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Ridiculous labelling (Not OT)
I've seen it all now...
I've been laid up all week with the flu and the night before last it was all I could do to stagger over to the garage opposite the flat to buy vital supplies like Lemsips and sundry cold cures. Anyway I am standing in the queue when I had a sudden vision of reproachful little faces reminding me that the litter box is not up to its usual standards and do I really want them to c**p on the floor?! Bliss! The garage sells cat litter, okay it's some sort of crystal stuff, which costs exorbitant amounts but at this point I'm not looking at the cost I'm trying not to walk an inch more than I have to and it's cold out and the shop that I usually get the stuff from is 5 minutes + extra walk so damn the cost!!!! But I had to laugh when I read the instructions "If ingested" Like anyone is going to eat cat litter!!!!! Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs PS And they didn't like the new litter very much. |
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"Lesley" wrote in message
ups.com... I've seen it all now... I've been laid up all week with the flu and the night before last it was all I could do to stagger over to the garage opposite the flat to buy vital supplies like Lemsips and sundry cold cures. Anyway I am standing in the queue when I had a sudden vision of reproachful little faces reminding me that the litter box is not up to its usual standards and do I really want them to c**p on the floor?! Bliss! The garage sells cat litter, okay it's some sort of crystal stuff, which costs exorbitant amounts but at this point I'm not looking at the cost I'm trying not to walk an inch more than I have to and it's cold out and the shop that I usually get the stuff from is 5 minutes + extra walk so damn the cost!!!! But I had to laugh when I read the instructions "If ingested" Like anyone is going to eat cat litter!!!!! Clearly, you haven't lived with a toddler (or can't remember) :-) Cary prefers stuffing it in his ears, but has been known to eat cat litter too. I can't imagine why, but he does! I guess its just one of theose toddler thigns to do. Yowie (Purrs for the flu) |
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Clearly, you haven't lived with a toddler (or can't remember) :-) Cary prefers stuffing it in his ears, but has been known to eat cat litter too. I can't imagine why, but he does! I guess its just one of theose toddler thigns to do. Dave did suggest that it was because children might eat it (Never having had children I don't know much about them although I get annoyed with people who ask if my cats are "subsitute children", no-one asks if someone's children are "subsitute cats") but it just cracked me up! (I needed a good laugh at the time!) Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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Clearly, you haven't lived with a toddler (or can't remember) :-) Cary prefers stuffing it in his ears, but has been known to eat cat litter too. I can't imagine why, but he does! I guess its just one of theose toddler thigns to do. Dave did suggest that it was because children might eat it (Never having had children I don't know much about them although I get annoyed with people who ask if my cats are "subsitute children", no-one asks if someone's children are "subsitute cats") but it just cracked me up! (I needed a good laugh at the time!) Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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Lesley wrote: I've seen it all now... I've been laid up all week with the flu and the night before last it was all I could do to stagger over to the garage opposite the flat to buy vital supplies like Lemsips and sundry cold cures. Anyway I am standing in the queue when I had a sudden vision of reproachful little faces reminding me that the litter box is not up to its usual standards and do I really want them to c**p on the floor?! Bliss! The garage sells cat litter, okay it's some sort of crystal stuff, which costs exorbitant amounts but at this point I'm not looking at the cost I'm trying not to walk an inch more than I have to and it's cold out and the shop that I usually get the stuff from is 5 minutes + extra walk so damn the cost!!!! But I had to laugh when I read the instructions "If ingested" Like anyone is going to eat cat litter!!!!! Lesley Awww... sorry you are under the weather. Hope you're feeling better *soon*. Actually, that crystal cat litters really looks like some little breath mints I bought recently. "Crystal Ice" or something like that. I can see a toddler wanting to eat it. Mine ate some whole lot less appetizing-looking things. Sherry |
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"Lesley" wrote in message oups.com... (Never having had children I don't know much about them although I get annoyed with people who ask if my cats are "subsitute children", no-one asks if someone's children are "subsitute cats") Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs This is so funny. Never thought of it this way, but... Charleen |
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Charleen Welton wrote: "Lesley" wrote in message oups.com... (Never having had children I don't know much about them although I get annoyed with people who ask if my cats are "subsitute children", no-one asks if someone's children are "subsitute cats") Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs This is so funny. Never thought of it this way, but... If any non-cat person with kids ever asks me if my cats are substitute children, I am going to ask them "Not really...do you find your children are satisfactory as substitute cats?" --Fil |
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But I had to laugh when I read the instructions "If ingested"
Like anyone is going to eat cat litter!!!!! Lesley Awww... sorry you are under the weather. Hope you're feeling better *soon*. Actually, that crystal cat litters really looks like some little breath mints I bought recently. "Crystal Ice" or something like that. I can see a toddler wanting to eat it. Mine ate some whole lot less appetizing-looking things. Sherry Forget the toddlers....my cats will eat organically-based litter such as LitterGreen, SWheat, something corn-based (don't remember name) if its in their boxes. Not deadly....this action is followed by much barfing throughout the house. Needless to say, TidyCat hard-clumping multiple-cat sand-like litter is our standby, never varying. |
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