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Old March 21st 06, 08:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 14:13:28 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow, Countess! How iz yourownself today?

Dese chefs iz wunderul, don't you fink? I asked them to prepare
lopster thermidor, crayfishees wif garlic-nip sawce, roast beast wif
sawse Bernaise an a duck confit. I see dat yuv fownd da oyster and
shrimpp appitizers, and I'ze certain dat dere will be wunnerful
desserts.

Dere's da Inspektor an hiz wink. waves


Ahh, bon swar kitties! shakes paws with the boy-cats, kisses the
paws of the lady-cats May we sit wif you?

pulls up a cushion for him and his wink, and produces a few bottles
of white nip-wine I haff brought sum ov my wines from my cellar for
yourownselves, and zeze should go furry, furry well wif zee oysterz.
deftly slurps one as he produces a folding corkscrew from his pocket

Ummm, delicious! he pours the wine first for the lady-kitties, then
for the boy-kitties.

Ahh, zee toast zen, to owr gracious hosts for a wonderful, relaksink
holiday! A votre santé!
--
à bientôt,

Jacques
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Old March 21st 06, 08:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Meow, Countess! How iz yourownself today?

I ist doing excellent, fangu! Zis is proving to be a most enjoyable
cruise. I am zo glad zat you invited me along!

Dese chefs iz wunderul, don't you fink? I asked them to prepare
lopster thermidor, crayfishees wif garlic-nip sawce, roast beast wif
sawse Bernaise an a duck confit. I see dat yuv fownd da oyster and
shrimpp appitizers, and I'ze certain dat dere will be wunnerful
desserts.


Oh, zat sounds so very yummy...

Dere's da Inspektor an hiz wink. waves


Yes, hello, Imspecktor and Bridget. Please come join us fur dinner und
drinks.

CountessK
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Old March 22nd 06, 12:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Tiger signals the waiter kitty to bring more kushinz anna to take more drink
orderz,...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:13:04 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws
typed:

that shuuld tazte gud togefur I iz smellin da fuds, Mine loverly

wifekitty
whut iz we eatin fur dinner aniway, Tiger, mofin da kuzhinz so the

countess
kan haf her drinkz cloze


Meow, Countess! How iz yourownself today?

Dese chefs iz wunderul, don't you fink? I asked them to prepare
lopster thermidor, crayfishees wif garlic-nip sawce, roast beast wif
sawse Bernaise an a duck confit. I see dat yuv fownd da oyster and
shrimpp appitizers, and I'ze certain dat dere will be wunnerful
desserts.

Dere's da Inspektor an hiz wink. waves

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
3/21/2006 2:08:38 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net



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Old March 22nd 06, 12:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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great wine, Tiger takez an oyzter ta see... mmm dat duz tzte gud,...
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
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On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 14:13:28 -0500, Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow, Countess! How iz yourownself today?

Dese chefs iz wunderul, don't you fink? I asked them to prepare
lopster thermidor, crayfishees wif garlic-nip sawce, roast beast wif
sawse Bernaise an a duck confit. I see dat yuv fownd da oyster and
shrimpp appitizers, and I'ze certain dat dere will be wunnerful
desserts.

Dere's da Inspektor an hiz wink. waves


Ahh, bon swar kitties! shakes paws with the boy-cats, kisses the
paws of the lady-cats May we sit wif you?

pulls up a cushion for him and his wink, and produces a few bottles
of white nip-wine I haff brought sum ov my wines from my cellar for
yourownselves, and zeze should go furry, furry well wif zee oysterz.
deftly slurps one as he produces a folding corkscrew from his pocket

Ummm, delicious! he pours the wine first for the lady-kitties, then
for the boy-kitties.

Ahh, zee toast zen, to owr gracious hosts for a wonderful, relaksink
holiday! A votre santé!
--
à bientôt,

Jacques



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Old March 22nd 06, 12:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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when the inspektor and hiz wink are seated tiger getz an idermint... He
lookz at hiz wifekitty anna winkz anna wigglez one ear...

inspektor, we were talkin earlier anna one of the thingz we wuz discussin
wuz hafin a wink so i thinked it wuuld be innerestin ifin da girlkittyz wuld
tell how dey meeted der winkz anna 'bout der courtship, whatdaya guyz think,
Tiger desperately hopin diz izunt too personal
Countess Katzenplatzen wrote in message
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Meow, Countess! How iz yourownself today?


I ist doing excellent, fangu! Zis is proving to be a most enjoyable
cruise. I am zo glad zat you invited me along!

Dese chefs iz wunderul, don't you fink? I asked them to prepare
lopster thermidor, crayfishees wif garlic-nip sawce, roast beast wif
sawse Bernaise an a duck confit. I see dat yuv fownd da oyster and
shrimpp appitizers, and I'ze certain dat dere will be wunnerful
desserts.


Oh, zat sounds so very yummy...

Dere's da Inspektor an hiz wink. waves


Yes, hello, Imspecktor and Bridget. Please come join us fur dinner und
drinks.

CountessK


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Old March 22nd 06, 02:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 17:22:55 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

when the inspektor and hiz wink are seated tiger getz an idermint... He
lookz at hiz wifekitty anna winkz anna wigglez one ear...

inspektor, we were talkin earlier anna one of the thingz we wuz discussin
wuz hafin a wink so i thinked it wuuld be innerestin ifin da girlkittyz wuld
tell how dey meeted der winkz anna 'bout der courtship, whatdaya guyz think,
Tiger desperately hopin diz izunt too personal


Oh, zees is an eggzelent idea! An eggzelent way for us kitties to get to
know each uzzer better!

Countess K

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Old March 22nd 06, 03:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Dat wud be furry innerestin. Lessee, whut winked kitteez iz heer: derez yoo
an Anaïs... who else?

Sundance, starting to wonder if Pitoonya is OK

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
when the inspektor and hiz wink are seated tiger getz an idermint... He
lookz at hiz wifekitty anna winkz anna wigglez one ear...

inspektor, we were talkin earlier anna one of the thingz we wuz discussin
wuz hafin a wink so i thinked it wuuld be innerestin ifin da girlkittyz
wuld
tell how dey meeted der winkz anna 'bout der courtship, whatdaya guyz
think,
Tiger desperately hopin diz izunt too personal



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Old March 22nd 06, 03:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Fangks, Tiger!

Sundance puts some of the shrimp on his plate

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
it iz veri nize, I hope da kittenz sleep well, I am checking on stormmee
kuz
her duzint nap veri much, her izunt normal fur a kitten you know, her haz
efin more energi dan uzual, Tiger, passin a plate of shrimpeez ta sundanze
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
The kittens are now quietly below, the chefs are beginning to set up,
the bar-kitty is ready, and the barge is cruisong slowly under the
stars

Anaïs, Tiger and Sundance are relaxing on a cushion, waiting to see
which kitty will be the next one up to join them.

"ANaïs says to no one in particular: "What a luffly nite, izn't it?
Almost purrfeck, good friends, good fud and a nice kwiet eefinink..."
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
3/20/2006 4:07:31 PM
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Old March 22nd 06, 03:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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[Sundance, who was about to start chomping on shrimp, decides he should mind
his manners around the countess, and starts eating more politely than
usual.]

"Countess Katzenplatzen" wrote in message
news

Greetinks, greetinks, efurrykitty! Waz zat not a delightful parade? Zose
kittens were just so cute! Und Monsieur Tiger, you vere furry dignified
und handzome marching wiz zee kittens. Monsieur Samuel, did I not see you
marching as vell? Furry dignified indeed.

Oh, I smell ze food. Zat must mean zat ze buffet is almost ready. How
lofely! I am gettink somevhat hungry, mineself.

Mme. Anais, was not zat parade marvelous? Such attractive kittens. Und
zose kittens in ze front, ze ones wif ze long tails - zat dancing und
twirling was so furry creative!

Countess K


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Old March 22nd 06, 05:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:38:22 GMT, Sundance's little, agile paws typed:

Dat wud be furry innerestin. Lessee, whut winked kitteez iz heer: derez yoo
an Anaïs... who else?

Sundance, starting to wonder if Pitoonya is OK

I'm sure she is, Sundance!

An deres Cleo an TV, Sammy an Lillith.... what uffer kitties?


--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
3/21/2006 11:30:46 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
 




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