You know you spend too much time on rpca when.....

Hi

Obviously the above statement is a complete lie as you can NEVER spend
too much time on rpca but having been gulity of everyone of the things
below I guess it's worth sharing

1. When you ask your partner what he wants for dinner and he says "I
would love a KFC" it takes you a minute to realise he means
"Kentucky Fried Chicken" rather than "Kitty Farm Cat"

2. You've ruined more than 1 keyboard by spluttering beverage's all
over it

3. You've learnt to put your drink down when you see the initials
"BW" after ruining the keyboard

4. There is a huge box of mansize tissues (OT: Why "mansize"? Do
women have smaller noses?) by your computer for TW's and RB's

5. You use rpca slang in emails to people who aren't members

6. You came name forty plus felines from the list (50+ if you include
those who have crossed the bridge) straight off but you have to think
who their slaves are

7. You log into rpca first (because you can't wait) or last (because
you want to get mundane work related stuff out of the way before you
sit back and enjoy!)

Any more suggestions?

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

"Lesley" wrote in message
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Hi

Obviously the above statement is a complete lie as you can NEVER spend
too much time on rpca but having been gulity of everyone of the things
below I guess it's worth sharing

1. When you ask your partner what he wants for dinner and he says "I
would love a KFC" it takes you a minute to realise he means
"Kentucky Fried Chicken" rather than "Kitty Farm Cat"

2. You've ruined more than 1 keyboard by spluttering beverage's all
over it

3. You've learnt to put your drink down when you see the initials
"BW" after ruining the keyboard

4. There is a huge box of mansize tissues (OT: Why "mansize"? Do
women have smaller noses?) by your computer for TW's and RB's

5. You use rpca slang in emails to people who aren't members

6. You came name forty plus felines from the list (50+ if you include
those who have crossed the bridge) straight off but you have to think
who their slaves are

7. You log into rpca first (because you can't wait) or last (because
you want to get mundane work related stuff out of the way before you
sit back and enjoy!)

You feel closer to members of RPCA than you do some members of your own
family.

You've never actually met many of the people you consider your best friends.

For the first time in years, you find yourself looking forward to the
holidays rather than dreading them because of the RPCA mailing list and how
much fun it is.

Yowie

Yowie

Lesley wrote:

Any more suggestions?

When you write "hoomin" and "d*g" in texts completely unrelated to rpca.

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Lesley wrote:
Any more suggestions?

You talk to your hubby about rpca people and get annoyed at him/her when
he/she gets people and cats confused.

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Victor Martinez wrote:

You talk to your hubby about rpca people and get annoyed at him/her when
he/she gets people and cats confused.

LOL!!! Done that!!

Another one:

"When if you hear the word "declawing" you see red unless the same
sentence contains words like "Barbaric" and "Mutilation"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

Lesley wrote:
Hi

Obviously the above statement is a complete lie as you can NEVER spend
too much time on rpca but having been gulity of everyone of the things
below I guess it's worth sharing

snip
5. You use rpca slang in emails to people who aren't members

Have you ever used the word "bitties" to someone that only knows the wqord
from "Little Britain"? ;-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart.
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk

Marina wrote:
Lesley wrote:

Any more suggestions?

When you write "hoomin" and "d*g" in texts completely unrelated to
rpca.

Do you ever do that at work? :-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart.
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk

Adrian A wrote:

Have you ever used the word "bitties" to someone that only knows the wqord
from "Little Britain"? ;-)

Yes and it was embarassing because they were completely mystified why I
would say "Bittie" at the sight of a mini furball with big blue eyes...


Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

Lesley wrote:
Adrian A wrote:

Have you ever used the word "bitties" to someone that only knows the
wqord from "Little Britain"? ;-)

Yes and it was embarassing because they were completely mystified why
I would say "Bittie" at the sight of a mini furball with big blue
eyes...

I'm glad I'm not the only one. ;-)
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart.
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk

Adrian A wrote:
When you write "hoomin" and "d*g" in texts completely unrelated to
rpca.

Do you ever do that at work? :-)


Nope but onlu because neither word is likely to turn up in whatever I
am typing!!!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs