Princess and the hummingbird

Hi guys,

My mom has a major amount of hummingbirds, and I don't think I have told you
about her cat princess trying to get one for lunch...

my mom has so many humming birds she starts the year making a gallon of food
a day, they are so plentiful that at the height of bird feeding season she
makes over 2 gallons a day... highest count by a human who didn't pass out
from disszzynes counting 79...

so one day princess is staring at these little snacks... she is a totally
out kitty with a regular circuit at her highnesses leisure... my mom's, then
to the barn, then to the granary then to my sister's then back to my mom's,
mom and sister keep food out for her, she supplements as she chooses, and
supplement by conning my dad *the reason she is an out kitty, very allergic*
out of milk when my mom isn't looking...

so anyway, she is eying these little snacks and decides its time for lunch
so she stares, washes a paw, stares, rolls into crouching position,
crouches, wiggles her butt, jumps, there is a horrid noise of bird wings,
then the cat falls to the ground... yelping like a kicked puppy... and to
her and my mom's utter amazement, the hummingbird had stabbed her right in
the paw nailing her to the ground... bird leaves, mom grabs/inspects cat...
treats paw... cat now sees one of these guys... turns her back and very
carefully washes the paw... my mom says it is always the offended paw...

Lee

sorry I meant dizziness... visitor kitten was helping me do the spell check,
Lee
Stormmee wrote in message
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Hi guys,

My mom has a major amount of hummingbirds, and I don't think I have told
you
about her cat princess trying to get one for lunch...

my mom has so many humming birds she starts the year making a gallon of
food
a day, they are so plentiful that at the height of bird feeding season she
makes over 2 gallons a day... highest count by a human who didn't pass out
from disszzynes counting 79...

so one day princess is staring at these little snacks... she is a totally
out kitty with a regular circuit at her highnesses leisure... my mom's,
then
to the barn, then to the granary then to my sister's then back to my
mom's,
mom and sister keep food out for her, she supplements as she chooses, and
supplement by conning my dad *the reason she is an out kitty, very
allergic*
out of milk when my mom isn't looking...

so anyway, she is eying these little snacks and decides its time for lunch
so she stares, washes a paw, stares, rolls into crouching position,
crouches, wiggles her butt, jumps, there is a horrid noise of bird wings,
then the cat falls to the ground... yelping like a kicked puppy... and to
her and my mom's utter amazement, the hummingbird had stabbed her right in
the paw nailing her to the ground... bird leaves, mom grabs/inspects
cat...
treats paw... cat now sees one of these guys... turns her back and very
carefully washes the paw... my mom says it is always the offended paw...

Lee

On Sat, 8 Sep 2007 00:28:18 -0500, "Stormmee"
wrote:

Hi guys,

My mom has a major amount of hummingbirds, and I don't think I have told you
about her cat princess trying to get one for lunch...

my mom has so many humming birds she starts the year making a gallon of food
a day, they are so plentiful that at the height of bird feeding season she
makes over 2 gallons a day... highest count by a human who didn't pass out
from disszzynes counting 79...

so one day princess is staring at these little snacks... she is a totally
out kitty with a regular circuit at her highnesses leisure... my mom's, then
to the barn, then to the granary then to my sister's then back to my mom's,
mom and sister keep food out for her, she supplements as she chooses, and
supplement by conning my dad *the reason she is an out kitty, very allergic*
out of milk when my mom isn't looking...

so anyway, she is eying these little snacks and decides its time for lunch
so she stares, washes a paw, stares, rolls into crouching position,
crouches, wiggles her butt, jumps, there is a horrid noise of bird wings,
then the cat falls to the ground... yelping like a kicked puppy... and to
her and my mom's utter amazement, the hummingbird had stabbed her right in
the paw nailing her to the ground... bird leaves, mom grabs/inspects cat...
treats paw... cat now sees one of these guys... turns her back and very
carefully washes the paw... my mom says it is always the offended paw...

Lee

That's a lot of hummingbirds! I'm sorry to hear that Princess can't
come inside of the house. Can dad take allergy pills?

-bonbon

no cat allergies are life threatening for my dad, she is now 15 and was
brought to my mom on her last day before she was to get the needle at the
pound. that when she was around 6 weeks old, she is quite happy , Lee
bonbon wrote in message
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On Sat, 8 Sep 2007 00:28:18 -0500, "Stormmee"
wrote:

Hi guys,

My mom has a major amount of hummingbirds, and I don't think I have told
you
about her cat princess trying to get one for lunch...

my mom has so many humming birds she starts the year making a gallon of
food
a day, they are so plentiful that at the height of bird feeding season
she
makes over 2 gallons a day... highest count by a human who didn't pass
out
from disszzynes counting 79...

so one day princess is staring at these little snacks... she is a totally
out kitty with a regular circuit at her highnesses leisure... my mom's,
then
to the barn, then to the granary then to my sister's then back to my
mom's,
mom and sister keep food out for her, she supplements as she chooses, and
supplement by conning my dad *the reason she is an out kitty, very
allergic*
out of milk when my mom isn't looking...

so anyway, she is eying these little snacks and decides its time for
lunch
so she stares, washes a paw, stares, rolls into crouching position,
crouches, wiggles her butt, jumps, there is a horrid noise of bird wings,
then the cat falls to the ground... yelping like a kicked puppy... and to
her and my mom's utter amazement, the hummingbird had stabbed her right
in
the paw nailing her to the ground... bird leaves, mom grabs/inspects
cat...
treats paw... cat now sees one of these guys... turns her back and very
carefully washes the paw... my mom says it is always the offended paw...

Lee

That's a lot of hummingbirds! I'm sorry to hear that Princess can't
come inside of the house. Can dad take allergy pills?

-bonbon