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  #11  
Old November 15th 11, 10:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

On Nov 13, 5:51*pm, "cshenk" wrote:
Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. *See, Meowmie
cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. *Dat means, a biggie birdie!

Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark
meat dat time! *Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to
make due wif the white meat. *I peeked though and dis time she's made a
BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us (3
2foots and 3 4foots).

I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti Mabel's
15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! *I sawz. *She
wroten down 2 duckies! *2 big Turkey birdees! *I peeked anna she's got
3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red fleshed fishies
dats close to 18 lbs.

Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! *Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur
you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. *You'z all gonna lov mai back
porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna
maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets
treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns.

--


Hewwo! I wil party wif yoo butted must tel aw da d*gs dat dey is gnot
to poot dere big faces up cwose to mine widdl fase. Den I skwatch
dem.

Heer is a nise gifpt fur Anti Mabl. i wapped itted minesefl wif wuvwy
tishoo paypre an curld wibbons, fur wich mine clawz wer furry good.
Pwees furgiff da shreddy appeerents ob da wapping. Dat wuz awso
cawsed by mine claws.

Happy Burfday Antie Maybl!
MeOwy
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Old November 19th 11, 08:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!


"cshenk" wrote in message
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Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie
cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie
birdie!


Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark
meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to
make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time she's made
a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us

(3
2foots and 3 4foots).


I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti
Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I
sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked
anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red
fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs.


Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur
you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov mai

back
porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna
maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets
treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns.


Gramby wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

O t rubs his belly hen calls Harri. Hey dere boogtifulz girl cat, iz
u readi ta stardt da holiday sezon. I be dere ta git urselfz soom
and we wil go wishez auntie mable a happi day. Come on Lizzy it ur
glad rags on it is pardiee timez!!!


gud gud gud!

Meowmie jus came back frum dat place dat sells all dem birdies! She's
got all dat we wanted anna is plotting special treats. Yesterdauy she
went to date store dat sells all dem live blue crabbies. Iffin youz a
bold kittah, you kin play wif dem before we cooks'em. Dey will be inna
dey red cooler wif the lid ajar anna sleepy like on ice but dey wakes
up fast iffin ya poke'em.

Wez also got a huge red salmon surrounded by shrimpies wif the heads
still on!

Fur those who like a little veggies, wez gonna have steamed green beans
(Cash and Aunti Mabel like's em so I think doggies must) anna buternut
squashes (I likes a little mashed up maiself).

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!


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Old November 19th 11, 08:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

Harri Roadcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On Sun, 13 Nov 2011 20:13:33 -0600, Gramby wrote:

O t rubs his belly hen calls Harri. Hey dere boogtifulz girl cat,
iz u readi ta stardt da holiday sezon. I be dere ta git urselfz
soom and we wil go wishez auntie mable a happi day. Come on Lizzy
it ur glad rags on it is pardiee timez!!!


I isz brushing mine furz and putting a ribbon on mine tail, then I
will be right there.


Guddiee!



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Old November 19th 11, 08:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

Mosey =^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:





Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie
cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie
birdie!


Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest
dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we
has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time
she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as
dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots).


I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti
Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I
sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked
anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big
red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs.


Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready
fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov
mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem
play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about
anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to
usuns.


O, hai, wt iz nise tu she yu pozt ugin n owr famli wud luv tew
selebrate Auntie Mable's 15th Birfdai wif yu.. Iz der innyfing weh
kan bring?

Luffs
Mosey, Meowy, owr bitties, Tygur n Mayzy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps,
BobQat n Mimzy.

(weh r awl cats n nawt uzed tu doggiez haowefur. )


Oh, Aunti just wants to have fun! She says, bring a big smile! She
anna Cash are big kittah friends anna wez sure no one will bring any
doggies dat aren't jus like dem.

Meowmie is trying to figure out how to make a cake wif no grain anna 15
candles den I remindered her ob dat grinder. She grinned anna
defrosted a second HUGE birdie anna is making a raw birdie an chicken
gizzard/hearts 'cake' anna using mashed butternut squash fur the
'icing'. Both my doggie friends has to not eat graines anna i get bad
ear stuff iffin i do too much which is gud gud because we only gets da
BESTEST here cause of it!

Chez Shenk's open fur business!
Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!


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Old November 19th 11, 08:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

Booker wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Ohh! Dat would be lovely! Aunti says she's happi fur a smile anna to
watch young things play but I'd love sum nip cider!

She anna I hab catched 5 mousies anna are studiously huntin fur more.
Meowmie sez she needs 2 more to make a decent mousie bone broth soup
with little slivers of delectable mousie all through it. Mebbe one
event kin be catch a mousie fur dinner? Dat sounds like fun! Dere's a
big field just packed wif mousies a short walk frum here.

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!

Weze wud luv to kom tu da party! Wat kin weze bringz? Howz bout weze
bring nip cider?

Booker, Chappy an Snowflake

On 11/13/2011 5:51 PM, cshenk wrote:
Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie
cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie
birdie!

Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest
dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we
has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time
she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as
dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots).

I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti
Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I
sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked
anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big
red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs.

Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready
fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov
mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem
play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about
anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to
usuns.




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Old November 19th 11, 08:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

Storrmmee wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

we willz be der, OEJ fur her fish lofin howze...

ps, soft iz not allowed beclawz she will eatsa duck liksa beagal, OEJ
"cshenk" wrote in message
...
Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie
cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie
birdie!

Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest
dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we
has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time
she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as
dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots).

I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti
Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I
sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked
anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big
red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs.

Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready
fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov
mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem
play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about
anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to
usuns.

--


Gudgudgud! hehehe we gots lots of duckie! So much food! Because
meowmie knows us 4foots like lots of raw meats, she's being real
careful to properly defrost stuff sos it don't have to be cooked fur
some of it. Lots of sashimi (dats raw fishies).

Deres only 1 rule. Wez not allowed to go fishing inna dat big tank
inna de livingroom. We kin watch'em anna pawpaw the glass to say hello
but no eating dem. Oh last cruise we had a fishie? Iffin dey wants to
come too, wez a big comfy tank dey kin play in!

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!


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Old November 19th 11, 08:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

Mosey =^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Ohh you will luv duckies! Mai favorite treat is Blue Wilderness kibble
gently rolled inna little ducky fat gudness. Meowmie serves a little
tray wif kibble anna dipping bowl of ducky fat. Drop kibble in anna
roll it a bit den CHOMP.

Le Sigh, I tried to catched a ducky as dey likes our yard when it's
time to move fur the seasons but deyz too fast. Cash anna Aunti Mabel
sez dez caught lots of dem but first their earlier 2foots shotted dem
so dey fell down anna dey picked dem up and brought'm back. Dey neber
gotted to eat ducky until dey came here to Chez Shenk's.

(Aunti Mabel breaks in for a moment) "Yes dear, we weren't allowed to
have any and no wonder! We'd not have given them to our hunter masters
if we knew how good they were! Hope to see you Mosey! I can't believe
I am turning 15!" says Aunti Mabel.

Yu qwack meh up OEJ waffs...Mosey, hu haz neber eetn uh duck.




we willz be der, OEJ fur her fish lofin howze...


ps, soft iz not allowed beclawz she will eatsa duck liksa beagal,
OEJ

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Old November 19th 11, 09:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

Meowy wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On Nov 13, 5:51*pm, "cshenk" wrote:
Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. *See, Meowmie
cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. *Dat means, a biggie
birdie!

Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest
dark meat dat time! *Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we
has to make due wif the white meat. *I peeked though and dis time
she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as
dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots).

I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti
Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! *I
sawz. *She wroten down 2 duckies! *2 big Turkey birdees! *I peeked
anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big
red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs.

Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! *Wez all cleaning up anna be ready
fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. *You'z all gonna lov
mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem
play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about
anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to
usuns.

--


Hewwo! I wil party wif yoo butted must tel aw da d*gs dat dey is gnot
to poot dere big faces up cwose to mine widdl fase. Den I skwatch
dem.

Heer is a nise gifpt fur Anti Mabl. i wapped itted minesefl wif wuvwy
tishoo paypre an curld wibbons, fur wich mine clawz wer furry good.
Pwees furgiff da shreddy appeerents ob da wapping. Dat wuz awso
cawsed by mine claws.

Happy Burfday Antie Maybl!
MeOwy


'Ah, not to worry my fine furry friend! I am so delighted to have your
company and the gift is lovely! My old claws which unlike yours can
not retract, are quite a problem when wrapping gifts as well. Meowmie
is giving me a pedicure shortly fur the parti. She found *just* the
right shade of tan to match one part of my tricolor beagleness! I like
cats although I had not met one befur Daisy-chan. She and i share a
history of too much time in the 'out' though I had a sort of careless
'owner' who usually remembered to feed me once a day.'

Pawsing for a moment, Aunti continues: 'We gather my fellow 4foot
friends, to celebrate not only my turning 15, a very venerable age for
a dog, but the love that so many 2foots have and show us in the
generousity of their spirits. Like many of us, my life has not always
been easy but I have been gifted at last with a perfect home. I had
heard the term whispered quietly among us outdoor hunting beagles of
'only home' and never really understood it. It always came from the
outsiders who had been stolen. They had once had a real home and we
others were silently jelous but felt we were better off overall as we
had nothing to miss. We did not understand. Now at last, I do. I
have been blessed in my final years and wish to share my happiness with
you all. Since finding my perfect home, I even learned about cats and
found out I like them!'

Aunti Mabel, Loving and living

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Old November 20th 11, 11:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

diz sowndz wunnerfulz,... six cats prepur ta arrife...

btw daisy, make urwn hoomin sharez dat pumpkin pie wif ursef, itz truly a
gud hoomin fud, OEJ the partikular.


"cshenk" wrote in message
...

"cshenk" wrote in message
...

Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie
cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie
birdie!


Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest dark
meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we has to
make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time she's made
a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as dere's 6 of us

(3
2foots and 3 4foots).


I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti
Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I
sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked
anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big red
fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs.


Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready fur
you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov mai

back
porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem play inna
maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about anna gets
treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to usuns.


Gramby wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

O t rubs his belly hen calls Harri. Hey dere boogtifulz girl cat, iz
u readi ta stardt da holiday sezon. I be dere ta git urselfz soom
and we wil go wishez auntie mable a happi day. Come on Lizzy it ur
glad rags on it is pardiee timez!!!


gud gud gud!

Meowmie jus came back frum dat place dat sells all dem birdies! She's
got all dat we wanted anna is plotting special treats. Yesterdauy she
went to date store dat sells all dem live blue crabbies. Iffin youz a
bold kittah, you kin play wif dem before we cooks'em. Dey will be inna
dey red cooler wif the lid ajar anna sleepy like on ice but dey wakes
up fast iffin ya poke'em.

Wez also got a huge red salmon surrounded by shrimpies wif the heads
still on!

Fur those who like a little veggies, wez gonna have steamed green beans
(Cash and Aunti Mabel like's em so I think doggies must) anna buternut
squashes (I likes a little mashed up maiself).

Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!


--



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Old November 20th 11, 11:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Party wif Chez Shenks! Aunti Mabrl Birfday Bash!

we iz beree gwad ursef hazza perfekt home, which by da definishun must haffa
kittee or it wuldint be perfekt...

we iz beree gwad dat ursef haz getted whut efuri cat, anna doggie shuld haf,
MH who knowz urown pain
"cshenk" wrote in message
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Meowy wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On Nov 13, 5:51 pm, "cshenk" wrote:
Maiself thinks it may be near Aunti Mabels' birthday. See, Meowmie
cleared a big spot inna dat chest freezer. Dat means, a biggie
birdie!

Wez all get lots of it on birdiee day. Wez even gets dat bestest
dark meat dat time! Normally dey steals all dat fur them anna we
has to make due wif the white meat. I peeked though and dis time
she's made a BIG hole so it's a BIG BIRDEE! Dats gud gud gud as
dere's 6 of us (3 2foots and 3 4foots).

I asked Meowmie iffin we kin host a little party here fur Aunti
Mabel's 15th birthday anna she smiled anna made eben MORE room! I
sawz. She wroten down 2 duckies! 2 big Turkey birdees! I peeked
anna she's got 3 whole flounder fishies anna whole one of dem big
red fleshed fishies dats close to 18 lbs.

Meowmie sez, lets hab a parti! Wez all cleaning up anna be ready
fur you all who'z wanna come by 23 November. You'z all gonna lov
mai back porch! Dem as has doggie friends, kin perch anna watch dem
play inna maze meowmie makes wif my Charlotte-buddy. Dey runs about
anna gets treats while we lafs anna gets our treats brought to
usuns.

--


Hewwo! I wil party wif yoo butted must tel aw da d*gs dat dey is gnot
to poot dere big faces up cwose to mine widdl fase. Den I skwatch
dem.

Heer is a nise gifpt fur Anti Mabl. i wapped itted minesefl wif wuvwy
tishoo paypre an curld wibbons, fur wich mine clawz wer furry good.
Pwees furgiff da shreddy appeerents ob da wapping. Dat wuz awso
cawsed by mine claws.

Happy Burfday Antie Maybl!
MeOwy


'Ah, not to worry my fine furry friend! I am so delighted to have your
company and the gift is lovely! My old claws which unlike yours can
not retract, are quite a problem when wrapping gifts as well. Meowmie
is giving me a pedicure shortly fur the parti. She found *just* the
right shade of tan to match one part of my tricolor beagleness! I like
cats although I had not met one befur Daisy-chan. She and i share a
history of too much time in the 'out' though I had a sort of careless
'owner' who usually remembered to feed me once a day.'

Pawsing for a moment, Aunti continues: 'We gather my fellow 4foot
friends, to celebrate not only my turning 15, a very venerable age for
a dog, but the love that so many 2foots have and show us in the
generousity of their spirits. Like many of us, my life has not always
been easy but I have been gifted at last with a perfect home. I had
heard the term whispered quietly among us outdoor hunting beagles of
'only home' and never really understood it. It always came from the
outsiders who had been stolen. They had once had a real home and we
others were silently jelous but felt we were better off overall as we
had nothing to miss. We did not understand. Now at last, I do. I
have been blessed in my final years and wish to share my happiness with
you all. Since finding my perfect home, I even learned about cats and
found out I like them!'

Aunti Mabel, Loving and living

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