Kitty Club Announcement: Mousing Kitty Club

On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 19:28:55 -0800, Frieda wrote:

This is cute!!

Da all yow gys talksy likes zis all ze tim?

Yup! Since we'z kitties, we don't haf to be bothered wif da grammar an
spelling rules dat hoomins use. We can use meow-chat.

Harri Roadcat

On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:54:53 -0800, Harri Roadcat
wrote:

I'z would like to announc da furmation of a new club, da Mousing Kitty
Club. It iz fur any kitties who hunts and catches meowsies, either da real
live kind or da toy kind. We'z will hold meetings where we will discuss
[shreddificated]

Alzo we cud kwalify iffen we katchez chipmunkz or volez or molez or
shrooz or lizzards or froggitz, tu, yes?

Chuggz,
GT an F-F



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The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (VC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger (DOC),
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

On 22 Nov 2005 19:28:55 -0800, "Frieda"
wrote:

This is cute!!

Da all yow gys talksy likes zis all ze tim?

Kute? Kute! Whaddya mean kute??? ITz moszly because we haff zuch
trubblementz getting owr thotz thru da thikk heddz ov owr sekretaryz
an pooter-opperatorz, or doin zose sily pooter-keyz wif katzen-pawz!

Yew try talkin to ozzer humiz thru a bukket ov grits an okra, an yew
will see a little bitz wat itz like gettin katzen thotz into a humin
hedd. An yew try typpin on yowr pooter keyz when yew are wearin
bigfat mittenz!

Kute, hummmph! I otta shedd awl ovfer yew, but ize tu sweetz to
akshewly do dat.

Sweeetly,
Ms. M-M


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The Fur Conspiracy:
Ms. Martha-Mound (VC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger (DOC),
Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]

Alzo we cud kwalify iffen we katchez chipmunkz or volez or molez or
shrooz or lizzards or froggitz, tu, yes?

Chuggz,
GT an F-F

Fur shoor! If we call da club da "Huntin Kitty Club", den any kitties da
hunt anyfing would qualify.

I like dat idearment. I'z good at catching meowsies, but I also catch
mofs and leezards and flies and flutterbys and all sorts of udder fings.

Harri Roadcat

silly hooman, you better 'priciate what we duz fur you more, Tiger, smiles
and headbutts hoomanz hand,...
Eileen Clark wrote in message
...
I would like to sign Callie up for this! A few months ago she got
sudden diahrrea and went to TED. An x-ray was taken, which TED showed
me, asking has she been outside at all? I said of course not. Then he
showed me tiny vertabrae in her stomach and said these are from a
mouse. I was shocked and in denial. But a month later I saw a mouse
in the garage! Callie had been keeping the house mouse-free for who
knows how long!

Meowmie Eileen

In article , Harri Roadcat
wrote:

I'z would like to announc da furmation of a new club, da Mousing Kitty
Club.

I wuuld likta chasey a lizzurd, TV
meee wrote in message
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I dussnt no if i an the gang of oRange can join...we dussn't have any
mousies. But I used to catch mousies when I liffed somewheres that mousies
liffed at. now I catches them liddle lizards what run up the walls inside
my
house....i eats them too, they are furry derlicious. anna birdies, only i
isn't allowed outside anny more so i just growls at them through the
window.
mebbe i can be an honorary mousie club member? Jasmine, hopefully

--
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cats.

Anonymous

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"Me" wrote in message
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Meee, mee, meee, ize wanna join. I kilt to mousies on da bak porch.

Snowflake

Ize a gud gud mouser, an I catched squirles an other gud stuff 'for I
was made an indoor only kittie.

Booker

Ize catch birdies, snakes, mousies, and gud stuff. Den I puts dem in da
litter box an cuvers dem up.

Chappie

(Hoomin note: I'm constantly pulling stuffed toys out of wastebaskets
and the litter box. I know the guilty party is Chappy)

Ize don't katch nuthin. I'ze too old.

Frieda



Harri Roadcat wrote:
I'z would like to announc da furmation of a new club, da Mousing Kitty
Club. It iz fur any kitties who hunts and catches meowsies, either da
real
live kind or da toy kind. We'z will hold meetings where we will
discuss
meowsing techniques, and what do you wif meowsies once you catch dem,
and
recipes fur cooking dem, and stuffz like dat. An of course we'z will
have
food at our meetings too.

Iz' not sure when we will hold our firstest meeting, but I fink it
ought
to be befur Kissamouse. At da firstest meeting we can elect ossifers
and
stuff like dat. I'z will post more when it looks like wez could mebbe
hold
a meeting.

Harri

Mine whole howze votez yez, efin Stormmee, currently xpurrt fiinger
hunter... OEJ fur her howze
Harri Roadcat wrote in message
news
On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 23:22:08 +0000, meee wrote:

I dussnt no if i an the gang of oRange can join...we dussn't have any
mousies. But I used to catch mousies when I liffed somewheres that
mousies
liffed at. now I catches them liddle lizards what run up the walls
inside my
house....i eats them too, they are furry derlicious. anna birdies, only
i
isn't allowed outside anny more so i just growls at them through the
window.
mebbe i can be an honorary mousie club member? Jasmine, hopefully

I fink all kitties dat hunt meowsies, real or toy, or hunt udder fings
could join. Since Pitoonya and mine brofur Sammy are so good at hunting
flies, I'z finking maybe we could make da club be a Hunting Kitties Club
like Sammy suggested. Den all of da gang of Orange could be full memfurs.

Harri

Hello, you already meeted mine wink, her iz bootiful. I lifez wif TV anna
OEJ, dey iz littermatez anna iz sefin, TV iz black anna white anna 19
powndz, OEJ iz a calico girlcat, alzo der iz trudi, small tuxido girlcat
anna Stormmee her iza baby kitty dat juz mofed in, Tiger fur hiz howze,
welcoming a new friend
Frieda wrote in message
oups.com...
This is cute!!

Da all yow gys talksy likes zis all ze tim?

ello again.

Mi nams Frieda, im 2 yrz old. Im a tabbi an I live in London!

On Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:01:40 -0800, Frieda wrote:

ello again.

Mi nams Frieda, im 2 yrz old. Im a tabbi an I live in London!

Hello, Frieda! I'm Harri Roadcat, I'z about one an a haf and I live in
Southern Catifurnia. I'm just a tiny kitty - my 6 month old brofur is lots
bigger than me. I got my name by riding around da country in a bigbig
semitruck wif mine hoomin, but we'z back at home now. I'z now a housecat
and mine Paw is now a compooter system adminisfurator.

We'z allez glad to welcome new kitties to da community.

Harri