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I'z inna doggie house
Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though.
I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna clawed her knee! I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me outta da room. Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up and walked away frum mee. Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue. Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today -- |
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I'z inna doggie house
On 8/30/15 1:09 PM, cshenk wrote:
Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though. I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna clawed her knee! I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me outta da room. Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up and walked away frum mee. Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue. Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today You can't feelz too bad, Daisy-chan. Dose fings happen to us sometimes. We can't help it, we just haz claws and when we slips our claws just reach out all by demselves, wifout us even meaning to do it. I unnerstand bout feeling bad fur hurting da hoomin, but don't beat youownself up about it. I'll bet you hoomin wil forgif you real soon, if her hasn't already. Deze fings haf happened to mineown hoomins wif me an wif mine brofur Sammy. We lofs our hoomins an would nefer dream of hurting dem, but doze fings do happen. Ranger McDude |
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I'z inna doggie house
Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though. I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna clawed her knee! I know you didn't mean to scratch yer Meowmie. Duz hur or inny uthur hoomin clip yer nails? Ai got uh manicure tudai, cuz mai frunt claws were wike needles, Meowmie sed, cuz ai droo blud, sew Paw kabe meh uh kliping. Ai dint mynd. mutch, Nope. I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen Meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me outta da room. WOW! r u OK nao? Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up and walked away frum mee. Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue. Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today Daisy-Chan, Mai deer, eferfing wyl beh umkay, twust meh, yeUP. Et wuz uh _axidunt_. Deez fingz hapun. Yew wyl beh forgiben bai awl , sune. Srsly. Sew, wat duz da ensyde uff yer doghouse wook wike? Duz et gotz kurtinz? a bannister? Here is some a tad of nip for you to lift your spirits. *** Cheer up. *noseboop* Mosey -- |
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I'z inna doggie house
"cshenk" wrote in message ... Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though. I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna clawed her knee! I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me outta da room. Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up and walked away frum mee. Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue. Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today ----- Original Message ----- From: "cshenk" Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.community Sent: Sunday, August 30, 2015 11:09 AM Subject: I'z inna doggie house Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though. I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna clawed her knee! I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me outta da room. Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up and walked away frum mee. Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue. Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today O mi Starz! Datz tuutuu bad. I gezz datz wy Dey klip mine naylz baak so dey izzunt so poyntee. I mite effin ko-oppurrate negzt tyme. Pit2nya |
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I'z inna doggie house
.... Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though. I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna clawed her knee! I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me outta da room. Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up and walked away frum mee. Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue. Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today ----- Original Message ----- From: "cshenk" Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.community Sent: Sunday, August 30, 2015 11:09 AM Subject: I'z inna doggie house Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though. I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna clawed her knee! I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me outta da room. Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up and walked away frum mee. Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue. Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today O mi Starz! Datz tuutuu bad. I gezz datz wy Dey klip mine naylz baak so dey izzunt so poyntee. I mite effin ko-oppurrate negzt tyme. Pit2nya Hai Pit2nya, Sew yew gitz yerown naylz klippd ulso? Sew du weh,YeUP Lufs, Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps. (ifen Paw kan cach hur) |
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