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Love is in the air.. Or I guess not
This is both on and off topic, but anyway...
Lately, a girl (no, woman) has more and more made it clear to me that she thinks I am the answer to her dreams. On Friday she told me in pure words. Of course I was flattered, because I like her very much, too, but... I just don't think I can do it. We have been talking a lot during the past months, and she has told me that she doesn't like cats. Doesn't like cats? I thought that when she met my two loved ones she would change her mind about that, but the final answer came today. Me and a friend were sitting at a local pub watching football (soccer) on TV when she suddenly came in. "What?" she said, "Are you watching football? You're so boring!" And then she went straight out again, without even sitting down for five minutes. I just can't figure out how to deal with sharing my life with her, having to apologize for having cats, and to apologize for being interested in football. The cat part is the worst. It may sound strange to people not having cats, but Teti and Tinùviel are so important friends to me, that I can't, in any way, compromise on that... Oh, another thing, one day last week she had been to the doctor and was examined by a black man. That was almost too much for her to take. I tried to talk to her about it, but it just came down to the fact that she doesn't trust black people... So, I hereby declare myself free to be picked by another cat loving, football tolerant, non-racist girl (woman, as well)! Just drop me a line... :-) Hans -- Hans Schrøder |
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"Hans Schrøder" wrote in message ... This is both on and off topic, but anyway... Lately, a girl (no, woman) has more and more made it clear to me that she thinks I am the answer to her dreams. On Friday she told me in pure words. Of course I was flattered, because I like her very much, too, but... I just don't think I can do it. We have been talking a lot during the past months, and she has told me that she doesn't like cats. Doesn't like cats? I thought that when she met my two loved ones she would change her mind about that, but the final answer came today. Me and a friend were sitting at a local pub watching football (soccer) on TV when she suddenly came in. "What?" she said, "Are you watching football? You're so boring!" And then she went straight out again, without even sitting down for five minutes. I just can't figure out how to deal with sharing my life with her, having to apologize for having cats, and to apologize for being interested in football. The cat part is the worst. It may sound strange to people not having cats, but Teti and Tinùviel are so important friends to me, that I can't, in any way, compromise on that... Oh, another thing, one day last week she had been to the doctor and was examined by a black man. That was almost too much for her to take. I tried to talk to her about it, but it just came down to the fact that she doesn't trust black people... So, I hereby declare myself free to be picked by another cat loving, football tolerant, non-racist girl (woman, as well)! Just drop me a line... :-) Hans -- Hans Schrøder Forget her. Find a cat-loving , non racist woman, You might have to compromise on the football. Tweed |
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"Hans Schrøder" wrote in message ... This is both on and off topic, but anyway... Lately, a girl (no, woman) has more and more made it clear to me that she thinks I am the answer to her dreams. On Friday she told me in pure words. Of course I was flattered, because I like her very much, too, but... I just don't think I can do it. We have been talking a lot during the past months, and she has told me that she doesn't like cats. Doesn't like cats? I thought that when she met my two loved ones she would change her mind about that, but the final answer came today. Me and a friend were sitting at a local pub watching football (soccer) on TV when she suddenly came in. "What?" she said, "Are you watching football? You're so boring!" And then she went straight out again, without even sitting down for five minutes. I just can't figure out how to deal with sharing my life with her, having to apologize for having cats, and to apologize for being interested in football. The cat part is the worst. It may sound strange to people not having cats, but Teti and Tinùviel are so important friends to me, that I can't, in any way, compromise on that... Oh, another thing, one day last week she had been to the doctor and was examined by a black man. That was almost too much for her to take. I tried to talk to her about it, but it just came down to the fact that she doesn't trust black people... So, I hereby declare myself free to be picked by another cat loving, football tolerant, non-racist girl (woman, as well)! Just drop me a line... :-) Hans -- Hans Schrøder Forget her. Find a cat-loving , non racist woman, You might have to compromise on the football. Tweed |
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You've had a lucky escape!
-- http://zeotropeburmese.kiwiwebhost.net.nz -- Burmese are like potato chips, you can't just have one. "Hans Schrøder" wrote in message ... This is both on and off topic, but anyway... Lately, a girl (no, woman) has more and more made it clear to me that she thinks I am the answer to her dreams. On Friday she told me in pure words. Of course I was flattered, because I like her very much, too, but... I just don't think I can do it. We have been talking a lot during the past months, and she has told me that she doesn't like cats. Doesn't like cats? I thought that when she met my two loved ones she would change her mind about that, but the final answer came today. Me and a friend were sitting at a local pub watching football (soccer) on TV when she suddenly came in. "What?" she said, "Are you watching football? You're so boring!" And then she went straight out again, without even sitting down for five minutes. I just can't figure out how to deal with sharing my life with her, having to apologize for having cats, and to apologize for being interested in football. The cat part is the worst. It may sound strange to people not having cats, but Teti and Tinùviel are so important friends to me, that I can't, in any way, compromise on that... Oh, another thing, one day last week she had been to the doctor and was examined by a black man. That was almost too much for her to take. I tried to talk to her about it, but it just came down to the fact that she doesn't trust black people... So, I hereby declare myself free to be picked by another cat loving, football tolerant, non-racist girl (woman, as well)! Just drop me a line... :-) Hans -- Hans Schrøder |
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You've had a lucky escape!
-- http://zeotropeburmese.kiwiwebhost.net.nz -- Burmese are like potato chips, you can't just have one. "Hans Schrøder" wrote in message ... This is both on and off topic, but anyway... Lately, a girl (no, woman) has more and more made it clear to me that she thinks I am the answer to her dreams. On Friday she told me in pure words. Of course I was flattered, because I like her very much, too, but... I just don't think I can do it. We have been talking a lot during the past months, and she has told me that she doesn't like cats. Doesn't like cats? I thought that when she met my two loved ones she would change her mind about that, but the final answer came today. Me and a friend were sitting at a local pub watching football (soccer) on TV when she suddenly came in. "What?" she said, "Are you watching football? You're so boring!" And then she went straight out again, without even sitting down for five minutes. I just can't figure out how to deal with sharing my life with her, having to apologize for having cats, and to apologize for being interested in football. The cat part is the worst. It may sound strange to people not having cats, but Teti and Tinùviel are so important friends to me, that I can't, in any way, compromise on that... Oh, another thing, one day last week she had been to the doctor and was examined by a black man. That was almost too much for her to take. I tried to talk to her about it, but it just came down to the fact that she doesn't trust black people... So, I hereby declare myself free to be picked by another cat loving, football tolerant, non-racist girl (woman, as well)! Just drop me a line... :-) Hans -- Hans Schrøder |
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"Hans Schrøder" wrote in message ... This is both on and off topic, but anyway... Lately, a girl (no, woman) has more and more made it clear to me that she thinks I am the answer to her dreams. On Friday she told me in pure words. Of course I was flattered, because I like her very much, too, but... I just don't think I can do it. We have been talking a lot during the past months, and she has told me that she doesn't like cats. Doesn't like cats? I thought that when she met my two loved ones she would change her mind about that, but the final answer came today. Me and a friend were sitting at a local pub watching football (soccer) on TV when she suddenly came in. "What?" she said, "Are you watching football? You're so boring!" And then she went straight out again, without even sitting down for five minutes. I just can't figure out how to deal with sharing my life with her, having to apologize for having cats, and to apologize for being interested in football. The cat part is the worst. It may sound strange to people not having cats, but Teti and Tinùviel are so important friends to me, that I can't, in any way, compromise on that... Oh, another thing, one day last week she had been to the doctor and was examined by a black man. That was almost too much for her to take. I tried to talk to her about it, but it just came down to the fact that she doesn't trust black people... So, I hereby declare myself free to be picked by another cat loving, football tolerant, non-racist girl (woman, as well)! Just drop me a line... :-) Hans Just make sure she's not a Liverpool supporter. -- Hans Schrøder |
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"Hans Schrøder" wrote in message ... This is both on and off topic, but anyway... Lately, a girl (no, woman) has more and more made it clear to me that she thinks I am the answer to her dreams. On Friday she told me in pure words. Of course I was flattered, because I like her very much, too, but... I just don't think I can do it. We have been talking a lot during the past months, and she has told me that she doesn't like cats. Doesn't like cats? I thought that when she met my two loved ones she would change her mind about that, but the final answer came today. Me and a friend were sitting at a local pub watching football (soccer) on TV when she suddenly came in. "What?" she said, "Are you watching football? You're so boring!" And then she went straight out again, without even sitting down for five minutes. I just can't figure out how to deal with sharing my life with her, having to apologize for having cats, and to apologize for being interested in football. The cat part is the worst. It may sound strange to people not having cats, but Teti and Tinùviel are so important friends to me, that I can't, in any way, compromise on that... Oh, another thing, one day last week she had been to the doctor and was examined by a black man. That was almost too much for her to take. I tried to talk to her about it, but it just came down to the fact that she doesn't trust black people... So, I hereby declare myself free to be picked by another cat loving, football tolerant, non-racist girl (woman, as well)! Just drop me a line... :-) Hans Just make sure she's not a Liverpool supporter. -- Hans Schrøder |
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---------------------snip---------------------.
So, I hereby declare myself free to be picked by another cat loving, football tolerant, non-racist girl (woman, as well)! Just drop me a line... :-) Smart move Hans. You're way too good of a man for (by your description) that shallow babe. I feel sorry for any guy she latches on to. -bonbon Hans |
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