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October 10th 03, 10:42 PM
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Jellicle Ball: Calling of Names
As the last gleam of daylight fades, a small brown tabby steps
briskly to the podium. She is wearing a short cape embroidered with a tiny Union Jack on the collar and fastened with a pin in the shape of a winged beige cat. Securing her notes against a crisp but gentle breeze, she gazes briefly at the perfectly round Jellicle moon as it rises between two great stone monoliths, clears her throat, and begins to speak. Gud eefning, mine deer frends, an welcome to Stonehenge, Salisbury Playn neer Amesbury, England, UK. An welcom to da 8ft annyuall Jellicle Ball. We ar gaffurrd here to pay tribyoot to an to onor da memreees ov kitties (an gud frends ov kitties) hoo haff gone on ahed. Wee reememfur dere tuch, dere voysis, dere brite eyes an luffly faysis; wee reememfur dis wun's brayf inqwisitiffniss an luff ov cuddulls, an dat wun's injoymint ov a qwiet eefning's walk crosst a feeld wiff her hoomins. Eech wun yoonique an stunning in dere beeyooty an spirit, eech wun held tite in owr harts fureffur. Da mirucull dat wee manidjd to meeet an to luff eech offur is wun ov da wundurrs ov life. It has beecom owr tradishun to furrst call wun naym wich repreesents menny, to send owr deeep reespekts an affekshun to dose kitties wee did not no by naym, dey hoo did not find dere TrooHomes in dis life. Dey ar heeeld now frum all woonds, curd ov all illniss, an lernin frum owr luffd wuns whut it is to bee caryd for an cherisshd as dey wayt payshintly at da Bridge fur da hoomin hoo shud haff bin deres. I call dere nayms, da Jellicle Honorees: Unknown Kitties, House of Bast Darby, House of Adams Goldie, House of Babcock Stella, House of Babcock Sweet Pea, House of Babcock Cosmic, House of Bast Domonic, House of Batson Dusty, House of Berkebile Marvin, House of Berkebile Naseema, House of Berkebile Angus, House of Berry Cuddles, House of Bixler Lenny, House of Botari Peter, House of Carter Ayala, House of Clark Pouncer, House of Condon Bo Diddley, House of Cooper Emmy Lou, House of Dowden Ben, House of Gilliat Bindi, House of Gilliat Harriet, House of Gilliat Sami, House of Gittel Widget, House of Graffious Fluffy, House of Heather Poppacat, House of Koster Beeko, House of Matlick Bess, House of Mahoney Bonnie, House of Mahoney Bridget, House of Mahoney Cassandra, House of Mahoney Cinderella, House of Mahoney DD, House of Mahoney Frisky, House of Mahoney Henry, House of Mahoney Mr Gray, House of Mahoney Rory, House of Mahoney Tigger House of Mahoney Tessie, House of Matlick Thistle, House of McIntyre Mao, House of Miller Schmutz, House of Pommerehn Boo, House of Rankin CC, House of Rankin Unnamed Kitten, House of Reay Zachary, House of Ricketts Cruiser, House of Ruskin Rascal, House of Ruwe Chicklett, House of Scaldini Felix, House of Scaldini Sly, House of Scaldini Tiger Lily, House of Scaldini Toto, House of Scaldini-Klimm Spook, House of Scott Spock, House of Seufert Sunset, House of Seufert Mr. Magoo, House of Shaw Harlequin, House of Smith Kryssie, House of Smith Meowrice, House of Smith Mewsette, House of Smith Renee, House of Smith Stacy, House of Smith Ebony, House of Stapley Shirley, House of Stapley Teilo, House of Turner Barb, House of Watson Little Bit, House of Wikler-Cook Penrod, House of Wikler-Cook Edie, House of Wyatt 
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October 11th 03, 12:26 AM
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**sniffle** Orl doze naymes.....
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October 11th 03, 06:21 AM
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October 11th 03, 12:13 PM
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Fangu, Mietze. Yu always do such a gudgud job at this. -- Regards Jetadiah and his hooman, Fred Remove FFFf to reply, please
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#6
October 11th 03, 02:28 PM
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Boggity Boggsworth wrote in message ...
sssniff I said I would do it.... While he was NOT a CAT but a D*G please add CRUSISER house of Ruskin (maybe at the very end of the list...)
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October 11th 03, 05:56 PM
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October 11th 03, 10:43 PM
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The RankinKatz wrote:
Jordan climbs high atop the stones with a big bunch of brightly colored balloons, ready to pop them in honor of his very special friend Spook at an appropriate moment Bootsie, Gizmo, and Whiskers sadly join him.
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October 12th 03, 07:15 PM
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Punkins & Puddi Cat listen furry respectfully as Mietze calls the names of
those whoz made the trip to the Bridge. A tear trickles from theirz eyes as theyze rememfur theirz friends. Until weze meet again, until weze meet again. Punkins & Puddi Cat (The list not snipped our of respect for those whoz gone before and theirz families) I call dere nayms, da Jellicle Honorees: Unknown Kitties, House of Bast Darby, House of Adams Goldie, House of Babcock Stella, House of Babcock Sweet Pea, House of Babcock Cosmic, House of Bast Domonic, House of Batson Dusty, House of Berkebile Marvin, House of Berkebile Naseema, House of Berkebile Angus, House of Berry Cuddles, House of Bixler Lenny, House of Botari Peter, House of Carter Ayala, House of Clark Pouncer, House of Condon Bo Diddley, House of Cooper Emmy Lou, House of Dowden Ben, House of Gilliat Bindi, House of Gilliat Harriet, House of Gilliat Sami, House of Gittel Widget, House of Graffious Fluffy, House of Heather Poppacat, House of Koster Beeko, House of Matlick Bess, House of Mahoney Bonnie, House of Mahoney Bridget, House of Mahoney Cassandra, House of Mahoney Cinderella, House of Mahoney DD, House of Mahoney Frisky, House of Mahoney Henry, House of Mahoney Mr Gray, House of Mahoney Rory, House of Mahoney Tigger House of Mahoney Tessie, House of Matlick Thistle, House of McIntyre Mao, House of Miller Schmutz, House of Pommerehn Boo, House of Rankin CC, House of Rankin Unnamed Kitten, House of Reay Zachary, House of Ricketts Cruiser, House of Ruskin Rascal, House of Ruwe Chicklett, House of Scaldini Felix, House of Scaldini Sly, House of Scaldini Tiger Lily, House of Scaldini Toto, House of Scaldini-Klimm Spook, House of Scott Spock, House of Seufert Sunset, House of Seufert Mr. Magoo, House of Shaw Harlequin, House of Smith Kryssie, House of Smith Meowrice, House of Smith Mewsette, House of Smith Renee, House of Smith Stacy, House of Smith Ebony, House of Stapley Shirley, House of Stapley Teilo, House of Turner Barb, House of Watson Little Bit, House of Wikler-Cook Penrod, House of Wikler-Cook Edie, House of Wyatt
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#10
October 17th 03, 10:43 PM
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Brown-tabby an white bob-tailed gurl luks around the edges uv the standing stones, den whispurrs to the brown-tabby an white long-tailed gurl beside her. Then bof kitties step forward. The bob-tailed gurl cleers her throte and addresses the assembly. I gess MirandaBanda, High Priestess uv Bast an da Jesse Memorial Critter Complex (JMCC) is bizzy doing Bast priestess druid fings, so my winkwink, Pandora Pussycat, and I wud like to give a tribute to a member uv da JMCC who haz gone to da Bridge dis yeer. I'm prowd to be related by winking to da JMCC clowder, an honnered to be able to gif dis tribute, cuz Little Bit wuz furry speshul to Pandy an me. Little Bit wuz a not-so-liddle dog an she lived at da JMCC wif alla kitties an bunnies fishies an Momma Jo an Momma Beff. She an her frend Terry Jo helped out at Pandy's an my bewinking, an when it wuz time for us to leeve on our hunnymoon, Liddle Bit hooked herself up to a two-cat-sized carriage an gaved us a ride throo da woods under da stars. We were able to snuggle an smurgle an we knew dat Liddle Bit wuz taking care uf effuryfing else. She taked care uv da whole JMCC, an wuz furry prowd to do a gudgud job -- in fact, da day before she went to da Bridge, she made a point uv making da rownds at da JMCC and making shur dat efurrycat an efurrybunny an efurryfish an efurryMomma wuz OK. She took her job furry furry seriously an nobuddy bothered fings when she wuz in charge. Little Bit wuz also an auxiliary memfur uv da Siameze Cat Chorale, an she singed along wif Momma Jo an Momma Beff when dey singed at home. I'm shur she's joined da Rainbow Bridge Chorale by now an is adding her furry speshul mewsic to da harmonees atta Bridge. Little Bit wuz furry much loved by her Mommas an other hoomins -- efen da maylman enjoyed giving her treets an saying hihi when he camed wif packages to da howse. He wuz furry furry sad when he camed da last time an realized dat she wuz not going to be dere to greet him enny more. Mymom efen met her a yeer ago dis past summer, an she sez she wuz a reely nice doggie an we know dat she left a bigbig Little-Bit-shaped hole in da harts uv alla JMCC. --Talisker Pippin, wif Pandora Pussycat
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