Dey is WAFFING

I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin,
sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink
wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed
little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and
gnodded two her as a kween to her subjek. All wuz gud.

DEN, Mommee Micki comd intwo da rume an sed "wy ar yoo in da seenk?"
An den she WAFFED. Atted mee. An shee calld Uncl Bill into da rume and
HE waffed at me.

I gno Mommee dint feel gud lately butted diss is too multsh. I will be
abenjed.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun hoo will be abenjed

On Aug 11, 7:12*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin,
sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink
wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed
little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and
gnodded two her as a kween to her subjek. All wuz gud.

DEN, Mommee Micki comd intwo da rume an sed "wy ar yoo in da seenk?"
An den she WAFFED. Atted mee. An shee calld Uncl Bill into da rume and
HE waffed at me.

I gno Mommee dint feel gud lately butted diss is too multsh. I will be
abenjed.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun hoo will be abenjed

Deer Sunrise, poot dis pikshur on yoor mawniter so dey can git awl da
inappwopweeat waffs outta demseffs.

http://www.flickr.com/groups/sinkcats/pool/

MeOwy (hoo awso has bin fownd in da sink an waffed atted)

On Aug 11, 7:12*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin,
sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink
wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed
little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and
gnodded two her as a kween to her subjek. All wuz gud.

DEN, Mommee Micki comd intwo da rume an sed "wy ar yoo in da seenk?"
An den she WAFFED. Atted mee. An shee calld Uncl Bill into da rume and
HE waffed at me.

I gno Mommee dint feel gud lately butted diss is too multsh. I will be
abenjed.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun hoo will be abenjed

Mine deer angwee Sunrise..
Wunce da whirl ob da *cats*wuz a regull wun ware we wuz wurshipt an
depikted in maknifasent stachoos an ar wikeniss byoodafyed da walls ob
da hoomin woyalltee. An we ate mice. gnought kibbls. An wuz bowwed
down to, gnot waffed atted.

Fousands ob yeers layder, we hab bin cast in a deeyaspora all offur da
wurld uhmung da cawmunners hoo doo gnot wecognize dere royull
soupeerearurs an ar toadly ignurrint ob woyal pwotoecall.

Sew, fwum tym tew tym, da moddurn hoomins, effen da meowmiez an
pawpawz, awwoww hyly inapwopweeut wafftur tew burst fwum dere
unedjacaydid moufs.

Ar Noobeean hoamland is inna disaray, an we cannot weturn dere to
assoom ar woyel pawsishuns. Sew we muts mayk da best ob ar pwesent
sichooayshun, substitootink sinks an da bak ob da couch fur ar
pwawpurr thrones, an da topz ob da bookkayses fur ar weetweets ob
lurning, an hoo gnoz ware fur a pwyvitt gnap.

Sygh.

I gess wat we needz is a big Pawwow at Council Bluffs to weeafurm ar
eyedenatee.

MeOwy, goin up in da bookcase to fink

I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin,
sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink
wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed
little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and
gnodded two her as a kween to her subjek. All wuz gud.

DEN, Mommee Micki comd intwo da rume an sed "wy ar yoo in da seenk?"
An den she WAFFED. Atted mee. An shee calld Uncl Bill into da rume and
HE waffed at me.

I gno Mommee dint feel gud lately butted diss is too multsh. I will be
abenjed.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun hoo will be abenjed

Yoo wur jest koolin awf iz awl..n dey prolly thot yew wooked funnee en da
sink.
Et iz nise wen owr hoominz waff...et iz gud fur dem n wee probide mutch
laffter fur dem.
Trust me, ai gnow.
We waff wen we git wotz uf nip, dunt we? ai dew, n sew duz da rezt uff mine
howsemates.
ai, um wee r sew gwad yer Mama Micki iz fealing bedder. yeUP.
Gnow, ai m finking haow yew kan be abenjed.. Put uh toy mowsie in yer Pa's
shoo. dat'll fix him...yeUP. ai wike tew dew dat tew Meowmie Kyla n hur
waffs at mee.
Hoap dat hulpz, Sunrise da Pritty Une
Mosey

On Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:12:53 -0700 (PDT), Will in
New Haven's nimble, little paws typed:

I wuz minin mine own busness in mine seenk. Da fosset wasn drippin,
sew I wasn' gonna get no wadder on mine hed wilke wast tim. An da sink
wuz empteee, sew I cud sin on da kool metal, wich feld gudgud. I seed
little Samantha com in an getted a dreenk ub wadder frum da bole and
gnodded two her as a kween to her subjek. All wuz gud.

DEN, Mommee Micki comd intwo da rume an sed "wy ar yoo in da seenk?"
An den she WAFFED. Atted mee. An shee calld Uncl Bill into da rume and
HE waffed at me.

I gno Mommee dint feel gud lately butted diss is too multsh. I will be
abenjed.

I mineown self, likes da baffroom sink to gnap in.
An da hooman duzzent boffer me. Da tub is nice
too...
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/13/2010 8:24:10 PM