i wopped da soft

so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power

On Dec 8, 6:16*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power

Fwitning egspeeryents, barbi, sew witefully disgwuntld.
I do mine own cwaws.
Dey weely gitted sharp sumtyms an stik in stuf.
Butted i hab purrfekted a shake ana wiggl moofmint dat gits dem
unstuk.
Meowy

i juzt duzint unnerstand why mine hoominz duzint unnerstand i iz purrfektlee
kapable of takin care of mine own manikurez, barbi
"Meowy" wrote in message
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On Dec 8, 6:16 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif
herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power

Fwitning egspeeryents, barbi, sew witefully disgwuntld.
I do mine own cwaws.
Dey weely gitted sharp sumtyms an stik in stuf.
Butted i hab purrfekted a shake ana wiggl moofmint dat gits dem
unstuk.
Meowy

Piglett port over and walks up to Babi. Hello girlcat, without warning she
reaches out that fast paw and wapps Barbi on her head. Klawink da hooan iz
not lowed. U wud haff sore fwetz if her didn't du dat. U bde nize to
herself or I will kom back. She then pats Babi gently on her head and goes
back to the porter.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

i juzt duzint unnerstand why mine hoominz duzint unnerstand i iz purrfektlee
kapable of takin care of mine own manikurez, barbi
"Meowy" wrote in message
...
On Dec 8, 6:16 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif
herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power

Fwitning egspeeryents, barbi, sew witefully disgwuntld.
I do mine own cwaws.
Dey weely gitted sharp sumtyms an stik in stuf.
Butted i hab purrfekted a shake ana wiggl moofmint dat gits dem
unstuk.
Meowy

hoomin lofur, !!! Barbi a bit indignant but imprezzed...
"Gramby" wrote in message
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Piglett port over and walks up to Babi. Hello girlcat, without warning
she reaches out that fast paw and wapps Barbi on her head. Klawink da
hooan iz not lowed. U wud haff sore fwetz if her didn't du dat. U bde
nize to herself or I will kom back. She then pats Babi gently on her head
and goes back to the porter.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

i juzt duzint unnerstand why mine hoominz duzint unnerstand i iz
purrfektlee
kapable of takin care of mine own manikurez, barbi
"Meowy" wrote in message
...
On Dec 8, 6:16 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped
minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free
i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held
onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif
herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef
iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz
bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power

Fwitning egspeeryents, barbi, sew witefully disgwuntld.
I do mine own cwaws.
Dey weely gitted sharp sumtyms an stik in stuf.
Butted i hab purrfekted a shake ana wiggl moofmint dat gits dem
unstuk.
Meowy

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

i juzt duzint unnerstand why mine hoominz duzint unnerstand i iz purrfektlee
kapable of takin care of mine own manikurez, barbi
"Meowy" wrote in message
...
On Dec 8, 6:16 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif
herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power

Fwitning egspeeryents, barbi, sew witefully disgwuntld.
I do mine own cwaws.
Dey weely gitted sharp sumtyms an stik in stuf.
Butted i hab purrfekted a shake ana wiggl moofmint dat gits dem
unstuk.
Meowy

Meowy, mai luv, ai wyl treet yu tu uh pedicure at da spa sew yu wunt git
stuk
Luvz
Mosey

On Dec 9, 3:40*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i juzt duzint unnerstand why mine hoominz duzint unnerstand i iz purrfektlee
kapable of takin care of mine own manikurez, barbi"Meowy" wrote in message

...
On Dec 8, 6:16 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif
herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power

Fwitning egspeeryents, barbi, sew witefully disgwuntld.
I do mine own cwaws.
Dey weely gitted sharp sumtyms an stik in stuf.
Butted i hab purrfekted a shake ana wiggl moofmint dat gits dem
unstuk.
Meowy

Pawaps yoor hoomin iss a noofuss neowwy.
Dey wuwwy bout stuf.
Wike sharp cwaus.
Meowy

On Dec 11, 8:16*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
"Storrmmee" *wrote in ...

i juzt duzint unnerstand why mine hoominz duzint unnerstand i iz purrfektlee
kapable of takin care of mine own manikurez, barbi"Meowy" wrote in message

...
On Dec 8, 6:16 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif
herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power
Fwitning egspeeryents, barbi, sew witefully disgwuntld.
I do mine own cwaws.
Dey weely gitted sharp sumtyms an stik in stuf.
Butted i hab purrfekted a shake ana wiggl moofmint dat gits dem
unstuk.
Meowy

Meowy, mai luv, ai wyl treet yu tu uh pedicure at da spa sew yu wunt git
stuk
Luvz
Mosey

Dat furry chenurrus an lugzhurius fing too doo, mine wuff.
MeOwy
*nosepoink*

hhhmmm kuld be, barbi catsiderin
"Meowy" wrote in message
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On Dec 9, 3:40 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i juzt duzint unnerstand why mine hoominz duzint unnerstand i iz
purrfektlee
kapable of takin care of mine own manikurez, barbi"Meowy"
wrote in message

...
On Dec 8, 6:16 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:

so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped
minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free
i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held
onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif
herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef
iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz
bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power

Fwitning egspeeryents, barbi, sew witefully disgwuntld.
I do mine own cwaws.
Dey weely gitted sharp sumtyms an stik in stuf.
Butted i hab purrfekted a shake ana wiggl moofmint dat gits dem
unstuk.
Meowy

Pawaps yoor hoomin iss a noofuss neowwy.
Dey wuwwy bout stuf.
Wike sharp cwaus.
Meowy

Wull, AWL indoar kitties NEED der clawz klipd. yeUP!!
Weh git owrz dun evri munth sew weh dunt git stuk in rugz n furniuhur n
fingz.
Dunt wap da soft..hur iz twin tu hulp yu, Barbi.
Hur mite git un infexshun wif doz markz yu left on hur.
Yu wundnt wunt dat, wud yu? ai dint fink sew.
Pooky wuz bad n tried tu bite meomie wen hur wuz clipin hym, n hur teled
hym he wuz uh bad cat, den flicked him on hiz eer.
He furgibed hur aftur uhwuile.

Mosey

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so der i wuz mindin mineown buzinezz, den alla sudden soft scooped minesef
up anna started klippin mine klawz, so az soon az i getted mine paw free i
wopped her inna faze, i leafed sum purte impurrsif marks but she held onto
minsef anna klipped alla rezt of min klawz, i wuz not impurrezed wif herown
manikurin skillz, i duzint need hep wif mineown klawz so now den hersef iz
sayin no dont skratch diz or dat, i hasta du sumfin ta get mine pintz bak,
barbi the disgruntled, white paw of power