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Old July 2nd 12, 05:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_6_]
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Is you missing a doggie?


Bear and Samanfa was woking Uncl Bill and dey rund into a lady wiff a
furry prettie doggie. I fink da Bear is in luv ob her. She is differen
colors an has luffly furs. Awl fethery and soff.


An Uncl Bill sez shee is a Gordon Setterer. Duz diss gneiss lady hav
yoor dog?


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WooToo


Hihi WooToo!
Nope wusnt a doggie fwum heer, aldoe me dus wike dems setterers.
I is ansuring dis letter fwum da priso...umh.....cattewy in Ayr ware
we has been abandone....umh.....tooked while certun unfeewing hoomins
disport demselfs in Oxford n enjoy da sunnyshine n da cweem tees n da
wong wokks etceturra....wiff neffur a fott abowt uss kitties. Whi me
herd dat dey effun had thu affwuntewy tu be pettin stwange kitties in
Oxford n neffur a fott fur da gudgud kitties dey weft
behynd....usses....sniff.
Hard done by Harry n Sukie n Cleo.


Port to r sellybrashun an wee will giff yoons lots ob attenshun and
fudz and drinks. By da weigh, dat doggy is namd Jenny Walker an Uncl
Bill finks dat is funny. WY is dat funny?


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WooToo


Yez, doo port ovur Akroz da Pond tu owr sellybrashun .
Wike WooToo sez, yu wyl git lotz uf attenshun, nip fudz n nip drinkz.

Mosey --waffing at da goggiez nayme cuz et IZ funni. yeUP
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Old July 2nd 12, 06:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Jul 1, 4:23*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Jun 29, 4:58*pm, Cleo da Clingon wrote:





On Jun 27, 4:07*pm, Will in New Haven


wrote:
Is you missing a doggie?


Bear and Samanfa was woking Uncl Bill and dey rund into a lady wiff a
furry prettie doggie. I fink da Bear is in luv ob her. She is differen
colors an has luffly furs. Awl fethery and soff.


An Uncl Bill sez shee is a Gordon Setterer. Duz diss gneiss lady hav
yoor dog?


--
WooToo


Hihi WooToo!
Nope wusnt a doggie fwum heer, aldoe me dus wike dems setterers.
I is ansuring dis letter fwum da priso...umh.....cattewy in Ayr ware
we has been abandone....umh.....tooked while certun unfeewing hoomins
disport demselfs in Oxford n enjoy da sunnyshine n da cweem tees n da
wong wokks etceturra....wiff neffur a fott abowt uss kitties. Whi me
herd dat dey effun had thu affwuntewy tu be pettin stwange kitties in
Oxford n neffur a fott fur da gudgud kitties dey weft
behynd....usses....sniff.
Hard done by Harry n Sukie n Cleo.


Port to r sellybrashun an wee will giff yoons lots ob attenshun and
fudz and drinks. By da weigh, dat doggy is namd Jenny Walker an Uncl
Bill finks dat is funny. WY is dat funny?


It is funnee beclaws _Johny Walker_ iz da gname ob a Scoch Wisky an
shee is a Scoch doggee an Uncl Bill an I knowd dat becaus us boys
GNOZE about Wisky.

--
Wascal

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Old July 3rd 12, 12:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_6_]
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Bear and Samanfa was woking Uncl Bill and dey rund into a lady wiff a
furry prettie doggie. I fink da Bear is in luv ob her. She is differen
colors an has luffly furs. Awl fethery and soff.


An Uncl Bill sez shee is a Gordon Setterer. Duz diss gneiss lady hav
yoor dog?


--
WooToo


Hihi WooToo!
Nope wusnt a doggie fwum heer, aldoe me dus wike dems setterers.
I is ansuring dis letter fwum da priso...umh.....cattewy in Ayr ware
we has been abandone....umh.....tooked while certun unfeewing hoomins
disport demselfs in Oxford n enjoy da sunnyshine n da cweem tees n da
wong wokks etceturra....wiff neffur a fott abowt uss kitties. Whi me
herd dat dey effun had thu affwuntewy tu be pettin stwange kitties in
Oxford n neffur a fott fur da gudgud kitties dey weft
behynd....usses....sniff.
Hard done by Harry n Sukie n Cleo.


Port to r sellybrashun an wee will giff yoons lots ob attenshun and
fudz and drinks. By da weigh, dat doggy is namd Jenny Walker an Uncl
Bill finks dat is funny. WY is dat funny?


It is funnee beclaws _Johny Walker_ iz da gname ob a Scoch Wisky an
shee is a Scoch doggee an Uncl Bill an I knowd dat becaus us boys
GNOZE about Wisky.


--
Wascal


Wascal, n Unka Bill, yu r bof very sili...yeUP
ai wud wike uh wee dram uf Johny Walker wisky , sew wud BobQat.

 




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