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Old April 14th 11, 10:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default In Jamacat-land, on the beach

Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel finish an excellent repast. The cook even
did something wonderful with the pumpkin which Daisy-chan ate every scrap
of, much to Cash's relief. He'd been afraid she was gonna hurk a furball on
him in the night after licking herself dry once she got to shore having
fallen out of the boat on the way in.

Daisy-chan decides to try the bar where they have many rum drinks while Cash
and Aunti Mabel decide a nap on the beach is perfect. Much to Cash and
Aunti's amazement, there are lots of new kittahs lounging about!

Chuckling, Aunti Mabel asks a catender named Ben 'Would you happen to have
sum extra large mats fur us? Wez both kitten magnets anna I bet wez gonna
have lots of cumpany as we doze inna dat sun'. A catender who's button says
'Iz Ben. Jus dont ask meah where Iz ben' grins and brings out a full bed
sized fluffy comforter and arranges it for them.

Aunti Mabel and Cash settle in for a nap then Cash realizes he forgot to
make a 'little side trip'. Excusing himself from Aunti Mabel he trotts off
happily to a sawgrass meadow just a bit away and sheltered by the high
grass, 'enjoys nature'. Returning he notes with a grin the kittahs have
selected an out of the way private sand spot (well away from the party) to
'enjoy same'.

Returning, he finds Aunti Mabel is sound asleep in a pile of purring
kittahs. The end of the comforter has just enough room for him so he curls
up there. Shortly, as he is just about dropping off to sleep, he feels the
familiar vibration and sound of kittahs piling about him too.

Catender Ben looks on in amazement and wonders if he shouldn't have made it
a queensized comforter?

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Old April 15th 11, 12:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default In Jamacat-land, on the beach

as MH walks by cash and the kittz sleepin he thinkz, i guezz missy iz rite,
doz dog thingyz kant be all bad... he keeps wanderin so he can find missy
"cshenk" wrote in message
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Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel finish an excellent repast. The cook
even did something wonderful with the pumpkin which Daisy-chan ate every
scrap of, much to Cash's relief. He'd been afraid she was gonna hurk a
furball on him in the night after licking herself dry once she got to
shore having fallen out of the boat on the way in.

Daisy-chan decides to try the bar where they have many rum drinks while
Cash and Aunti Mabel decide a nap on the beach is perfect. Much to Cash
and Aunti's amazement, there are lots of new kittahs lounging about!

Chuckling, Aunti Mabel asks a catender named Ben 'Would you happen to have
sum extra large mats fur us? Wez both kitten magnets anna I bet wez gonna
have lots of cumpany as we doze inna dat sun'. A catender who's button
says 'Iz Ben. Jus dont ask meah where Iz ben' grins and brings out a full
bed sized fluffy comforter and arranges it for them.

Aunti Mabel and Cash settle in for a nap then Cash realizes he forgot to
make a 'little side trip'. Excusing himself from Aunti Mabel he trotts
off happily to a sawgrass meadow just a bit away and sheltered by the high
grass, 'enjoys nature'. Returning he notes with a grin the kittahs have
selected an out of the way private sand spot (well away from the party) to
'enjoy same'.

Returning, he finds Aunti Mabel is sound asleep in a pile of purring
kittahs. The end of the comforter has just enough room for him so he
curls up there. Shortly, as he is just about dropping off to sleep, he
feels the familiar vibration and sound of kittahs piling about him too.

Catender Ben looks on in amazement and wonders if he shouldn't have made
it a queensized comforter?



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Old April 15th 11, 04:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default In Jamacat-land, on the beach

On Apr 14, 7:37*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
as MH walks by cash and the kittz sleepin he thinkz, i guezz missy iz rite,
doz dog thingyz kant be all bad... he keeps wanderin so he can find missy"cshenk" wrote in message


Soon he sees Missy and a cat-tender setting up a big shade-giving
umbrella and a double-sized binky for lying on or sitting on and
enjoying the breezes. She waves him over

Wen we gots nuffin more aktiv to dew we can sit or lie heer. AN dey
will bring usses drinkies.
And the wait-cat ads "an snaks."
Missy smiles at him and then smiles _really_ fondly at MH
Diss is gonna be gneiss, man-cat.

--
Missy
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Old April 15th 11, 05:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default In Jamacat-land, on the beach

mh howldez owt sum flowerz which haffa few tattered edges... i bringed ursef
deze ta luk at or eat... i tasted dem ta make sure dey wuz gud... catender
sees flowers and brings vase and puts then on the table near the pole offa
umbrella...

MH sits down nezt to missy anna sayz letz order a dwink anna getsa nap so we
hasa energee ta eat sum fudz.

MH, curling up for a nize nap
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Apr 14, 7:37 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
as MH walks by cash and the kittz sleepin he thinkz, i guezz missy iz
rite,
doz dog thingyz kant be all bad... he keeps wanderin so he can find
missy"cshenk" wrote in message


Soon he sees Missy and a cat-tender setting up a big shade-giving
umbrella and a double-sized binky for lying on or sitting on and
enjoying the breezes. She waves him over

Wen we gots nuffin more aktiv to dew we can sit or lie heer. AN dey
will bring usses drinkies.
And the wait-cat ads "an snaks."
Missy smiles at him and then smiles _really_ fondly at MH
Diss is gonna be gneiss, man-cat.

--
Missy


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Old April 16th 11, 07:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default In Jamacat-land, on the beach

Cash is now buried in kittahs, hemmingway ones presumably. Aunti Mabel
flips over carefully while a few of them grumble gently then resettle.
Unbeknownst to them Daisy-chan and several at the bar are looking out the
window and LTFOMA (Laughing the furr off my ass).

Soon, there is again a soft lapping of waves competing with the sound of
sleeping purrs with an occasional soft yip, as all dream of catching
birdies.


as MH walks by cash and the kittz sleepin he thinkz, i guezz missy iz
rite, doz dog thingyz kant be all bad... he keeps wanderin so he can find
missy
"cshenk" wrote in message
...
Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel finish an excellent repast. The cook
even did something wonderful with the pumpkin which Daisy-chan ate every
scrap of, much to Cash's relief. He'd been afraid she was gonna hurk a
furball on him in the night after licking herself dry once she got to
shore having fallen out of the boat on the way in.

Daisy-chan decides to try the bar where they have many rum drinks while
Cash and Aunti Mabel decide a nap on the beach is perfect. Much to Cash
and Aunti's amazement, there are lots of new kittahs lounging about!

Chuckling, Aunti Mabel asks a catender named Ben 'Would you happen to
have sum extra large mats fur us? Wez both kitten magnets anna I bet wez
gonna have lots of cumpany as we doze inna dat sun'. A catender who's
button says 'Iz Ben. Jus dont ask meah where Iz ben' grins and brings
out a full bed sized fluffy comforter and arranges it for them.

Aunti Mabel and Cash settle in for a nap then Cash realizes he forgot to
make a 'little side trip'. Excusing himself from Aunti Mabel he trotts
off happily to a sawgrass meadow just a bit away and sheltered by the
high grass, 'enjoys nature'. Returning he notes with a grin the kittahs
have selected an out of the way private sand spot (well away from the
party) to 'enjoy same'.

Returning, he finds Aunti Mabel is sound asleep in a pile of purring
kittahs. The end of the comforter has just enough room for him so he
curls up there. Shortly, as he is just about dropping off to sleep, he
feels the familiar vibration and sound of kittahs piling about him too.

Catender Ben looks on in amazement and wonders if he shouldn't have made
it a queensized comforter?




 




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