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"Harri Roadcat" And VERY much alike, as both freaking cities have hills
the size of the
friggin' Rockies.

I was ALL SET to move to Seattle, until I saw pictures of some of their
damn hills. There's NO WAY a person in a wheelchair, like myself, would
be able to negotiate those hills SAFELY unless they were the size of the
Incredible Hulk or had an electric wheelchair equipped with what are
known as hill stoppers.

--- Unca Cory, still hissy about not being able to move to Seattle...

If I remefur correctly, you might be able to get around ok in some of da
outlying communities, like Kent (where Mosey libs), and Tacoma (excuse
me, Tacatma), and efen maybe Federal Way. As I recall, dey has hills all
around dem but in town and out on da edges fur a few miles dey is purrty
level. Though Federal Way does haf some slopes in da part of town right
off da freeway.

Mine Paw really din't like places wif lots of hills beclaws him's truck
only had about 400 horsiepowers. When him would pick up a trailer wif
50000 pounds of stuffz in it and hook it up to him's truck, it was furry
difficult to climb steeps hills. So him avoided da big hills whenever him
could. Even so, him didn't haf too much trouble getting around in da areas
just south of Seattle.

Harri

Yup, I wiv in Kent but I dunt go outside cuz dey wunt let usses do dat heer
in da traylor park wear we wiv, but datz umkay. Seattle duz have lotz uf
big hills.
Takoma iz a badbad area wif krime n sew iz Federal Way also. Kent is bedder.
Unkl Cory, kan yew git one uf dem eletric fingys dat yew kan ride on?
Meowmie usses a walker dat haz 4 wheelz anna seet dat we wike tew ride on.
Jest kurious
nosepoink
Mosey

Theoretically, yeah, I can get an electric wheelymonster. I just don't
wanna until I hafta, ya know???

--- Unca Cory, content with the manual wheelymonster for now...

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"Life without liberty is like a body without spirit." --- Kahlil Gibran

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


Mom's doing it again. She's not opening the software for us. She
claims it't because she can't open it while either of us walk back and
forth in front of the monitor!

Chester

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:


"ClowderCat" Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

"ClowderCat"
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

"ClowderCat" Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Chesters gonna byte yur tayle when he gits bak.

Lucy
He hazn't bin here 4 long tyme! Iz dat leedership???

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
I'm here now. Clarence and I are leading by being available when
we're needed.

Chester
At free aye emm??
UB Hillary joke
Gud tew see yew bak....
Mosey
*offers LL sum nise nip ise kream*
Thanks.

We have a lot of problems getting mom to let us come here whenever
we want. She claims she doesn't have time!

Chester and Clarence
Datz wy I went an Hizzt at hur.
Wuz dat HooKay tu du?
Of course. But it didn't do any good. She wasn't scared of you!

Chester and Clarence
I twyed.
Kaynt yu kontrol hur?
Maybe Sherif Rozko shud twy.

Pit2nya...hisspitted owt.
I kontrol my Meowmie, but dunt hisspit at hurself cuz her is sew nise
tew mee n da other 3 uf usses. Her keeps r bawxes kleen, gibs usses
gudgud fuds effen iffen hur duzsn feel well n makes sure wee gits
treets tew n brushes usses.
Pipps iz da brat uf da fwamily n wikes tew hisspit n swears wike a
sailer.
I bop Pipps onna head wen hur acts wike dis.
Hur catmeowmie Sqweex iznt furry gud at raizing Pipps tew be nise.
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey


You're so lucky that you get treats. Mom refuses to give us treats.

Chester and Clarence
Juzt be hapy dat she wyll neow open the software furr yuz!
We are, as long as she continues to do it.

Chester and Clarence

Hur probubly will doo dat fur yew
Mosey


Maybe she will and maybe she won't. It's been a week since she opened
the software for us!

Chester and Clarence

Harri Roadcat wrote:
OK. Thanks. We never get ham.

Chester and Clarence

I made a 'portant discovery last night. Mine Paw grilled some
moo-cow steaks and shared it wif usses. But den him putted on some magical
elixir known as "A1 Steak Sauce". I don't what's in dis stuff, but it's
betterer dan catnip! Him tried to put it just on him's steak, but den I
licked him's plate and finded it mineownself. It is heavenly stuffz. It is
efen much betterer da steak. I licked up all da sauce dat was left on hims
plate and meowed at him for more, and him gived me some more.

I fink I want to require him to put A1 on mineown breakfast efurry morning.

Harri

Can we come over and try it? Mom won't put any of that kind of thing on
any of her own or our food!

Chester and Clarence

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
"ClowderCat"
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Chesters gonna byte yur tayle when he gits bak.

Lucy
He hazn't bin here 4 long tyme! Iz dat leedership???

"Lovable Louise"
Grand Pooh-Bah of Catmerica
I'm here now. Clarence and I are leading by being available when
we're needed.

Chester
At free aye emm??
UB Hillary joke
Gud tew see yew bak....
Mosey
*offers LL sum nise nip ise kream*
Thanks.

We have a lot of problems getting mom to let us come here whenever
we want. She claims she doesn't have time!

Chester and Clarence
Datz wy I went an Hizzt at hur.
Wuz dat HooKay tu du?
Of course. But it didn't do any good. She wasn't scared of you!

Chester and Clarence
I twyed.
Kaynt yu kontrol hur?
Maybe Sherif Rozko shud twy.

Pit2nya...hisspitted owt.
I kontrol my Meowmie, but dunt hisspit at hurself cuz her is sew nise
tew mee n da other 3 uf usses. Her keeps r bawxes kleen, gibs usses
gudgud fuds effen iffen hur duzsn feel well n makes sure wee gits
treets tew n brushes usses.
Pipps iz da brat uf da fwamily n wikes tew hisspit n swears wike a
sailer.
I bop Pipps onna head wen hur acts wike dis.
Hur catmeowmie Sqweex iznt furry gud at raizing Pipps tew be nise.
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt :/
Mosey


You're so lucky that you get treats. Mom refuses to give us treats.

Chester and Clarence
Wee gits sum ham wen we have sum on hand.
Iwill share it wiff yew.
headbumps
Mosey
OK. Thanks. We never get ham.

Chester and Clarence

Umkay, heer's a hooge ham sammich fur yews. Enjoy et
Mosey


Chester and Clarence go over and sniff the sandwich.

This smells really good.

They take small bites of it and eat slowly to make it last as long as
possible.

This is wonderful.

Thanks.

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Lucy wrote:
I dunno why LL is sew mad. Mabbee da
gurlcats cud take LL out fur sum nise nip wine n tawk tew hur n
see iffen her haz sum kinda problumz frum hur bittiehood dat is
makin hurself meen tew usses. Da gurls are gud at solving problumz
wike dat. Jest a thot *shrugs*

Mosey

I don't know why she's so mad either. Maybe she needs to go to an
anger management class!

That's a good idea. Maybe the girlcats will have some influence on
her.

Clarence
As a gurlcat mineself, I fink Louise is allowd to be hi-maintenance!
She duzzint need a reezon. We luff her.

Lucy
Has she come back yet? I haven't seen her but I haven't gotten
through all the posts today.

Clarence
I habbent seen hur either. Hope hur iz umkay.
Mabbee hur iz takin da day off tew fink n nap?

Mosey
Maybe she is. Or maybe her human won't let her back.

Chester and Clarence
I dunno eether..wunner wats rong?
Mosey
--conserned bout awl dis
Or maybe she's just be stubborn!

Chester and Clarence

I am finking hur or hur hoomin haz sun kinda problum anna we cud help dem.
Jest a thot
Mosey


Maybe. Has she come back?

Chester and Clarence

Lucy wrote:

I habbent seen hur either. Hope hur iz umkay.
Mabbee hur iz takin da day off tew fink n nap?

Mosey
Maybe she is. Or maybe her human won't let her back.

Chester and Clarence

I dunno eether..wunner wats rong?
Mosey
--conserned bout awl dis

Or maybe she's just be stubborn!

Chester and Clarence


Shee is intitled to feel how she wantz tu feel.

I haf had a chanje of hart, an now I want her to come bak and take offur.

Lucy, disgruntled

Why do you want her to take over? She'll just beat up other cats!

Chester and Clarence

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Sylvia M wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

"ClowderCat" ...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
We want to be able to train her. She ignores us and does whatever
she wants. It's like she thinks she's a cat!

Chester and Clarence
I wyll go an twy wun moooor tyme tu reezon wiff hur.

Den yu gize ar on yur own, an gudgud luk.
An twy reeeel hard wif telepathee tu moof hur fingurz offur da
keebord.

OK. Thanks.

The problem we're having isn't moving her fingers on the keyboard,
it's that our telepathic interface, that we put in the keyboard and
works better than the keyboard to do most of what we want, won't open
the newsreader in SeaMonkey and won't open rpcc in google groups. All
she needs to do is open the software for us and everything will work
right for us. That's what we're having problems with.

Chester and Clarence
Umkay, gnow I unnerstand.

Mosey
UB hihi gandalf frum da utter groop
So our human needs to be punished for not opening the software for us.

Chester and Clarence
Du yu tink datz moor lykelley tu get rezultz, den twyink tu reezun wiff
hur, an kunvynze hur? Yu wud need tu get da sherif involft, an I dunno
if heez effin emvolft at da momint.

Pit2nya
We know how to get the Sheriff involved. Remember, he works for us!

Chester and Clarence

Hoo iz da Sheriff?
Mosey


Rosco.

Clarence

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

"ClowderCat" ...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
We want to be able to train her. She ignores us and does whatever she
wants. It's like she thinks she's a cat!

Chester and Clarence
I wyll go an twy wun moooor tyme tu reezon wiff hur.

Den yu gize ar on yur own, an gudgud luk.
An twy reeeel hard wif telepathee tu moof hur fingurz offur da keebord.

OK. Thanks.

The problem we're having isn't moving her fingers on the keyboard, it's
that our telepathic interface, that we put in the keyboard and works
better than the keyboard to do most of what we want, won't open the
newsreader in SeaMonkey and won't open rpcc in google groups. All she
needs to do is open the software for us and everything will work right
for us. That's what we're having problems with.

Chester and Clarence
Umkay, gnow I unnerstand.

Mosey
UB hihi gandalf frum da utter groop
So our human needs to be punished for not opening the software for us.

Chester and Clarence

Well, iffen yew r nise tew hur, she will open et fur yew.
Jest myown oponion
Mosey

We are nice to her. She's just stubborn and won't do what we tell her
to do.

Chester and Clarence

Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"Will in New Haven"
On Jul 27, 8:56 pm, ClowderCat :
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Cory wrote:
In article Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
We want to be able to train her. She ignores us and does whatever
she
wants. It's like she thinks she's a cat!
Chester and Clarence
*Onyx saunters over to Anti Jan and taps her on the shoulder...*
Um, skyooz mineownself dere, Anti Jan... I duzzint meen tu, wike,
ohfurstayt da REELY obveeuz, buttid YU iz KNOT a cat!!! YU hafta
duz
whuteffur yur CATS want, nottid whuteffur YU want!!!!!
--- Onyx, hoping the HUMAN gets the point...
Hi Onyx. Where do you get the idea that I think I'm a cat! I'm a
human
and I don't have to do what cats tell me to if I don't want.
Jan
Uh oh...pweeze dunt git hissy Mz Jan. Fangu furry mutch.
Mosey
--off tew mayk sum lunch
Why do you think I'm being hissy?

Jan
Bekauz you sownded hissy in yer answer. dats awl.
Sawry iffin i wuz mixtaken. I wike to keep da peece.
Beclawz hoomins who is GNOT hissy gnow dat da cats iz in charg. It izn
dat wee don' luv hoomins butted da cats iz much wizur an smartur.

--
Maggy May

Fangu furry mutch Maggy May. Yew r rite ON da mark dere.
Mosey
--hoo dont want no trubbles
I don't agree with that!

Jan

Iz umkay tew dizagree Jan, but pweeze, letz not fite bout it. Umkay?
nosepoink
Mosey

Do you think I'm fighting about it? I don't. I'm just telling you that
I disagree with you.

Jan