For us girls

Three male cats and one female senior kitty here. Is there a manual
somewhere in my house that I'm not aware of? Does it have a picture of my
boobs that says "STAND HERE when hoomin is laying down"?

(Ouch, ouch, OOOUCH)!!

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·.·´¨ ¨)) -:¦:-
¸.·´ .·´¨¨))
Laurie
((¸¸.·´ ..·´
-:¦:- ((¸¸ ·.·

*~*LiveLoveLaugh*~*

All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
~Abraham Lincoln

I think it's a form of archetypal knowledge.....

Nanny


"~*LiveLoveLaugh*~" schreef in bericht
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Three male cats and one female senior kitty here. Is there a manual
somewhere in my house that I'm not aware of? Does it have a picture of my
boobs that says "STAND HERE when hoomin is laying down"?

(Ouch, ouch, OOOUCH)!!

--

·.·´¨ ¨)) -:¦:-
¸.·´ .·´¨¨))
Laurie
((¸¸.·´ ..·´
-:¦:- ((¸¸ ·.·

*~*LiveLoveLaugh*~*

All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
~Abraham Lincoln

"~*LiveLoveLaugh*~" wrote in message
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Three male cats and one female senior kitty here. Is there a manual
somewhere in my house that I'm not aware of? Does it have a picture of my
boobs that says "STAND HERE when hoomin is laying down"?

(Ouch, ouch, OOOUCH)!!


Yes. Or something to that effect. Your bladder, too, especially when
full.


--
Theresa and Dante
drtmuirATearthlink.net

Stinky Forever: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote:
Three male cats and one female senior kitty here. Is there a manual
somewhere in my house that I'm not aware of? Does it have a picture of my
boobs that says "STAND HERE when hoomin is laying down"?

(Ouch, ouch, OOOUCH)!!

Well, it did raise your attention didn't it?
Cats know how to, they are quick studies

~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote:
Three male cats and one female senior kitty here. Is there a manual
somewhere in my house that I'm not aware of? Does it have a picture
of my boobs that says "STAND HERE when hoomin is laying down"?

(Ouch, ouch, OOOUCH)!!

Boyfriend has that manual, and what's more he kneads too ;-) OUCH.

Tweed

"~*LiveLoveLaugh*~" wrote in message

Three male cats and one female senior kitty here. Is there a manual
somewhere in my house that I'm not aware of? Does it have a picture
of my boobs that says "STAND HERE when hoomin is laying down"?

Dunno, but I'm sure its in the same manual that says for 4 year old boys
"Whack Mummy in the boobs with your elbows hard and often, particularly if
shes coming up to her 'special Mummy time of the month'" and "Stamp on
Daddy's crotch every time you get onto Daddy's lap for a cuddle".

Yowie
--
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many
pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, icecream doesn't have bones.

~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote:

Three male cats and one female senior kitty here. Is there a manual
somewhere in my house that I'm not aware of? Does it have a picture
of my boobs that says "STAND HERE when hoomin is laying down"?

LOL, both of my girl kitties do this. Licky might do it as well,
but he's definitely not a stand-on-the-human kind of cat. I can only
imagine what a doctor might think, examining me and seeing lots of
little tiny red scratches and welts on my left breast. (And that's
another thing: why only the *left* one??)

I think that manual might be an animal taxonomy book. It says, "You
are a mammal. So you must look for the MAMMARIES."

--
Joyce ^..^

(To email me, remove the X's from my user name.)

~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote:
Three male cats and one female senior kitty here. Is there a manual
somewhere in my house that I'm not aware of? Does it have a picture of
my boobs that says "STAND HERE when hoomin is laying down"?

(Ouch, ouch, OOOUCH)!!



IMHO They look for the softest spot! MLB

"Yowie" wrote in news:6mk2tjFhd4vrU1
@mid.individual.net:

"Stamp on Daddy's crotch every time you get onto Daddy's lap for a
cuddle".

Cats know this one, too. We're just a bit less exposed most of the time.

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
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~*LiveLoveLaugh*~ wrote:
Three male cats and one female senior kitty here. Is there a manual
somewhere in my house that I'm not aware of? Does it have a picture
of my boobs that says "STAND HERE when hoomin is laying down"?

(Ouch, ouch, OOOUCH)!!

Boyfriend has that manual, and what's more he kneads too ;-) OUCH.

Tweed


Aww, he's such a sweetie. He wuvs you.


--
Theresa and Dante
drtmuirATearthlink.net

Stinky Forever: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh