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Old August 30th 15, 07:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default I'z inna doggie house

Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though.

I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her
right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna
clawed her knee!

I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen
meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me
outta da room.

Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna
founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee
all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up
and walked away frum mee.

Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue.

Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today


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Old August 31st 15, 02:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger MacDude
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Default I'z inna doggie house

On 8/30/15 1:09 PM, cshenk wrote:
Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though.

I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her
right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna
clawed her knee!

I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen
meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me
outta da room.

Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna
founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee
all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up
and walked away frum mee.

Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue.

Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today


You can't feelz too bad, Daisy-chan. Dose fings happen to us sometimes.
We can't help it, we just haz claws and when we slips our claws just
reach out all by demselves, wifout us even meaning to do it. I
unnerstand bout feeling bad fur hurting da hoomin, but don't beat
youownself up about it.

I'll bet you hoomin wil forgif you real soon, if her hasn't already.

Deze fings haf happened to mineown hoomins wif me an wif mine brofur
Sammy. We lofs our hoomins an would nefer dream of hurting dem, but doze
fings do happen.

Ranger McDude

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Old August 31st 15, 02:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Meh=^..^=
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Default I'z inna doggie house





Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though.


I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her
right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna
clawed her knee!


I know you didn't mean to scratch yer Meowmie. Duz hur or inny uthur hoomin
clip yer nails?
Ai got uh manicure tudai, cuz mai frunt claws were wike needles, Meowmie
sed, cuz ai droo blud, sew Paw
kabe meh uh kliping. Ai dint mynd. mutch, Nope.

I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen
Meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me
outta da room.


WOW! r u OK nao?

Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna

founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee
all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up
and walked away frum mee.


Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue.


Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today

Daisy-Chan,
Mai deer, eferfing wyl beh umkay, twust meh, yeUP.
Et wuz uh _axidunt_. Deez fingz hapun.
Yew wyl beh forgiben bai awl , sune. Srsly.
Sew, wat duz da ensyde uff yer doghouse wook wike?
Duz et gotz kurtinz? a bannister?
Here is some a tad of nip for you to lift your spirits.
***
Cheer up.
*noseboop*
Mosey


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Old September 1st 15, 02:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia and P2nya
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"cshenk" wrote in message
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Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though.

I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her
right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna
clawed her knee!

I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen
meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me
outta da room.

Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna
founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee
all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up
and walked away frum mee.

Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue.

Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today



----- Original Message -----
From: "cshenk"
Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.community
Sent: Sunday, August 30, 2015 11:09 AM
Subject: I'z inna doggie house


Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though.

I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her
right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna
clawed her knee!

I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen
meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me
outta da room.

Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna
founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee
all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up
and walked away frum mee.

Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue.

Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today

O mi Starz!
Datz tuutuu bad.
I gezz datz wy Dey klip mine naylz baak so dey izzunt so poyntee.
I mite effin ko-oppurrate negzt tyme.

Pit2nya


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Old September 15th 15, 09:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey=^..^=[_3_]
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....
Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though.

I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her
right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna
clawed her knee!

I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen
meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me
outta da room.

Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna
founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee
all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up
and walked away frum mee.

Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue.

Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today



----- Original Message -----
From: "cshenk"
Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.community
Sent: Sunday, August 30, 2015 11:09 AM
Subject: I'z inna doggie house


Oh, I wuz bad. I didnt mean it though.

I wented to climb anna purr onna Meowmie anna slipped. I calws her
right chest! She had ta use peroxide and den she found I opps anna
clawed her knee!

I think I'll go hide now. Eben Iowna won't talk to me ana whwen
meowmie Carol screamed, Cash ann a daddy came running dey pushed me
outta da room.

Cash camed out and woffed at maiself with a warning woof. Demn Iowna
founded maiself behind da chair and sniffed den woofed anna left meee
all alone.... I tried to go over anna lick Iownas ears but she got up
and walked away frum mee.

Yup, iz inna dog house ana I kint argue.

Daisy-chan, the no so magnifiscent today

O mi Starz!
Datz tuutuu bad.
I gezz datz wy Dey klip mine naylz baak so dey izzunt so poyntee.
I mite effin ko-oppurrate negzt tyme.


Pit2nya


Hai Pit2nya,
Sew yew gitz yerown naylz klippd ulso?
Sew du weh,YeUP
Lufs,
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps. (ifen Paw kan cach hur)

 




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