiles and says 'Welcome'. In the backgrond, Prince is laughing. Luko and he exchange some ASL-C/D which they are really good at now. They found out by accident that Prince's big paws are very useful for the vision impaired because they are much bigger. "Oh, wez practiced ASL-C/D anna kin do all da wurds inna da last 3 Jellicle balls so wez happi to carry onna dat great tradition dat started wif Aunti Mabel who wuz deaf. She's a doggie dat meowmie sez wuz well knowd here anna befur Iowna anna wez all gonna be da bestist 'Chez Chenks' we kin be! Dat means, wez setup fur ASL-C/D. Only Daisy-chan dat Meowmie knows of learned Braille so wez gonna need a little reading light at da stand fur speaking but dats ok fur future ones." says Mona Yuz kin hab enny jop yuz wanna du. Yuz kin tayke un m.t. wun, an/ur fill unhn noo wun. Weez berry jeneyruss heer. sez P2ña ...an I du meen eattch ov yuz. I'yl be innerstid in seeink da neu xl.nt lizt. P2ña Thats gudgud! I propose Milton fur Deputy Chief Inspektor, Prince fur Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention Anna does wez need an Ambassador to da Deaf? If so, Iz propose Maiself anna Luko as assistant. Mona Iffin dat wurks fur you Grand Poobah, Here is draft. Draft- OSSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA , May 2020 *** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand Pooh-Bah - Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah - Pi2nya Vice Grand Pooh-Bah - Books Assitant to vice grand Pooh-Bah - Vacant Prezident uf Catmerica - Lucy Lu Vice Prezident uf Catmerica - Vacant Secretary of Defense - Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce Co-secretary of Defense - Vacant Diplocat 2 Canada - Pipps Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast - MeOwy Diplocat 2 Mexico - Lucy Diplocat 2 Moon - Books Diplocat 2 White House - Pi2nya Diplocat 2 Doggies - Vacant Diplodoggie 4 Doggies - Prince, da Great Dane Ambassador to da Deaf - Mona Assistant Ambassador to da Deaf - Luko Ambassador to Out Cats - Freddie Buffcat Secretary of Agricultshure - Lorelei Secretary of Educating Humans - Little Kitty Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz - WooToo Co-Secretary of Elder Kitties: - Samuel Redcat Mahoney Co-Secretary of Elder Kitties: - Vacant Secretary of Bittees - Wascal Secretary of Exterior - Wascal Secretary of Fudzs - Beauty Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare - Beauty Secretary of Interior - MeOwy Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin - Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce Vice Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin - Vacant Chancellor of the Exchequer - Pipps Assistant Offseefurs Lizt Keepurr - A Meowmie and Fangz Chief Justicat - Samuel Redcat Mahoney Assistant Chief Justicat - Pipps Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department - Rosco P. Catrane Deputy Assistant to Sheriff - Rowan Deputy Chief Inspektor - Milton Police Dispatcher - Little Kitty Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention - Prince, Da Great Dane Bittie Committee: - Maggy Mae "The Maggie May Bittee Committee": - Minnie, Shadow, Sunrise and any kittahs who wanna be Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief - Ranger Greykitten Assistant Chair of da Committee fur monitoring mischief - Pipps and Books ~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~ - Luko, fur Ameowmie who's watching a movie Woikz fur me, 'cept: Diplocat 2 Doggies - Vacant Diplodoggie 4 Doggies - Prince, da Great Datz Gnott da sayme ting???? Da Pooh Bah |
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