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  #21  
Old March 5th 09, 04:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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ok we liked dat tur, letz go anna lukit owrz rum, which one iz we spozedta
be in... OEJ looks at ameliia, anna stutterz justa bit, I iz willta share
wif Barbi kuz ifin i iz veri luki den she will findsa mancat anna go to lif
at hisown howze, OEJ, with barbi Trudi, Stormmee anna Trudi following her
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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O My, thiz iz empressiff!
Fangu, Amelia furr diz wunnerfool toor. Du we need tu kno weer owr
lyfeboatz ar?

Pitoonya


Oh, that's an excellent question! The Chief Steward will be leading us
through a lifeboat drill a little bit later, but until then, you can see
that we have big lifeboats all along both sides of the yacht. They're
fully automated - kitties jump in, then somekitty has to push the big red
button, and the lifeboat takes over and does everything else all by
itself.

Amelia



  #22  
Old March 5th 09, 04:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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On Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:26:26 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

ok we liked dat tur, letz go anna lukit owrz rum, which one iz we
spozedta be in... OEJ looks at ameliia, anna stutterz justa bit, I iz
willta share wif Barbi kuz ifin i iz veri luki den she will findsa
mancat anna go to lif at hisown howze, OEJ, with barbi Trudi, Stormmee
anna Trudi following her


Right now I've got you listed as having stateroom 1 on the A deck. All of
your luggage should already be there. f you'd like a different room, or a
room on a different deck, just let me know.

Amelia
  #23  
Old March 5th 09, 06:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 00:46:38 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

tiger is layin next to hiz wife kittee lettin da girlz talk, he haz drunk
hizown nip whiski anna iz alreadi snorin and absorbin alla sun he kan, ...
he thinkz as he dozes off... I iz gladta be here butted i sure duz miz cleo,
I iz gonna hafta be xtru nize to TV, Tiger


[Anaïs, napping on a deck chair with Tiger in the late afternoon sun,
stretches then yawns. She looks at her husband-cat sleeping
peacefully, and gently grooms his ears and the back of his head. He
stirs, and she whispers:]

Yoo keep nappink, I'ze going to da spa fur a while, den we can get
dwessed fur dinner, hokay?

[She walks to the spa, and passes Cleopatra's office. She hesitates
with her paw on the doorknob, then enters. The shade is up, and the
streaming sunlight catches the glint of Cleo's black Montblanc
"Diplocat" pen on the desk, next to Cleo's engraved stationery. She
looks around and sees dozens of photos, all neatly framed on the
walls. She walks as if in a gallery and looking at pictures of Cleo
with various heads of state, smiles as she sees Cleo with Luciano
Catarotti in front of La Scala, and stops at one of the Orient
Express. The entire community is alongside the Express at the siding
in Parma; and Anaïs pauses as she sees the smiling faces of the cats
in this community. She notes those dearly, departed kitties: Allegra,
Captain Midnight, Kitty Schotland, Miss Violette, and of course Cleo
herself. She sniffs as she remembers their faces and their meowing
voices, turns and sadly leaves the office and continues to the spa...]

Ahhhh, Mme Anaïs, how iz yourself?, asks a lady-cat attendant. I haff
a hot mineral-baff Jacuzzi reddy, wood you like to get in, then a
massage and fur brushing?

Oh yes, that sounds so relaksing, she replies, and gets in up to her
eyes as the pine-scented water swirls around her.

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/5/2009 12:21:31 PM
  #24  
Old March 5th 09, 06:40 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Countess Persia Katzenplatzen[_3_]
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On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 00:57:15 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

may i skort yoursef, i hazn't been her sinze it wuz redun, TV


Ob cawze yoo may, she replies as she takes TV's arm. And how haff yoo
an yur clowder been?

--
All ov mine Purrs,

Countess Persia Katzenplatzen
3/5/2009 12:40:06 PM
  #25  
Old March 5th 09, 06:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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dat iz fine, thankz fur bein so orgnanized... puawses, err, qweetli, you
needsa talkta TV when you haza minute ta go wif himsef to hisown rum, I know
you purbabli putted hisef where him anna cleo stayed, juzt mak sure you goez
wif hisef when he is readi, OEJ, knowin herown brofur
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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On Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:26:26 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

ok we liked dat tur, letz go anna lukit owrz rum, which one iz we
spozedta be in... OEJ looks at ameliia, anna stutterz justa bit, I iz
willta share wif Barbi kuz ifin i iz veri luki den she will findsa
mancat anna go to lif at hisown howze, OEJ, with barbi Trudi, Stormmee
anna Trudi following her


Right now I've got you listed as having stateroom 1 on the A deck. All of
your luggage should already be there. f you'd like a different room, or a
room on a different deck, just let me know.

Amelia



  #26  
Old March 5th 09, 06:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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you hasta pik owt whut we iz wearin, Tiger dozin agin... he thinkz, you know
i iz purti luki, ta be a senor kittee, to haf fownd sucha wunner wink,
Tiger, dozin agin
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 00:46:38 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

tiger is layin next to hiz wife kittee lettin da girlz talk, he haz drunk
hizown nip whiski anna iz alreadi snorin and absorbin alla sun he kan,
...
he thinkz as he dozes off... I iz gladta be here butted i sure duz miz
cleo,
I iz gonna hafta be xtru nize to TV, Tiger


[Anaïs, napping on a deck chair with Tiger in the late afternoon sun,
stretches then yawns. She looks at her husband-cat sleeping
peacefully, and gently grooms his ears and the back of his head. He
stirs, and she whispers:]

Yoo keep nappink, I'ze going to da spa fur a while, den we can get
dwessed fur dinner, hokay?

[She walks to the spa, and passes Cleopatra's office. She hesitates
with her paw on the doorknob, then enters. The shade is up, and the
streaming sunlight catches the glint of Cleo's black Montblanc
"Diplocat" pen on the desk, next to Cleo's engraved stationery. She
looks around and sees dozens of photos, all neatly framed on the
walls. She walks as if in a gallery and looking at pictures of Cleo
with various heads of state, smiles as she sees Cleo with Luciano
Catarotti in front of La Scala, and stops at one of the Orient
Express. The entire community is alongside the Express at the siding
in Parma; and Anaïs pauses as she sees the smiling faces of the cats
in this community. She notes those dearly, departed kitties: Allegra,
Captain Midnight, Kitty Schotland, Miss Violette, and of course Cleo
herself. She sniffs as she remembers their faces and their meowing
voices, turns and sadly leaves the office and continues to the spa...]

Ahhhh, Mme Anaïs, how iz yourself?, asks a lady-cat attendant. I haff
a hot mineral-baff Jacuzzi reddy, wood you like to get in, then a
massage and fur brushing?

Oh yes, that sounds so relaksing, she replies, and gets in up to her
eyes as the pine-scented water swirls around her.

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/5/2009 12:21:31 PM



  #27  
Old March 5th 09, 07:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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TV is glad to hafa kompanion onna tour, anna sucha gud furnd, TV, enjoys the
tur anna cowntesses kompani, It realli iz wunnerful isunt it? TV
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On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 00:57:15 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

may i skort yoursef, i hazn't been her sinze it wuz redun, TV


Ob cawze yoo may, she replies as she takes TV's arm. And how haff yoo
an yur clowder been?

--
All ov mine Purrs,

Countess Persia Katzenplatzen
3/5/2009 12:40:06 PM



  #28  
Old March 5th 09, 07:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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On Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:57:28 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

dat iz fine, thankz fur bein so orgnanized... puawses, err, qweetli, you
needsa talkta TV when you haza minute ta go wif himsef to hisown rum, I
know you purbabli putted hisef where him anna cleo stayed, juzt mak sure
you goez wif hisef when he is readi, OEJ, knowin herown brofur


Oh, that's an excellent idea! I hadn't thought of that.

Amelia
  #29  
Old March 5th 09, 07:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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himz is dowin purti well kuz he knowz dat cleo is feelin betterer n waitin
fur doze who lof her but himz iz justa little sad, it haz heped dat da ship
lukz diffurnt, OEJ
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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On Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:57:28 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

dat iz fine, thankz fur bein so orgnanized... puawses, err, qweetli, you
needsa talkta TV when you haza minute ta go wif himsef to hisown rum, I
know you purbabli putted hisef where him anna cleo stayed, juzt mak sure
you goez wif hisef when he is readi, OEJ, knowin herown brofur


Oh, that's an excellent idea! I hadn't thought of that.

Amelia



  #30  
Old March 5th 09, 08:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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snip

The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane, and Miss Tina Marie. Rosco goes up to Stormmee and gives her a headbutt. "I've missed yourownselves," he meows.


Meow, Anais and Tiger! I'm sure you remember Captain Legrand from our
earlier adventures. Captain, thank you for receiving us and making
arrangements for this cruise.

[Capt Legrand] Eez my pleasure, Madame Amelia. We were all zo sad ofer ze
passing of Mme Cleopatra zat it will be wonderful fur all of usses to be
underway again. Chef Henri has stocked up with more wonderful gourmet
delights zan I have ever seen before, so I belief zis shall be an
eggzelent cruise.

[Amelia] I am sure it will be. We are all very much looking forward to
this.


 




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