COUP! (I take ofur)

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Lucy wrote:
I dunno why LL is sew mad. Mabbee da
gurlcats cud take LL out fur sum nise nip wine n tawk tew hur n see
iffen her haz sum kinda problumz frum hur bittiehood dat is makin
hurself meen tew usses. Da gurls are gud at solving problumz wike
dat. Jest a thot *shrugs*

Mosey

I don't know why she's so mad either. Maybe she needs to go to an
anger management class!

That's a good idea. Maybe the girlcats will have some influence on
her.

Clarence
As a gurlcat mineself, I fink Louise is allowd to be hi-maintenance!
She duzzint need a reezon. We luff her.

Lucy
Has she come back yet? I haven't seen her but I haven't gotten through
all the posts today.

Clarence
I habbent seen hur either. Hope hur iz umkay.
Mabbee hur iz takin da day off tew fink n nap?

Mosey
Maybe she is. Or maybe her human won't let her back.

Chester and Clarence

I dunno eether..wunner wats rong?
Mosey
--conserned bout awl dis


Or maybe she's just be stubborn!

Chester and Clarence

Sylvia M wrote:

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"ClowderCat" ...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

We want to be able to train her. She ignores us and does whatever
she wants. It's like she thinks she's a cat!

Chester and Clarence
I wyll go an twy wun moooor tyme tu reezon wiff hur.

Den yu gize ar on yur own, an gudgud luk.
An twy reeeel hard wif telepathee tu moof hur fingurz offur da
keebord.

OK. Thanks.

The problem we're having isn't moving her fingers on the keyboard,
it's that our telepathic interface, that we put in the keyboard and
works better than the keyboard to do most of what we want, won't
open the newsreader in SeaMonkey and won't open rpcc in google
groups. All she needs to do is open the software for us and
everything will work right for us. That's what we're having
problems with.

Chester and Clarence

Umkay, gnow I unnerstand.

Mosey
UB hihi gandalf frum da utter groop
So our human needs to be punished for not opening the software for us.

Chester and Clarence

Du yu tink datz moor lykelley tu get rezultz, den twyink tu reezun wiff
hur, an kunvynze hur? Yu wud need tu get da sherif involft, an I dunno
if heez effin emvolft at da momint.

Pit2nya

We know how to get the Sheriff involved. Remember, he works for us!

Chester and Clarence

Will in New Haven wrote:
On Jul 27, 8:56 pm, ClowderCat wrote:
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Cory wrote:
In article Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
We want to be able to train her. She ignores us and does whatever she
wants. It's like she thinks she's a cat!
Chester and Clarence
*Onyx saunters over to Anti Jan and taps her on the shoulder...*
Um, skyooz mineownself dere, Anti Jan... I duzzint meen tu, wike,
ohfurstayt da REELY obveeuz, buttid YU iz KNOT a cat!!! YU hafta duz
whuteffur yur CATS want, nottid whuteffur YU want!!!!!
--- Onyx, hoping the HUMAN gets the point...
Hi Onyx. Where do you get the idea that I think I'm a cat! I'm a human
and I don't have to do what cats tell me to if I don't want.
Jan
Uh oh...pweeze dunt git hissy Mz Jan. Fangu furry mutch.
Mosey
--off tew mayk sum lunch
Why do you think I'm being hissy?

Jan


Beclawz hoomins who is GNOT hissy gnow dat da cats iz in charg. It izn
dat wee don' luv hoomins butted da cats iz much wizur an smartur.

--
Maggy May

Why do you think that?

Jan

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"Will in New Haven"
On Jul 27, 8:56 pm, ClowderCat :
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Cory wrote:
In article Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
We want to be able to train her. She ignores us and does whatever
she
wants. It's like she thinks she's a cat!
Chester and Clarence
*Onyx saunters over to Anti Jan and taps her on the shoulder...*
Um, skyooz mineownself dere, Anti Jan... I duzzint meen tu, wike,
ohfurstayt da REELY obveeuz, buttid YU iz KNOT a cat!!! YU hafta duz
whuteffur yur CATS want, nottid whuteffur YU want!!!!!
--- Onyx, hoping the HUMAN gets the point...
Hi Onyx. Where do you get the idea that I think I'm a cat! I'm a
human
and I don't have to do what cats tell me to if I don't want.
Jan
Uh oh...pweeze dunt git hissy Mz Jan. Fangu furry mutch.
Mosey
--off tew mayk sum lunch
Why do you think I'm being hissy?

Jan

Bekauz you sownded hissy in yer answer. dats awl.
Sawry iffin i wuz mixtaken. I wike to keep da peece.

Beclawz hoomins who is GNOT hissy gnow dat da cats iz in charg. It izn
dat wee don' luv hoomins butted da cats iz much wizur an smartur.

--
Maggy May


Fangu furry mutch Maggy May. Yew r rite ON da mark dere.
Mosey
--hoo dont want no trubbles


I don't agree with that!

Jan

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"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Sylvia M wrote:

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"ClowderCat" ...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

We want to be able to train her. She ignores us and does
whatever she wants. It's like she thinks she's a cat!

Chester and Clarence
I wyll go an twy wun moooor tyme tu reezon wiff hur.

Den yu gize ar on yur own, an gudgud luk.
An twy reeeel hard wif telepathee tu moof hur fingurz offur da
keebord.

OK. Thanks.

The problem we're having isn't moving her fingers on the keyboard,
it's that our telepathic interface, that we put in the keyboard
and works better than the keyboard to do most of what we want,
won't open the newsreader in SeaMonkey and won't open rpcc in
google groups. All she needs to do is open the software for us
and everything will work right for us. That's what we're having
problems with.

Chester and Clarence

Umkay, gnow I unnerstand.

Mosey
UB hihi gandalf frum da utter groop
So our human needs to be punished for not opening the software for
us.

Chester and Clarence

Du yu tink datz moor lykelley tu get rezultz, den twyink tu reezun
wiff hur, an kunvynze hur? Yu wud need tu get da sherif involft, an
I dunno if heez effin emvolft at da momint.

Pit2nya

We know how to get the Sheriff involved. Remember, he works for us!

Chester and Clarence

Datz nize.

Rememfurr Anti Jan sed kwote:
"OK. I can do that. I wish that they had explained that to me before.
Jan"

Yu haz it in rytink.
Dunt trubbul trubbrl tyll trubbel trubbelz yu!

Go tu dat puter.
Sit.
Look up
Meow.
Dat wyll 'splain wat yu want.

Bee Happy!
No? kontakt Da Sherrif ur Puba.

Pit2nya, just a hewlpful cityzen ob da community
not a dizpoot meedyaytur

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Pitô.ônya
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:



"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"


"ClowderCat"
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"ClowderCat" Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Chesters gonna byte yur tayle when he gits bak.

Lucy
He hazn't bin here 4 long tyme! Iz dat leedership???

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
I'm here now. Clarence and I are leading by being available
when we're needed.

Chester

At free aye emm??
UB Hillary joke
Gud tew see yew bak....
Mosey
*offers LL sum nise nip ise kream*
Thanks.

We have a lot of problems getting mom to let us come here
whenever we want. She claims she doesn't have time!

Chester and Clarence
Datz wy I went an Hizzt at hur.
Wuz dat HooKay tu du?
Of course. But it didn't do any good. She wasn't scared of you!

Chester and Clarence
I twyed.
Kaynt yu kontrol hur?
Maybe Sherif Rozko shud twy.

Pit2nya...hisspitted owt.

I kontrol my Meowmie, but dunt hisspit at hurself cuz her is sew
nise tew mee n da other 3 uf usses. Her keeps r bawxes kleen, gibs
usses gudgud fuds effen iffen hur duzsn feel well n makes sure wee
gits treets tew n brushes usses.
Pipps iz da brat uf da fwamily n wikes tew hisspit n swears wike a
sailer.
I bop Pipps onna head wen hur acts wike dis.
Hur catmeowmie Sqweex iznt furry gud at raizing Pipps tew be nise.
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey


You're so lucky that you get treats. Mom refuses to give us treats.

Chester and Clarence

Juzt be hapy dat she wyll neow open the software furr yuz!

We are, as long as she continues to do it.

Chester and Clarence

Sheeeesh!
Hey gize, Anti Jan sed kwote:
"OK. I can do that. I wish that they had explained that to me before.
Jan"

Yu haz it in rytink. In Blak on Wite.
Dunt trubbul trubbul tyll trubbeul trubbulz yu!

Go tu dat puter.
Sit.
Look up
Meow.
Dat wyll 'splain wat yu want.

Bee Happy!

Pit2nya, just a hewlpful cityzen ob da community
not a dizpoot meedyaytur

In article ,
says...
Will in New Haven wrote:
On Jul 27, 8:56 pm, ClowderCat wrote:
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Cory wrote:
In article Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
We want to be able to train her. She ignores us and does whatever she
wants. It's like she thinks she's a cat!
Chester and Clarence
*Onyx saunters over to Anti Jan and taps her on the shoulder...*
Um, skyooz mineownself dere, Anti Jan... I duzzint meen tu, wike,
ohfurstayt da REELY obveeuz, buttid YU iz KNOT a cat!!! YU hafta duz
whuteffur yur CATS want, nottid whuteffur YU want!!!!!
--- Onyx, hoping the HUMAN gets the point...
Hi Onyx. Where do you get the idea that I think I'm a cat! I'm a human
and I don't have to do what cats tell me to if I don't want.
Jan
Uh oh...pweeze dunt git hissy Mz Jan. Fangu furry mutch.
Mosey
--off tew mayk sum lunch
Why do you think I'm being hissy?

Jan


Beclawz hoomins who is GNOT hissy gnow dat da cats iz in charg. It izn
dat wee don' luv hoomins butted da cats iz much wizur an smartur.

--
Maggy May

Why do you think that?

Jan

Anti Jan, I lufz yu. Yu an' yur kitteez haf ben arownd fur a
longlonglong tyme, an' I haz enjoyed owrz inturackshunz tugeffur, buttid
fur a hooman, yu shur iz DENZE. How inna whirled kin yu eefun DAYR tu
fink dat hoomanz iz smartur den kitteez, wen effurry uffur hooman NOZE
itz da uffur weigh arownd???!!

--- Onyx, absolutely indignant that any hoomanz would ever dare to think
that THEY are smarter than kitties...

--
"Life without liberty is like a body without spirit." --- Kahlil Gibran

In article , carrieandbishop-
says...
We iz in Catifurnia, near San Furncisco. Seeyattul and San Furncisco iz bof
furry nice placiz.

Sundance

And VERY much alike, as both freaking cities have hills the size of the
friggin' Rockies.

I was ALL SET to move to Seattle, until I saw pictures of some of their
damn hills. There's NO WAY a person in a wheelchair, like myself, would
be able to negotiate those hills SAFELY unless they were the size of the
Incredible Hulk or had an electric wheelchair equipped with what are
known as hill stoppers.

--- Unca Cory, still hissy about not being able to move to Seattle...

--
"Life without liberty is like a body without spirit." --- Kahlil Gibran

And VERY much alike, as both freaking cities have hills the size of the
friggin' Rockies.

I was ALL SET to move to Seattle, until I saw pictures of some of their
damn hills. There's NO WAY a person in a wheelchair, like myself, would
be able to negotiate those hills SAFELY unless they were the size of the
Incredible Hulk or had an electric wheelchair equipped with what are
known as hill stoppers.

--- Unca Cory, still hissy about not being able to move to Seattle...

If I remefur correctly, you might be able to get around ok in some of da
outlying communities, like Kent (where Mosey libs), and Tacoma (excuse
me, Tacatma), and efen maybe Federal Way. As I recall, dey has hills all
around dem but in town and out on da edges fur a few miles dey is purrty
level. Though Federal Way does haf some slopes in da part of town right
off da freeway.

Mine Paw really din't like places wif lots of hills beclaws him's truck
only had about 400 horsiepowers. When him would pick up a trailer wif
50000 pounds of stuffz in it and hook it up to him's truck, it was furry
difficult to climb steeps hills. So him avoided da big hills whenever him
could. Even so, him didn't haf too much trouble getting around in da areas
just south of Seattle.

Harri

OK. Thanks. We never get ham.

Chester and Clarence

I made a 'portant discovery last night. Mine Paw grilled some
moo-cow steaks and shared it wif usses. But den him putted on some magical
elixir known as "A1 Steak Sauce". I don't what's in dis stuff, but it's
betterer dan catnip! Him tried to put it just on him's steak, but den I
licked him's plate and finded it mineownself. It is heavenly stuffz. It is
efen much betterer da steak. I licked up all da sauce dat was left on hims
plate and meowed at him for more, and him gived me some more.

I fink I want to require him to put A1 on mineown breakfast efurry morning.

Harri