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"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message ... Yewd dude dat? Fangu! Matthias, maykin a mental note tu git fone numfur Your welcome! Wez hab heard too many horror stories of kitties not gettin enuf to eat, so we will do our part to fix dat. Just go to your nearest teleporter, punch "FKC" (for Fluffy Kitz Catering) into da keypad, and toss in a note to us, or press da "Message" button and meow your message into da microphone, and one of us will teleport a batch of yummies to youz right away. Tabitha Fangu so mutch! Matthias, sayvin dis fur fewtchur referins |
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Ize gonna ask fur wun fur Kissamouse!
Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... da watermonsterbed isa da bestest thing in owrz houze nexta the fud bowl... itsa big so we efin lets da hoomanz wif uses, ithaz baffles so the monster duzint swishy anna its most of all very warm, Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Weez jist hav a regyewlar bed at owr hows. Maybe weez shud tell meowmie tu git a waddurmonsturbed. Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... you would be lots warmer anna if dey isa onna watermonsterbed like atta ourz houze you is positifly toasty, Trudi, who knowz Heather wrote in message ... Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize bet weed be warmur at nite if she did! Matthias "Sundance" wrote in message . com... Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all yeer rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa. "Heather" wrote in message ... Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her honoray brofur to da nappin plaz |
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Ize gonna ask fur wun fur Kissamouse!
Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... da watermonsterbed isa da bestest thing in owrz houze nexta the fud bowl... itsa big so we efin lets da hoomanz wif uses, ithaz baffles so the monster duzint swishy anna its most of all very warm, Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Weez jist hav a regyewlar bed at owr hows. Maybe weez shud tell meowmie tu git a waddurmonsturbed. Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... you would be lots warmer anna if dey isa onna watermonsterbed like atta ourz houze you is positifly toasty, Trudi, who knowz Heather wrote in message ... Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize bet weed be warmur at nite if she did! Matthias "Sundance" wrote in message . com... Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all yeer rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa. "Heather" wrote in message ... Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her honoray brofur to da nappin plaz |
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datsda planz, Harri
Heather wrote in message ... Gud fur yu. Keep 'em gessing! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I iz notted atall sure, I duzint "act" 3 monfz old 'corrdin ta soft. But if i iz, anna i'm not tellin I might be ittybittykitty, Harri Heather wrote in message ... Wow, yu ar tinee! Yur problee gonna be lyke owr sisfur Marble. She'z 3 yeerz owld, an ownlee wayz 6.2 powndz. "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... da ted sayed I wuz 2 poundz anna 12 ouncez anna her sayed I wuz 3 monfz old, Harri, pleazed this kitty iz lookin at her butted not sure why, Heather wrote in message ... Growin kittiez need lotz tu eet! Yud neffur node yu eet alot - yur so petited! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft sayed i kan eatz a bunc fur such a small kitty, Harri, chompin away atta fud Heather wrote in message ... Ize glad kuz Ize node Ize cudnt eet all dis bi mineself! Dig in! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Harri almost startz doin the kitten bownz atta table she iz so 'cited atta alla new fudz I kan still eatz somore...Harri Heather wrote in message ... "Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... Heather wrote: Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu, kuz sins Ize wobbil alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset wif mineself. Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD I'll be glad to help out, too. Here you go, Matthias - a plate with a little bit of everything. Just let me know when you want more of anything. Amelia Fangu Miss Amelia ma'am. Effuryfing lukz wunnurful. Matthias pozishunz playt between himself an Harri Weez got anoffur playt uv fud tu eet Harri. Ize hope yur hungree! Matthias |
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datsda planz, Harri
Heather wrote in message ... Gud fur yu. Keep 'em gessing! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I iz notted atall sure, I duzint "act" 3 monfz old 'corrdin ta soft. But if i iz, anna i'm not tellin I might be ittybittykitty, Harri Heather wrote in message ... Wow, yu ar tinee! Yur problee gonna be lyke owr sisfur Marble. She'z 3 yeerz owld, an ownlee wayz 6.2 powndz. "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... da ted sayed I wuz 2 poundz anna 12 ouncez anna her sayed I wuz 3 monfz old, Harri, pleazed this kitty iz lookin at her butted not sure why, Heather wrote in message ... Growin kittiez need lotz tu eet! Yud neffur node yu eet alot - yur so petited! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft sayed i kan eatz a bunc fur such a small kitty, Harri, chompin away atta fud Heather wrote in message ... Ize glad kuz Ize node Ize cudnt eet all dis bi mineself! Dig in! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Harri almost startz doin the kitten bownz atta table she iz so 'cited atta alla new fudz I kan still eatz somore...Harri Heather wrote in message ... "Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... Heather wrote: Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu, kuz sins Ize wobbil alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset wif mineself. Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD I'll be glad to help out, too. Here you go, Matthias - a plate with a little bit of everything. Just let me know when you want more of anything. Amelia Fangu Miss Amelia ma'am. Effuryfing lukz wunnurful. Matthias pozishunz playt between himself an Harri Weez got anoffur playt uv fud tu eet Harri. Ize hope yur hungree! Matthias |
#246
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soft doez da lawndri, allz furry duz iz sortz itself, Now dat dey haz all
white towelz itsa lots eazier fur her. Dey nefur one likesta clean so dey duz dat when one kant stan somfin, Trudi, who is ok with going a longlong time wifout hearin da growlymonzer Heather wrote in message ... Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da kukkin! At owr hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an effuryfing else. She sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da lawndree an all da witez turned pink! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but her sayed aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite statement 'bout cukin: "hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the plastic off? This isn't a gourmet resturant you know" az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be infurestid! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft cukz is ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her hatez ta cuk, her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz dem,,,Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at owr hows. Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez notted to bad, Harri Heather wrote in message ... I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri Heather wrote in message ... Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze mouseykabobz ifin you wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and takez one fur herself... dem isa gud, Harri Heather wrote in message ... Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize purromis Ize wont eet mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware dude weez start! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and den we kan share da one mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri, putz da plate between dem and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur hafta be hungry Heather wrote in message news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu, kuz sins Ize wobbil alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset wif mineself. Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to short ta get the fud, butted her is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri, happi fur friendz anna FUDD Heather wrote in message ... Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud! Ize wanna tri sum uv effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go furst. Matthias "Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say fud, where isit??? Harri, a girl with a not so girlie appetite Amelia waves from over by the food tables Over here, kitties. All kinds of good food, and lots of it. Amelia |
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soft doez da lawndri, allz furry duz iz sortz itself, Now dat dey haz all
white towelz itsa lots eazier fur her. Dey nefur one likesta clean so dey duz dat when one kant stan somfin, Trudi, who is ok with going a longlong time wifout hearin da growlymonzer Heather wrote in message ... Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da kukkin! At owr hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an effuryfing else. She sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da lawndree an all da witez turned pink! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but her sayed aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite statement 'bout cukin: "hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the plastic off? This isn't a gourmet resturant you know" az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be infurestid! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft cukz is ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her hatez ta cuk, her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz dem,,,Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at owr hows. Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez notted to bad, Harri Heather wrote in message ... I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri Heather wrote in message ... Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze mouseykabobz ifin you wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and takez one fur herself... dem isa gud, Harri Heather wrote in message ... Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize purromis Ize wont eet mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware dude weez start! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and den we kan share da one mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri, putz da plate between dem and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur hafta be hungry Heather wrote in message news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu, kuz sins Ize wobbil alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset wif mineself. Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to short ta get the fud, butted her is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri, happi fur friendz anna FUDD Heather wrote in message ... Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud! Ize wanna tri sum uv effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go furst. Matthias "Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say fud, where isit??? Harri, a girl with a not so girlie appetite Amelia waves from over by the food tables Over here, kitties. All kinds of good food, and lots of it. Amelia |
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da watermonsterbed isa da bestest thing in owrz houze nexta the fud bowl...
itsa big so we efin lets da hoomanz wif uses, ithaz baffles so the monster duzint swishy anna its most of all very warm, Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Weez jist hav a regyewlar bed at owr hows. Maybe weez shud tell meowmie tu git a waddurmonsturbed. Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... you would be lots warmer anna if dey isa onna watermonsterbed like atta ourz houze you is positifly toasty, Trudi, who knowz Heather wrote in message ... Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize bet weed be warmur at nite if she did! Matthias "Sundance" wrote in message . com... Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all yeer rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa. "Heather" wrote in message ... Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her honoray brofur to da nappin plaz |
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da watermonsterbed isa da bestest thing in owrz houze nexta the fud bowl...
itsa big so we efin lets da hoomanz wif uses, ithaz baffles so the monster duzint swishy anna its most of all very warm, Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Weez jist hav a regyewlar bed at owr hows. Maybe weez shud tell meowmie tu git a waddurmonsturbed. Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... you would be lots warmer anna if dey isa onna watermonsterbed like atta ourz houze you is positifly toasty, Trudi, who knowz Heather wrote in message ... Flannel sheetz sownd furry kumfee. Owr meowmie duzznt yewz dem, but Ize bet weed be warmur at nite if she did! Matthias "Sundance" wrote in message . com... Fleeces an flannels iz both nice. Meowmie uses flannel sheets all yeer rown, and we hab a fleece fro on owrown sofa. "Heather" wrote in message ... Ize hope derz a flees wun lyk da wunz meowmie maykz. Der kumfee! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I hopez dey haza flannel blankie, Harri, gettin upta follow her honoray brofur to da nappin plaz |
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I wishes ouwrz would stay asleep furefur, Trudi
Heather wrote in message ... Growlmonster shudder Owrz haz bin sleepin a long time tu Fank Bast. Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft doez da lawndri, allz furry duz iz sortz itself, Now dat dey haz all white towelz itsa lots eazier fur her. Dey nefur one likesta clean so dey duz dat when one kant stan somfin, Trudi, who is ok with going a longlong time wifout hearin da growlymonzer Heather wrote in message ... Matthias laffs It problee iz a gud idea soft duzznt du da kukkin! At owr hows, meowmie duz it all; kukkin, dishiz, kleenin an effuryfing else. She sez itz bedur dat she duz it, cuz wun tyme daddee did da lawndree an all da witez turned pink! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... soft duzint likta cuk, her duz da dishez anna cleanz up but her sayed aktually doin da cukin iz to mechanikal, here iz her fafurite statement 'bout cukin: "hey, I gave you the cheese, NOW you want ME to take the plastic off? This isn't a gourmet resturant you know" az you kan see itsa best furry duz da cukin, Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Ize gonna hav tu tell mine meowmie dis. Ize shur sheez gonna be infurestid! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I duzn't meanta gifz you da wrong 'pression, da onliest timez soft cukz is ifin furry iz reallyreally sick, or soft wantsa scare him, her hatez ta cuk, her makez up da recipez alot den he cukz dem, den we allz eatz dem,,,Trudi Heather wrote in message ... Owr daddee dduzznt mayk nuffin. Meowmie duz alla da kukkin at owr hows. Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... He duz make turkey bird, fakey crab meatz anna chicki so hez notted to bad, Harri Heather wrote in message ... I wish mine meowmie wud mayk dem tu! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I wishes furry wuuld makez deze, Harri Heather wrote in message ... Mmmmmmmmmmm, dey AR gud! Fangu! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... eat asmuch as you want, we kan start here wif deze mouseykabobz ifin you wants, Harri hands one to each of her friendz and takez one fur herself... dem isa gud, Harri Heather wrote in message ... Dat iz so nys uv yu Harri. Fangu furry mutch! Ize purromis Ize wont eet mor dan mine shayr. Effuryfing lukz so gud. Ware dude weez start! Matthias "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... I willz share da plate ameila gaved me wif you and den we kan share da one mz 'beka givez mineself, howduz dat soun?, Harri, putz da plate between dem and followin softs advice, no kitty should efur hafta be hungry Heather wrote in message news Datz nys uv hur. Maybe sheel git mine fur mineself tu, kuz sins Ize wobbil alot, Ize mite mayk a mess, an Kissa wud be furry upset wif mineself. Matthias, wayting pashintlee fur da FUD "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Mizz 'beka iza gettin minez beclawz I iz to short ta get the fud, butted her is gettin mineself some of efurthin, Harri, happi fur friendz anna FUDD Heather wrote in message ... Matthias' eyez lite up Lukkit all da fud! Ize wanna tri sum uv effuryfing! Sins yur a gurl Harri, yu go furst. Matthias "Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: Harri runs even faster, fud did youz say fud, where isit??? Harri, a girl with a not so girlie appetite Amelia waves from over by the food tables Over here, kitties. All kinds of good food, and lots of it. Amelia |
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