Sundance and Pit2nya's WedWinking Serrymony

It is noon in the United States of Cat America.
It is a sunny day in San Louie Obispo, Cattyfurrnya.

Guests start arriving...
They sign the guest book provided by Mimzy and
using the feather plume pen, offered by Bob Qat.

They sign:

After depositing any gifts they may have brought, onto a side table,
they enter the chapel, where they are seated by the ushers.

A chamber music quartet is playing music softly, as all guests are
seated
They start to play the strains of JS Bach's "Ode on a G String"

Amelia T Cat and Sundance come through the doorway and
to the front of the room.
Sundance stands to the right of the altar facing the back of the room
expectantly...

Pit2nya, radiant, walks gracefully down the aisle with Mr. MCat
on herright

Rebecca follows, with Samuel Redcat Mahoney

Five bridesmaids and Ushers follow:
Mme. Anaïs walks with Tiger
Lucy walks with Roscoe
Lovely.Louise walks with Ranger
Harri walks with OT
Piglet walks with Lewi

right...together...left...together...step... together...,

They make their way slowly down the aisle to the front of the room,
looking happy and radiant.
They separate, girl kitties to the left, boy kitties to the right
Pit2nya stands to Sundance's left,
Rebecca, sister-in-paw-to-be, stands behind Pit2nya, ready to take her
red rosebud and Lilly of the Valley BoKay..
Sundance's grooms-cats stand on the right of him,
Samuel Redcat Mahoney closest.

Amelia T Cat, High Priestess of Bast, faces them...

[Amelia adjusts her sash to make sure it looks just right, delicately
clears her throat, then address the assembled kitties.]

Greetings, kitties and other guests. Welcome to this most beautiful
occasion on a beautiful day. We are here to celebrate the bewinking of
Sundance and Pi2nya, two of our dearly loved community members. In the
years that we have been keeping each other's company we have to
appreciate their individual purrsonalities and the wonderful energy
that they bring to the group together. Seeing kitties who love and
value each other as deeply as these two is heartwarming and
encouraging. We have enjoyed the company of both of them on our
various adventures, and we now welcome the opportunity to enjoy their
participation with us as a winked couple.

Since we are all felines - well, mostly all felines - we have a very
deep love and respect for the natural world that surrounds us. Our
emotional attachment to those we love is deeper than those experienced
by most humans, so the commitment that we make to each other in a
bewinking is a very deep lifelong commitment. We don't enter into
these commitments lightly.

A part of our existence as a community is our willingness, even
eagerness, to share the important moments in our lives with each
other. That is why we now invite Sundance and Pi2nya to express to the
assemblage the commitments that they offer to each other. I understand
that the couple has written their own vows. Sundance, would you like
to recite your vows now? Pi2nya, once Sundance has stated his vows to
you, would you like to recite your vows to Sundance?

Amelia

I, Sundance, takez yoo, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, to be myown wifekittee, myown
purrtner in life, an myown wuntrooluv. I will luv yoo, respeck yoo,
purrteck yoo, an cherish yoo, alwaze fingking uv yoo in efurryfing dat I
duz. I will be wif yoo in gud timez an bad, when yoo iz helfy and when yoo
iz sik, when we haz lotsa toonaz an when we duznt. I will share efurryfing
I haz wif yoo, an be fafeful to yoo alwaze. I givz yoo myown paw, myown
hart, an myown luv, frum dis day furward fur az long az we bof shall live.

Sundance

"CatDude" wrote in message
...
[Amelia adjusts her sash to make sure it looks just right, delicately
clears her throat, then address the assembled kitties.]

Greetings, kitties and other guests. Welcome to this most beautiful
occasion on a beautiful day. We are here to celebrate the bewinking of
Sundance and Pi2nya, two of our dearly loved community members. In the
years that we have been keeping each other's company we have to
appreciate their individual purrsonalities and the wonderful energy
that they bring to the group together. Seeing kitties who love and
value each other as deeply as these two is heartwarming and
encouraging. We have enjoyed the company of both of them on our
various adventures, and we now welcome the opportunity to enjoy their
participation with us as a winked couple.

Since we are all felines - well, mostly all felines - we have a very
deep love and respect for the natural world that surrounds us. Our
emotional attachment to those we love is deeper than those experienced
by most humans, so the commitment that we make to each other in a
bewinking is a very deep lifelong commitment. We don't enter into
these commitments lightly.

A part of our existence as a community is our willingness, even
eagerness, to share the important moments in our lives with each
other. That is why we now invite Sundance and Pi2nya to express to the
assemblage the commitments that they offer to each other. I understand
that the couple has written their own vows. Sundance, would you like
to recite your vows now? Pi2nya, once Sundance has stated his vows to
you, would you like to recite your vows to Sundance?

Amelia

O T Stands listening to Sundance. I sur hopez da gramby iz kopying diz
down. Sundance jus said eferthink I wud wanta say to Harri but wuden fink
of it at da timez.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
I, Sundance, takez yoo, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, to be myown wifekittee,
myown purrtner in life, an myown wuntrooluv. I will luv yoo, respeck yoo,
purrteck yoo, an cherish yoo, alwaze fingking uv yoo in efurryfing dat I
duz. I will be wif yoo in gud timez an bad, when yoo iz helfy and when
yoo iz sik, when we haz lotsa toonaz an when we duznt. I will share
efurryfing I haz wif yoo, an be fafeful to yoo alwaze. I givz yoo myown
paw, myown hart, an myown luv, frum dis day furward fur az long az we bof
shall live.

Sundance

"CatDude" wrote in message
...
[Amelia adjusts her sash to make sure it looks just right, delicately
clears her throat, then address the assembled kitties.]

Greetings, kitties and other guests. Welcome to this most beautiful
occasion on a beautiful day. We are here to celebrate the bewinking of
Sundance and Pi2nya, two of our dearly loved community members. In the
years that we have been keeping each other's company we have to
appreciate their individual purrsonalities and the wonderful energy
that they bring to the group together. Seeing kitties who love and
value each other as deeply as these two is heartwarming and
encouraging. We have enjoyed the company of both of them on our
various adventures, and we now welcome the opportunity to enjoy their
participation with us as a winked couple.

Since we are all felines - well, mostly all felines - we have a very
deep love and respect for the natural world that surrounds us. Our
emotional attachment to those we love is deeper than those experienced
by most humans, so the commitment that we make to each other in a
bewinking is a very deep lifelong commitment. We don't enter into
these commitments lightly.

A part of our existence as a community is our willingness, even
eagerness, to share the important moments in our lives with each
other. That is why we now invite Sundance and Pi2nya to express to the
assemblage the commitments that they offer to each other. I understand
that the couple has written their own vows. Sundance, would you like
to recite your vows now? Pi2nya, once Sundance has stated his vows to
you, would you like to recite your vows to Sundance?

Amelia

On Feb 14, 11:56*am, "Sundance"
wrote:
I, Sundance, takez yoo, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, to be myown wifekittee, myown
purrtner in life, an myown wuntrooluv. *I will luv yoo, respeck yoo,
purrteck yoo, an cherish yoo, alwaze fingking uv yoo in efurryfing dat I
duz. *I will be wif yoo in gud timez an bad, when yoo iz helfy and when yoo
iz sik, when we haz lotsa toonaz an when we duznt. *I will share efurryfing
I haz wif yoo, an be fafeful to yoo alwaze. *I givz yoo myown paw, myown
hart, an myown luv, frum dis day furward fur az long az we bof shall live..

Sundance

Pi2nya, would you like to now recite your vows to Sundance?

Amelia

"CatDude" wrote in message
...
On Feb 14, 11:56 am, "Sundance"
wrote:
I, Sundance, takez yoo, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, to be myown wifekittee,
myown
purrtner in life, an myown wuntrooluv. I will luv yoo, respeck yoo,
purrteck yoo, an cherish yoo, alwaze fingking uv yoo in efurryfing dat
I
duz. I will be wif yoo in gud timez an bad, when yoo iz helfy and when
yoo
iz sik, when we haz lotsa toonaz an when we duznt. I will share
efurryfing
I haz wif yoo, an be fafeful to yoo alwaze. I givz yoo myown paw,
myown
hart, an myown luv, frum dis day furward fur az long az we bof shall
live.

Sundance

Pi2nya, would you like to now recite your vows to Sundance?

Amelia
-----------------
I, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, take you Sundance to be my husband-kitty,
my partner in life and my one true love.
Az it encircles yur neck, may it remind yu always
that yu are surrounded by my enduring luff.
I will cherish our union and luff you more each day
than I did the day befurr.
I will trust yu and respect yu, laugh with you, meow wiff yu,
and cry with yu,
luffink yu faithfully through gud times and bad.
I give you my paw, my heart, and my luff,
from this day furrward for as long as we both shall live

Pit2nya, AKA Sweetee
(mine identity izunt woikink rite neow ).

I, Sundance, takez yoo, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, to be myown wifekittee,
myown
purrtner in life, an myown wuntrooluv. I will luv yoo, respeck yoo,
purrteck yoo, an cherish yoo, alwaze fingking uv yoo in efurryfing dat I
duz. I will be wif yoo in gud timez an bad, when yoo iz helfy and when
yoo
iz sik, when we haz lotsa toonaz an when we duznt. I will share
efurryfing
I haz wif yoo, an be fafeful to yoo alwaze. I givz yoo myown paw, myown
hart, an myown luv, frum dis day furward fur az long az we bof shall
live.

Sundance

Pi2nya, would you like to now recite your vows to Sundance?

Amelia
-----------------
I, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, take you Sundance to be my husband-kitty,
my partner in life and my one true love.
Az it encircles yur neck, may it remind yu always
that yu are surrounded by my enduring luff.
I will cherish our union and luff you more each day
than I did the day befurr.
I will trust yu and respect yu, laugh with you, meow wiff yu,
and cry with yu,
luffink yu faithfully through gud times and bad.
I give you my paw, my heart, and my luff,
from this day furrward for as long as we both shall live

Pit2nya, AKA Sweetee
(mine identity izunt woikink rite neow ).

'Sutch bootiful vows' whispers Mosey to Bob Qat and Mimzy.
Dey r sew in luff, jest wike me n yer meowmie Tabitha.
We rote our own vows tew. {smiles, happee, remembering]
Mosey

" I, Sundance, takez yoo, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, to be myown
wifekittee,
myown
purrtner in life, an myown wuntrooluv. I will luv yoo, respeck yoo,
purrteck yoo, an cherish yoo, alwaze fingking uv yoo in efurryfing
dat I
duz. I will be wif yoo in gud timez an bad, when yoo iz helfy and
when yoo
iz sik, when we haz lotsa toonaz an when we duznt. I will share
efurryfing
I haz wif yoo, an be fafeful to yoo alwaze. I givz yoo myown paw,
myown
hart, an myown luv, frum dis day furward fur az long az we bof shall
live.

Sundance

Pi2nya, would you like to now recite your vows to Sundance?

Amelia
-----------------
I, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, take you Sundance to be my husband-kitty,
my partner in life and my one true love.
Az it encircles yur neck, may it remind yu always
that yu are surrounded by my enduring luff.
I will cherish our union and luff you more each day
than I did the day befurr.
I will trust yu and respect yu, laugh with you, meow wiff yu,
and cry with yu,
luffink yu faithfully through gud times and bad.
I give you my paw, my heart, and my luff,
from this day furrward for as long as we both shall live

Pit2nya, AKA Sweetee
(mine identity izunt woikink rite neow ).

Pit2nya luukz tuwardz Rebecca, hu holdz da bookay, and awlz uh bockz
wiff a kollur

This koller I givez to yoo az a simbol uv my luff an a reminder of my
devoshin to yoo. Az it encirclez yurown neck, may it remind yoo alwaze dat
yoo are surrownded by my enduring luff. I pledj to yoo all dat I am an all
dat I will ever be as yurown husband-kitty. Wif dis koller, I gladly marriez
yoo and joinz myown life to yurz. Let dis koller be a simbol of myown
promisez to yoo and myown devoshin to yoo. I iz onnered, Pit2oonya AKA
Sweetee, to kall yoo myown wife-kitty.

Sundance

"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...

"CatDude" wrote in message
...
On Feb 14, 11:56 am, "Sundance"
wrote:
I, Sundance, takez yoo, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, to be myown wifekittee,
myown
purrtner in life, an myown wuntrooluv. I will luv yoo, respeck yoo,
purrteck yoo, an cherish yoo, alwaze fingking uv yoo in efurryfing dat I
duz. I will be wif yoo in gud timez an bad, when yoo iz helfy and when
yoo
iz sik, when we haz lotsa toonaz an when we duznt. I will share
efurryfing
I haz wif yoo, an be fafeful to yoo alwaze. I givz yoo myown paw, myown
hart, an myown luv, frum dis day furward fur az long az we bof shall
live.

Sundance

Pi2nya, would you like to now recite your vows to Sundance?

Amelia
-----------------
I, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, take you Sundance to be my husband-kitty,
my partner in life and my one true love.
Az it encircles yur neck, may it remind yu always
that yu are surrounded by my enduring luff.
I will cherish our union and luff you more each day
than I did the day befurr.
I will trust yu and respect yu, laugh with you, meow wiff yu,
and cry with yu,
luffink yu faithfully through gud times and bad.
I give you my paw, my heart, and my luff,
from this day furrward for as long as we both shall live

Pit2nya, AKA Sweetee
(mine identity izunt woikink rite neow ).

I, Pit2oonya AKA Sweetee, take you Sundance to be my husband-kitty,
my partner in life and my one true love.
Az it encircles yur neck, may it remind yu always
that yu are surrounded by my enduring luff.
I will cherish our union and luff you more each day
than I did the day befurr.
I will trust yu and respect yu, laugh with you, meow wiff yu,
and cry with yu,
luffink yu faithfully through gud times and bad.
I give you my paw, my heart, and my luff,
from this day furrward for as long as we both shall live

Pit2nya, AKA Sweetee
(mine identity izunt woikink rite neow ).

Since you are transitioning from a life as a single kitty to a life as
part of a team, you are leaving behind the first phase of your life. Is
there any kitty who gives Pi2nya away to this mancat?

[MouseCat steps forward and takes Pi2nya's paw]
My dearly beloved Dyna loved Pi2nya deeply, and as her trip to the
Rainbow Bridge was drawing near, Dyna expressed her worry for Pi2nya. I
promised to watch over Pi2nya. I have spoken with Sundance and
determined him to be an excellent match for Pi2nya. I give Pi2nya to
Sundance with my wholehearted blessing.
[Mousecat kisses Pi2nya's paw and hands her paw to Sundance]

Amelia: Sundance, please fasten the wedding collar around Pi2nya's neck.
[Tiger paws the wedding collar to Sundance, who then fastens the collar
around Pi2nya's neck.]

Pi2nya, please fasten the wedding collar around Sundance's neck.
[Anais paws the wedding collar to Pi2nya, who fastens the collar around
Sundance's neck.]

[Amelia takes one of Sundance's paws and one of Pi2nya's paws]

Sundance, Pi2nya, you have stated your love for each other and your
intentions to honor and support each other. In accordance with the power
vested in me by the late Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat, I now
pronounce you husbandcat and wifecat.

[Sundance gives Pi2nya a kiss, then they turn to face the audience]

Ladycats and gentlecats, I would like to present to you the newly winked
couple, Pi2nya and Sundance.

[All of the assembled cats, dogs, and humans begin to applaud as the
musicians begin to play. Pi2nya and Sundance march down the aisle. As
they exit the chapel they are followed by Sammy and Anais, and the other
members of the wedding party. Once the complete party has left the
chapel the guests leave as well.]