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Callisto's retirement news (long)
Yesterday Callisto Ritter, champion bringer upper of dishtowels,
(as you may recall, she brings every dish towel she can find up to my bedroom every night) made a shocking announcement of her sudden retirement. When questioned, she merely gave a disdainful snif and licked her nether regions. Speculation is flying about the reason behind her surprising change of careers. However insiders suspect that it was the "BIG SILVER BOWL MONSTER" episode that has put an end to her record breaking streak of late. Rumor has it that her mother (Jennie) innocently enough, had put a bix silver mixing bowl on the counter, on a DISHTOWEL to dry, and when Callisto started her first dishtowel run of the evening, she pulled that particular towel and the bowl came tumbling down with it, bouncing and rolling all over the kitchen and scaring the CRAP out of her. Some even say that Callisto was upstairs, hiding under the bed before the bowl stopped rolling. Of course, it could all just be a viscious rumor started by her evil sister Xena, who is herself a champion of straw stealing. More news later...... Jennie |
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