hello frum Princess jasmine.

owr ofur nite low iz suppozed to be 6 f, Tiger, snugglin onna waterbed
meee wrote in message
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Oh yes sum kewl wud be reely reely nise, all we got is da hot anna wet
here.
It is 94 degrees fahrenheit here today inna kitchen under da fan...i kin
tell throo mine sensitif kitty whiskas
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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you iz welkume, wuuld you likez some koole? we gotted snowmonzterz of 1
1/2
inckez, OEJ
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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you juz waitz 'till your hooman izunt lookin den when one of dem
getz
tootoo
cloze you wopz dem, duzint get up or nufin, dat wuuld be too muc
energi
juz
akt like you duzint see dem 'till dey getz cloze then pop dem, OEJ

aah! that sounds lik a gud idear OEJ, fangs fur sharin yur teknik cos
i
dussnt lik to get up. it's too darn hot.
meee wrote in message
...

wot a gudgud idear. is is too lazy to use lightin paw of
punishment.

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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Soft sayed i kuuld teach hisself, kuz My momcat, useda "ligitin
paw
of
purnishmint" ta teach me anna TV, den her used it ta boss Tiger
anna
Trudi
alzo, OEJ
meee wrote in message
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"Stormmee" wrote in message
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'Truder kittyz iz a bigbig bummer OEJ

fankyu oej, yew is always the gentlekitty. mebbe you needs to
cum
an
teech
this new boy kitty sum manners. he is furry rood.

meee wrote in message
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Hello again effurybudy, well it's been so long since I've
bin
able
to
get
to da pooter, mostly tha kittens has been hoggin it. I haf
been
furry
well,
Paw says I is gettin fat, but I's not fat, meowmie says
so,
she
says
I
needs
a bit of fat onna me to feed tha kittens wif. and they are
furry
hungry.
I
seem to haf got the meeij throo about the fuds, i is
gettin
borin
dry
foods
but meowmie cooks me gourmet chickens effury nite, anna
sumtimes
fishes
anna
sumtimes beefs. so i is feelin reely gudgud anna my furs
is
shiny
anna
i's
the boss of effuryfin. the kittens is goin well, i
apologiz
fur
any
rudeness, what can i do wif all those liddle toms? i am
afraid
they
is
a
bad
inflooens on liddle violett. anna there is a Developement
i
is
not
furry
happy bout. Rememfur meowmie sed she wus gettin mur cats?
well
she
did.
and
not cats i liks much. the liddle boy cat is furry cheeky
ann
hissed
at
me
ann tried to scratch me, so i jumped on him ann biffed him
ann
i
was
gonna
show him wots wot but meowmie spoiled it anna pulled him
off.
an
the
girlkitty is efen wurse, she jist ignored me! I meen, how
rood
is
that?
who
dus she fink she is? well, i'll show her. fank gudness i
still
haf
tha
run
of the house, at least meowmie hassnt furgotten hoo tha
boss
is.
besides
they is so funny lukkin, not big and flufly like me, but
small
an
skinny
lukkin. an their eyes is weird. so i am ignurin them now.

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They
are
all
owned
by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway

it sure duz, I kant wait until stormmee iz outta her kitty suite so i kan
uze it on her to shut hersef up, OEJ, not likin alla dat nioze!!!
meee wrote in message
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grrowl well they kin be as furrin as they likz as long as its not arownd
me.
that boykitty tried to eat my fuds yestiddy, hes such a pig so i wopped
him
good wif that lightnin paw fingy...it works a treet oej!!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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yez dey iz juz 'furin kittiez", OEJ anna Trudi
meee wrote in message
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ar, so they has a name. meezerz. hmpf. meezerz.

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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hooh dat, dat iz juz kuz dey iza meezerz, Trudi
meee wrote in message
news dey has funny colourd eyes....like meowmie's tablemonsterfingy;
you
know
the
thing thats onna table thats fun to pul off. yes, same colour as
that.
it's
just not natchral. all the cats i know has yeller eyes, ceptin
kittens,
i
finks they is just tryin to be kittens forever so they can suck up
to
meaowmie
--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all
owned
by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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whut iz funni 'bout der eyez? Trudi
meee wrote in message
...

"Rebecca" wrote in message
et...
G'day, Jasmine. How iz things Down Under?

Uv corse yoo iznt fat -- kitteez git fluffy, not fat! Ize
glad
yoo
iz
gittin gud fudz -- yoo needz dem affur efurrything yoo haz
been
throo.
I
imajin dat havin kittinz an havin noo kitteez moov in at da
same
time
kan
be
furry stressful. Yoo juss let doze noo kitteez kno dat yoo
iz
da
bosskat!

Rebecca
oh, I is intendin too. they can't think they will cum into
mine
own
house
anna boss me anna mine hoomin around. tho tha liddle boy cat
is
kinda
cute...all orangey like me anna mine kittens. at least meowmie
gotted
on
like me, it's almost flatterin if i wasn't so displeezed wif
her.
but
he
has
No mannerz, his mummy obviously hasn't torted him nuffink, so
i
will
have
to
teech him. sigh, as if i dusnt alreddy haf enuff on mi hands
wif
teechink
mine own kittens. who are a lot better lukkin an flufier than
the
new
kittens, i must say!

"meee" wrote in message
...
Hello again effurybudy, well it's been so long since I've
bin
able
to
get
to da pooter, mostly tha kittens has been hoggin it. I haf
been
furry
well,
Paw says I is gettin fat, but I's not fat, meowmie says
so,
she
says
I
needs
a bit of fat onna me to feed tha kittens wif. and they are
furry
hungry.
I
seem to haf got the meeij throo about the fuds, i is
gettin
borin
dry
foods
but meowmie cooks me gourmet chickens effury nite, anna
sumtimes
fishes
anna
sumtimes beefs. so i is feelin reely gudgud anna my furs
is
shiny
anna
i's
the boss of effuryfin. the kittens is goin well, i
apologiz
fur
any
rudeness, what can i do wif all those liddle toms? i am
afraid
they
is
a
bad
inflooens on liddle violett. anna there is a Developement
i
is
not
furry
happy bout. Rememfur meowmie sed she wus gettin mur cats?
well
she
did.
and
not cats i liks much. the liddle boy cat is furry cheeky
ann
hissed
at
me
ann tried to scratch me, so i jumped on him ann biffed him
ann
i
was
gonna
show him wots wot but meowmie spoiled it anna pulled him
off.
an
the
girlkitty is efen wurse, she jist ignored me! I meen, how
rood
is
that?
who
dus she fink she is? well, i'll show her. fank gudness i
still
haf
tha
run
of the house, at least meowmie hassnt furgotten hoo tha
boss
is.
besides
they is so funny lukkin, not big and flufly like me, but
small
an
skinny
lukkin. an their eyes is weird. so i am ignurin them now.

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They
are
all
owned
by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway

da male hooman iz betterer atta playin anna gifez uses da wet fudz, da
female iz betterer atta srtrichin ownown earz anna keepz owr wtaer bowlz
anna dry fud filled, Tiger
meee wrote in message
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yes, we likz meowmie best cos meowmie isa one wot feeds us.
mango
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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diz iz fine, we iza bozz of bof hoomanz butted uzcatz haz owr ffarutez,
Tiger
meee wrote in message
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yes I is furry furry orinj with speshul fingerprints onna mine orinj
eers
that cougar dussnt haf and i is reely cute an bossy an has meowmie
completely besottid. so cougar will haf to go get paw bessotid cos
meowmie
is mine an jasmine can go suck her tail
mango, only beein brave cos jasmine's shut in her room.

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
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Mango, iz you a Flame point Meezer? Mine meowmie knew a flame point
some
time ago and sez he wuz a real nice and purty boycat.

Boogie, da curious HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer Maryland

"meee" wrote in message
...


--that's roight, i is a furry cute kitty but not efen cougar will
play
wif
me cos she finks she is better'n me cos she is three monfs olda.
mango


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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Trudi anna Tiger kumez to MINE kitty suite anna hisses mineself
unner
da
door, all I iz doin iz bein a little bitty kute kitten anna dey
iz
juzt
too
owled ta 'preciate minselfz cutest in da world self!!! Stormmee
Samuel Redcat Mahoney wrote in message
news On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 00:00:07 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

*brazen little kitten butts in, Wutz up wif deze owld catz,
dey
iz
all
grumpi, Stormmee!!!

Dey ARE! I wunner why? Cleocatra is allez grumpie an hisses at
efurrybody,
and Amelia is jus downright nasty. She effen chases
efurrybody,
specially
mineownself.

Sammy

On Wed, 7 Dec 2005 07:21:39 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws typed:

owr ofur nite low iz suppozed to be 6 f, Tiger, snugglin onna waterbed

PORTER TWINKLES HiHi, my luff! Let me snuggle up nekst to
yourownself - we can keeps each offur warm!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/7/2005 10:48:57 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Tiger mofez ofur, pushes TV to the ofur corkner, Rite here, Tiger, smilin
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 7 Dec 2005 07:21:39 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws typed:

owr ofur nite low iz suppozed to be 6 f, Tiger, snugglin onna waterbed

PORTER TWINKLES HiHi, my luff! Let me snuggle up nekst to
yourownself - we can keeps each offur warm!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/7/2005 10:48:57 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Welcum liddul shy siamees kittens~ Mango,duh orinj wun,an coogar, duh nise
lady cat. It taykes uh whyle tu get adjustid tu duh noo famblee.

Samantha & cuzzins Finney, Lucey & Jeannie

"meee" wrote in message
...
hihi we is tha siamees kittens. we is furry shy, ann hids under tha bed
all
day. i is mango, i'se orinj an i's onlee 6 monfs so i is a hoolikitten
speshalizin in wakin people up all nite. i is coogar, i is a furry nise
lady
cat, but i can be possesif ova fuds. mango is a pig ann torks wif his mouf
full. that otha cat hoo was here first doesn't lik us. she is big an mean
an
hisses at us. so we is sceered of her. ann this hous smells funny, an
there
are liddle hoomins wot are noisy. but we likes meowmie she pats us an
torks
to us an gifs us chopped chicken.

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway


"meee" wrote in message
...
Hello again effurybudy, well it's been so long since I've bin able to
get
to da pooter, mostly tha kittens has been hoggin it. I haf been furry
well,
Paw says I is gettin fat, but I's not fat, meowmie says so, she says I
needs
a bit of fat onna me to feed tha kittens wif. and they are furry hungry.
I
seem to haf got the meeij throo about the fuds, i is gettin borin dry
foods
but meowmie cooks me gourmet chickens effury nite, anna sumtimes fishes
anna
sumtimes beefs. so i is feelin reely gudgud anna my furs is shiny anna
i's
the boss of effuryfin. the kittens is goin well, i apologiz fur any
rudeness, what can i do wif all those liddle toms? i am afraid they is a
bad
inflooens on liddle violett. anna there is a Developement i is not furry
happy bout. Rememfur meowmie sed she wus gettin mur cats? well she did.
and
not cats i liks much. the liddle boy cat is furry cheeky ann hissed at me
ann tried to scratch me, so i jumped on him ann biffed him ann i was
gonna
show him wots wot but meowmie spoiled it anna pulled him off. an the
girlkitty is efen wurse, she jist ignored me! I meen, how rood is that?
who
dus she fink she is? well, i'll show her. fank gudness i still haf tha
run
of the house, at least meowmie hassnt furgotten hoo tha boss is. besides
they is so funny lukkin, not big and flufly like me, but small an skinny
lukkin. an their eyes is weird. so i am ignurin them now.

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway